that really uncomfortable zone where people aren't sure
Richard Ford described this facial phase as 'looking like a wretched sex offender'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 20 October 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
And I use an electric shaver after trying a straight razor, so shower shaving is out.
I've got dark (now greying) hair but red (now white) facial hair, so even if I could stand to grow it for a few weeks, it would take much longer to look like a beard and make me look like I'm in my 70s anyway.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 20 October 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
xp i call the top part of it the "teenstache"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 October 2022 17:11 (one year ago) link
No other great apes have to deal with moustache trouble like us. Only beards.
Yet Munkees...https://i.imgur.com/h6VKF.jpg
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link
DIABEETUS
― blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgUr-DjXEAItiy1.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 30 October 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tQGJHv4.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 13 November 2023 08:27 (five months ago) link
lmao
― flopson, Monday, 13 November 2023 08:30 (five months ago) link
The Gandalf™
there are some anti-abortion billboards around here that say "REAL MEN LOVE BABIES". i have thoughts. lots of them. not sure if i'll be able to get them in writing. too many thoughts.
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 13 November 2023 14:35 (five months ago) link
I didn't see the movies, but I don't remember a Mrs. Gandalf...
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 13 November 2023 15:06 (five months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8fsN4ff.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 13 November 2023 15:42 (five months ago) link
https://www.benchmade.com/products/4010-cstm?
Got an ad for this today, I like the new cleaver-y blade trend for chef's knifes but this is so tacticool
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0574/8041/3232/files/STATION_KNIFE_02A_768x.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 24 November 2023 10:37 (five months ago) link
Perfect for chopping carrots or doing wetwork with Seal Team 6.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 24 November 2023 10:38 (five months ago) link
so if marketing cooking equipment as extreme tactical military cowboy survival shit gets men to do more cooking - how do we get them to do more cleaning? light saber mops?
― Left, Friday, 24 November 2023 10:57 (five months ago) link
it won't, of course, get men to do more cooking; it'll just get them to buy more shit.
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 24 November 2023 15:32 (five months ago) link
Looking at it again I really like that blade shape (and will have to look around for a non-DEVGRU approved option) but the bolster looks all wrong for properly choking up on the knife.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 24 November 2023 22:43 (five months ago) link
Hee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de-Yylorsow
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 1 December 2023 23:12 (four months ago) link
....i'll take the whip
what? no, no, i look like a woman but i'm actually (whispers) _transgender_
no i mean a trans _woman_, a transgender _woman_
what? no look "trans woman" doesn't mean i was afab and transitioned to being a man...
AFAB. AY-FAHB. Not ACAB. Assigned female at birth. Although also ACAB.
Let's just say yes. Yes I have a penis. If I tell you I have a penis, can I have that whip?
Look. Just... give me the whip. I'll... I'll give you the idol. You give me the whip. OK?
Um. Idol. Idol. Uh... I have a CD of Rebel Yell. Does that count? It plays fine, I swear. Don't worry about the scratches. And! It comes with an obi!
...sure. That's "Obi" as in "Obi-wan".
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 1 December 2023 23:31 (four months ago) link
Here you go, manly man-type men, Christmas is sorted.
https://www.beautifuldeer.com/products/tactical-christmas-stocking-2?variant=113484&fbclid=IwAR3L4OKB9f_DoOE3U_MlRqPQJaznw4f4CI5Vkme2sxeHk1l6jH3saCQxJ3U_aem_AUBkpF_6NnVzu1PMyRtXWZbHjKDUaK6pSoew9w8VgW9VuLPprwH0zbHmuFJ-c7rXOqzL91RSbzdw2yVFmmcA9yWt
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:06 (four months ago) link
my axe has a smaller, sharper axe hidden in the blade
― the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:52 (four months ago) link
Axe-ception
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:45 (four months ago) link