Thar She Blows! A Thread to Blindly Review Either of the Two (2) Theatrical Adaptations of Moby Dick that Forks Was In

I thought they were kidding when they said the first couple of rows were the “splash zone”, but that’s not why I walked out early. The blowhole scene had me aghast.

I walked out because the entire mezzanine caught on fire. weirdly mostly everybody up there stayed anyway, because Forks's performance was just *that good*

Yeah he really sold that line that went “Run! Fire! Run!!”. So authentic.