marketing of masculinity

No other great apes have to deal with moustache trouble like us. Only beards.

Yet Munkees...
https://i.imgur.com/h6VKF.jpg

DIABEETUS

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgUr-DjXEAItiy1.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/tQGJHv4.jpg

lmao

The Gandalf™

there are some anti-abortion billboards around here that say "REAL MEN LOVE BABIES". i have thoughts. lots of them. not sure if i'll be able to get them in writing. too many thoughts.

I didn't see the movies, but I don't remember a Mrs. Gandalf...

https://i.imgur.com/8fsN4ff.jpg

https://www.benchmade.com/products/4010-cstm?

Got an ad for this today, I like the new cleaver-y blade trend for chef's knifes but this is so tacticool

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0574/8041/3232/files/STATION_KNIFE_02A_768x.png

Perfect for chopping carrots or doing wetwork with Seal Team 6.

so if marketing cooking equipment as extreme tactical military cowboy survival shit gets men to do more cooking - how do we get them to do more cleaning? light saber mops?

it won't, of course, get men to do more cooking; it'll just get them to buy more shit.

Looking at it again I really like that blade shape (and will have to look around for a non-DEVGRU approved option) but the bolster looks all wrong for properly choking up on the knife.

Hee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de-Yylorsow

....i'll take the whip

what? no, no, i look like a woman but i'm actually (whispers) _transgender_

no i mean a trans _woman_, a transgender _woman_

what? no look "trans woman" doesn't mean i was afab and transitioned to being a man...

AFAB. AY-FAHB. Not ACAB. Assigned female at birth. Although also ACAB.

Let's just say yes. Yes I have a penis. If I tell you I have a penis, can I have that whip?

Look. Just... give me the whip. I'll... I'll give you the idol. You give me the whip. OK?

Um. Idol. Idol. Uh... I have a CD of Rebel Yell. Does that count? It plays fine, I swear. Don't worry about the scratches. And! It comes with an obi!

...sure. That's "Obi" as in "Obi-wan".

Here you go, manly man-type men, Christmas is sorted.

https://www.beautifuldeer.com/products/tactical-christmas-stocking-2?variant=113484&fbclid=IwAR3L4OKB9f_DoOE3U_MlRqPQJaznw4f4CI5Vkme2sxeHk1l6jH3saCQxJ3U_aem_AUBkpF_6NnVzu1PMyRtXWZbHjKDUaK6pSoew9w8VgW9VuLPprwH0zbHmuFJ-c7rXOqzL91RSbzdw2yVFmmcA9yWt

my axe has a smaller, sharper axe hidden in the blade

Axe-ception