Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

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lads there's a new snrub in town

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:18 (one year ago) link

thanks now i'm singing the Eagles to myself

(nb the Eagles are ok)

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:19 (one year ago) link

I mean just imagine rioting, actually facing off police brutality, going to court or jail just so for the chance you could elect Starmer.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:24 (one year ago) link

I'm rioting for Reeves!

calzino, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:24 (one year ago) link

in fact the difference here is the prospect of Chancellor Reeves actually fills me with more dread than Hunt

calzino, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:27 (one year ago) link

certainly neater than any of the alternatives, including the status quo, that I could think of.

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 21 October 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Just a complete inability to face reality.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:30 (one year ago) link

*I* do??? Christ. Look, instead of constantly chewing me out, which is become extremely tiring, I want to know what YOU propose to be the best solution to resolve the current mess we are in, coz I am not seeing a lot of communication coming from your direction right now.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:32 (one year ago) link

_Mind you GG, wtf are you going on about in Stroud, the majority is 3,840, do you know the difference between votes polled by the winning candidate and the actual margin of victory or?
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You were the one that brought up Stroud, gyac, so I looked up the election result from 2019. Of course my calculation was crude and unscientific! We can't possibly *know* that the lack of a Green candidate on the ticket would bring about a Labour victory, as some of the Green voters may have got the huff and stayed home, or whatever. I was merely articulating that a coalition of non-Tory parties standing aside for each other to get the Tory out makes that outcome more lik

More incoherent rambling I accidentally cut out and can’t be fucked reinstating


It’s not a calculation it was a complete misreading. Btw, did someone request a worse imago with zero charm, because you need to check the receipt and terms of return? Thanks.

barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:34 (one year ago) link

Mark s, you must be seeing a better side to this guy than his endless bedshitting is demonstrating

barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:34 (one year ago) link

pot kettle black, gyac. I don't believe it is a complete misreading.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:35 (one year ago) link

I personally love to sneer from my centrist high horse and direct disdain at people who are directly affected by bad Labour policies “What do you think is better?” as though the message that a party can treat you with contempt and openly pass laws to hurt you and people like you is a good one for democracy.

barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:36 (one year ago) link

pot kettle black, gyac. I don't believe it is a complete misreading.


Sorry, how is won by 31k not a complete misreading?

barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link

not me grumbling that "sevco" is even more arcane and hard to parse than "underpants gnomes"

Sevco is a football reference, worse still it's a Scottish football reference.

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link

*I* do??? Christ. Look, instead of constantly chewing me out, which is become extremely tiring, I want to know what YOU propose to be the best solution to resolve the current mess we are in, coz I am not seeing a lot of communication coming from your direction right now.

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 21 October 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Look I'm not going to risk losing a limb for that cunt. I know what I don't want. If you want to do then be my guest.

I don't have the answers and you don't have to pretend you do. It's ok, these are terrible times.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link

Yeah GG you quoted the total number of votes and then said that was the margin of victory. That was a complete misreading - which had the effect of making your argument seem like a lot more of a slam dunk than it was. It’s not a big deal but I mean…!

A bigger deal - and you get this a lot in the US Pol threads - is the idea that once the ostensibly centre-left party is in power they will unleash some kind of progressive programme that they’d been keeping quiet about. It’s much more likely that they mean what they say, and they’re either not saying much or they’re attempting to outflank the Tories on the right over, say, immigration.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:42 (one year ago) link

Look at what's in front of you. He hasn't supported the nurses striking, and they aren't the most militant lot. Even Biden actually pretended to have a programme!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:49 (one year ago) link

And when elected he's done next to nothing! He's giving crumbs rn and praying!!!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:50 (one year ago) link

at least biden is going to nuke the uk p soon

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link

An ignominious end for Great British Power

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:52 (one year ago) link

What does any of this have to do with the Graun?

the steven gerrard of pop (Matt #2), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link

the goblins are out of the box and hurtling across the entire board

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:54 (one year ago) link

Putin will steal the election next week he'll have no choice xxxp

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 12:54 (one year ago) link

Boris is Zelensky's candidate, who is Vlad's?

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Friday, 21 October 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link

also boris

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

russia-ukraine accords reached when they realise they agree on this and build from there: UK fucked, world cheers, biden nukes us

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

Apologies to anyone who has been offended the "charmlessness" of this particular Goblin, esp the meritorious gyac.

It is connected with the Graun, Matt#2, as the Graun still believes Starmer can deliver, or does at least some of the time.

