Twitter C/D

that basically sums up the appeal of all social media

the passive data is just as useful as likes or whatever because all of it is processed in aggregate, and pushes for more machine learning, data science, etc because likes and reposts are comparatively small data and pausing, reading, etc are big data pushing initiatives

So they're studying how much time I'm spending googling Facebook's stock dive?

you gotta hand out likes to reward people for making good posts

twitter should randomly go down a few hours a day. it’s help the chronically online have a cooling off period instead of tweeting through it

this is otm, the failwhale could be smiling beatifically while being hosed down

Time to find out what happens when I mute "Elon Musk"

Muted the word "Elon" early in the year, think it has worked out well, what's he up to these days anyway?

So, I cannot claim to know How Things Work, but wouldn't it be a bit rich, coming so close to that congressional testimony claiming Twitter's a security shit show, to ask people to start providing payment information?

not going well

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-paul-pelosi-tweets-link-to-conspiracy-theory-santa-monica-observer/

free and open debate

Starting to miss the old days when @jack would come on here like "Sorry about all the Nazis. I'm 11 days into a tantric fast" or whatever

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 30, 2022

Jack never did that, he would just completely ignore people mentioning it and tweet about bitcoin or some shit

re jack i find it sort of relatable to embrace your stupidity and check out further by subjecting your body to increasingly extreme tests of endurance

Do tell

Maybe instead of worrying about verification they should just tie the blue check to "does this person exit in Wikipedia"

although I guess the purpose is more to weed out fake accounts than :"is this person newsworthy"
but you have to be
1 who you say you are
2 newsworthy

right?

for 20$ a month

Do tell

― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, October 31, 2022 6:01 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm going to ask you once to never interact with me again.

lmao 45k likes, this is how Twitter should be used from now on

https://twitter.com/timheidecker

Twitter is working on a feature to allow people to post videos and then charge users to view them, with adult content as a possibility.

Mock ups of the new feature viewed by the Post resemble the OnlyFans model of locked content that users can pay to see https://t.co/XjpIw4BUVB

— Hamza Shaban (@hshaban) November 2, 2022

xp: well what do we have here? looks like twitter's got it's very own version of Οὖτις now.

Well this isn’t looking promising. Can’t log into emails. Mac wont turn on.

But so grateful this is happening at 3am. Really appreciate the thoughtfulness on the timing front guys.

Meanwhile to everyone else at Twitter, you’re the best ❤️ #OneTeam pic.twitter.com/iWyAPeURcm

— Chris Younie (@ChrisYounie) November 4, 2022

the good news is that at least he'll have to start paying $8 a month for his blue check starting monday!

I just reported someone who literally said "I am an antisemite" and got an email back saying they hadn't broken Twitter's rules

Some things haven’t changed then

I’m gonna miss this place pic.twitter.com/L3Y0tGBKQR

— 𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕜 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🛸 (@MrErikJackson) November 3, 2022

lol very nice

chaka khan tho

heh

and yes, it is true that Chaka Khan would’ve been the more correct answer pic.twitter.com/dUuBk7Rvua

— 𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕜 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 🛸 (@MrErikJackson) November 3, 2022

Twitter is being sued for conducting mass layoffs without giving the required 60-day notice

(via @business) pic.twitter.com/6f2nuQCUI7

— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) November 4, 2022

that Chris guy who worked on entertainment partnerships (idk asking them to twet?) has pictures with more famous people than Elon does. writing was probably on the wall

I can't wait to see Twitter die a death. It has brought nothing but misery to huge numbers of people.

Lol, what?

"I don't even own a TV!"

meanwhile in the Qing dynasty (1644-1912) the Meat-Shaped Stone is a piece of jasper carved to resemble a slab of Djongo pork belly marinated in soy sauce
(housed in Taiwan's National Palace Museum)

"The Meat-Shaped Stone has been called the 'most famous masterpiece" of the entire National Palace Museum' [...] and has also been chosen by the public as the most important item in the museum's entire collection. pic.twitter.com/RQVlvi60B3

— vince kaichan (@VinceKaichan) August 3, 2022

So, the people who didn't get fired-- I assume they will also be looking for new jobs. Every time I worked at a place that started threatening layoffs, even if I wasn't under the knife, I started sending off resumes.

xxxp i have to admit that when people say "my personal experience of twitter is benign, you just have to curate your timeline really well" its like i believe you and honor your lived experience, but also for everybody with a well-curated timeline thats just poets and record labels there are 45 nancy pelosi hammer guys out there being slowly driven insane. looking forward to Elon hastening the day when twitter becomes like myspace, a site that still exists but has no remaining users or features

meat stone rules lol

i have to admit that when people say "my personal experience of twitter is benign, you just have to curate your timeline really well" its like i believe you and honor your lived experience

I believe them, I honour their lived experience, but

(i) I don't want to be them
(ii) I have no intention of becoming like them
(iii) why do *I* have to do the hard work? The point of tech is to make our lives easier, not more difficult, and if the tools won't serve me, I don't want them in my life!

(I do own a tv by the way. And a PS4 ;-) )

...and if I sound like the classic ex-smoker, chiding folks for what they are still doing to their lungs, then, well, I kinda am. I was a regular user of Twitter, but it got to the point when it was affecting my mental health and before Musk got his grubby little hands on it, I pressed Delete. My life's got much better since. There is a causal link; it's not the only causal link.

One of you people recommended a Chrome extension (tweak new twitter?) which I had totally forgotten that I had installed but which seems to be passively doing the trick.

So, the people who didn't get fired-- I assume they will also be looking for new jobs. Every time I worked at a place that started threatening layoffs, even if I wasn't under the knife, I started sending off resumes.

― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, November 4, 2022 9:25 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is the rational response. the irrational response is thinking that maybe you can acquire and carve off a slice of the territory that remains once there are fewer employees remaining

GG are there social media platforms you like? other than ilx. My objection to your post was that singling out Twitter as immiserating doesn't make sense

Yeah before I started using twitter more I was just getting angry at Facebook instead.

There are def times when I feel the need to get off twitter for a while or mute everyone who does politics but it is superior to FB in that while both serve me up the thoughts of racist cunts on a daily basis, Facebook provides me no access whatsoever to ppl who think that you should warn someone before masturbating thinking of them or that reading is a sign of privilege. It's just a much more colourful dystopia.

ppl who don't want to get angry at their feeds at all use instagram I believe but boy are things boring on there

A lot of people were paralysed into doing nothing out of fear of jeopardising any severance.

I use FB occasionally, but I game it. I try to cheat the algorithms by not liking anything and not following anyone or anything, so if distant relatives want to tell me someone's ill or has died they can, and if I want to see what a friend's up to I put their name into Search.

Other than that, I use WhatsApp but only with friends. I don't follow any groups with people in them I don't know. And that's it.

This feels different from the careful curation of Twitter someone mentioned above in that you don't need to do curation. It was more "(un)set it and forget it"

i go on twitter to see the bad stuff, amongst other reasons

The 'rewards' are interesting takes by people who don't normally have a voice. And yeah you see a reality, a certain insight on people's lives, whether bad or good. I know I'll miss it.

But saying twitter has bought misery on lots of ppl when not many ppl actually tweet and *looks at what actually immiserates people* is just wrong.

new tab alert

Lol I guess I got an early rollout? Farewell verified tab, I will never think of you again pic.twitter.com/aep3Gpw02I

— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 4, 2022