Charles Koch has already fucked things royally.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:22 (five months ago) link
Kanye because he would probably incorporate nuclear secrets into his lyrics and get us destroyed.
actually that might be why he'd also be best future president
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:28 (five months ago) link
Supreme Chancellor Mitch McConnell
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:29 (five months ago) link
Bill Maher would be the smuggest, douchiest President
Alex Jones would found some way to get blown up by a land mine his first week
Kid Rock would have a NASCAR track built around the White House and get hit by one of the cars
Elon Musk would attempt to buy the Capitol building
Ted Cruz would begin liquefying since he wasn't invited in the building first
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 October 2022 20:36 (five months ago) link
I thik Elon could fuck evrything up the quickest.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 17 October 2022 21:10 (five months ago) link
Zuckerberg because he will have complete confidence
― death generator (lukas), Monday, 17 October 2022 21:19 (five months ago) link
you really believe Yang would ever turn his back on his new fake party?
― akm, Monday, 17 October 2022 21:26 (five months ago) link
Missing Tommy Tuberville.
Still think the next non-Trump Republican President will be a college football coach but Nick Saban appears to be a Democrat.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:02 (five months ago) link
Like Urban Meyer doesn't exist...
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:43 (five months ago) link
Holtz/Giuliani 2028
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 17 October 2022 23:53 (five months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:01 (five months ago) link
Surprised Ron DeSantis isn't on here.
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:17 (five months ago) link
Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) and/or Larry Hogan (R-MD).
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 00:29 (five months ago) link
are these people real it's hard enough keeping track of UK reactionaries
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:13 (five months ago) link
Larry Hogan's one of the last living WW2 POWs, a national hero in his way.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 01:17 (five months ago) link
The real answer is probably some TikTok personality none of us have ever heard of
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 03:17 (five months ago) link
dril for President, serious vote
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 04:09 (five months ago) link
Write in vote for me. I’d make a terrible president.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 11:26 (five months ago) link
The Rock / Kid Rock '24
Make America Rock Again
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:29 (five months ago) link
pretty sure The Rock is a liberal so it would have to be some kind of unity ticket
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:45 (five months ago) link
Can you smell what Barack is cooking?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 12:47 (five months ago) link
Swap Kid Rock for Chris Rock
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 13:21 (five months ago) link
Left, I am merely anticipating the singularity. Immanentizing the eschaton, if you will.
The Rock / Chris Rock, sure. Add Barbara Bach and put all their ads on TikTok, sure. Why not, at this late stage of human civilization?
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 14:16 (five months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:01 (five months ago) link
Sounds like we are concluding that this fellow is a dud
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:29 (five months ago) link
Or at the very least that he should never be president.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:36 (five months ago) link