I don't pretend to have the answers. I think that maybe I look to eloquent people on here for answers because I make the basic mistake of assuming - not logical or rational, but easy to do in the spur of the moment - that being well-read and able to write well about politics equates with having alternative solutions to hand that the individuals would implement if they had the means to do so.

Doesn't mean that they, or I, for that matter, shouldn't speculate on the best ways out of the mess, even if they seem far away, i.e.

- Challenger to Starmer emerges, more aligned with Corbyn politically, but able to exploit optics more than him to win over centrist sceptics. Corbyn's ideas with Blair's slick presentation, if you will, who challenges KS for leadership. Thought maybe Burnham may be that person (tho Calz, whom I trust, doesn't rate him and may have good reasons for not doing so-- AB seems to have done a good job as mayor of MCR, maybe people living there would say different).

- Left leaning PLP members (such as there are, maybe Sultana, Whittome?) bin Labour for good, reach out to unions for support, including those currently unaffiliated with the effete TUC, to form a new party to the left of Labour, take some (many?) members of the Labour membership with them.

Other (please suggest).

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:07 (one year ago) link

the mass assault on Corbyn from the media wasn't because his optics were bad - they would treat Blair himself the same way if he suggested mild economic reforms, and likely with a similar outcome

Kieth's entire project since taking charge of - ok i won't say it - has been to ensure that the mechanisms of that party are permanently closed to anybody who wants to challenge any aspect of neolib orthodoxy or flagshagging. it's Zombie Labour ok that's less arcane i guess.

there is NO HOPE FOR CHANGE thru the current parliamentary system and no hope of anybody winning power who wants to change that system

sorry if this seems bleak, that's because things are very bleak. viewers in Scotland and Northern Ireland have alternative programming

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 13:37 (one year ago) link

tbf if people want to riot to try and change that, i'm in. a GE isn't that

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link

goblins 4 spümcø labour

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link

GG i dont think of you as a goblin

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link

we are not the same

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link

sorry i kinda skipped over the possibility of a Zarah party. that would be better than any of the alternatives, it's not a short term project, and the SCG have shown a frankly masochistic willingness to chunter under their breath, do nothing and let themselves get picked off one by one

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link

oh and this is all the Graun thread because this is their dream Labour except not enough virulent transphobia

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 13:43 (one year ago) link

sorry, SCG?

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link

Socialist Campaign Group

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_Campaign_Group

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link

(xpost)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link

"Corbyn's ideas with Blair's slick presentation"

Post this in 2017, when someone would've cared.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link

morelike Socialist Landlord Group, amirite?

would recommend watching 70's tv series Bill Brand to anyone who wants a reminder that the Labour Right were also a bunch of cunts well before the Blair era! And also it's rather good.

calzino, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link

still technically a group, not so much campaigning

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link

Spüm Cø Goblins

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link

My impressions are:

- There are the odd local groups emerging in certain areas, that might challenge and change the composition of councils from Lab to something else.

- The items listed in that libcom tweet: donate to some unions and their strike funds.

- There are other groups that are carrying out action and risking life and limb.

But to look to Lab and their 20 or so left MPs is to look at...not v much. Nobody is going to influence Starmer, I suspect when he's in trouble he might look for support. It would be foolish to give him any.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 October 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

Spüm Cø Goblins

Finally a reference I get. You sick little monkey.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 21 October 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link

I should’ve gone with “bloated sack of protoplasm” smh.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 21 October 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link

re riots: the lampposts around here have had nov 5th march on government stickers on them for a while, done by the same people who bought you the anti-vax and anti-un stickers. just a time and date and oblig guy fawkes mask on them and a bunch of links to c0v1dtrvth5.com etc. i wonder if their plans have changed? or if more than 5 people and a dog will turn up.

(also other stickers saying THE TRUTH WILL SHOCK YOU + a QR code are also available)

koogs, Friday, 21 October 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

rude

xp

mark s, Friday, 21 October 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link

You know I’m joking right? Probably doesn’t need to be said but just in case.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 21 October 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

Reading this thread now worse than reading the UK edition of the Guardian.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 22 October 2022 02:37 (one year ago) link

Dear Moran,

I’m having a swell time here at the insane asylum. It would be nice if you could come and visit me sometime. Wish you could read.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 22 October 2022 09:33 (one year ago) link

(That was also an allusion.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 22 October 2022 09:34 (one year ago) link


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