Elon Musk

Do you know if the Facebook joiners on ml infra or modelling? Or are they regular swes?

hey appeared to be infrastructure people. Because I’m a creep I looked at one’s Twitter profile and his posts read like he hasn’t quit Twitter! I hope this is a “quiet quitting” situation. If so, I applaud him.

Hero.

Reply to your dms btw

Advertisers should support:

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 2, 2022

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SCOOP: L’Oréal has become the latest big company to suspend advertising spending on Twitter, as major brands grow nervous of Musk's chaotic rein

Others are quietly reviewing their exposure. “There’s some quiet quitting going on,” said one ad executivehttps://t.co/o8hD5uAcnw

— Hannah Murphy (@MsHannahMurphy) November 2, 2022

they're gonna hemorrhage advertisers, meanwhile the CEO is trying to feud with AOC on his own platform

let's say you could...how much would you pay?

— Danny Singh (@Mr_DannySingh) November 2, 2022

fucking yikes (assuming this dude actually does work there)

he does

twitter but make it reverse cameo + onlyfans

pay 2 harass

what about the reverse, John? have you ever had a time you wanted to chat with another twitter customer but they never responded?

— Danny Singh (@Mr_DannySingh) November 2, 2022

This is hilarious and embarrassing. They really don't understand what people use Twitter for or how.

“no wrong answers: what if you could buy a stake in a twitter account & effectively own them? any experiences with owning folx? painpoints?”

I feel a dril/Elon Musk showdown coming

this is so wild. I honestly thought given the money he paid and his eagerness to get out of the deal that he'd keep things mostly as-is but the dude is firing half his staff and crowdsourcing terrible ideas in order to generate revenue (which he won't have anyone to work on!) while simultaneously having an online meltdown which has led to him straight up antagonizing his entire userbase, all the while advertisers are jumping ship in anticipation of him turning it into a right-wing hate speech cesspool. and it hasn't even been a full week!!!

The Liz Truss of the social media world

I feel like our current reality is just hastening a real life Coupon: The Movie

you know how it's generally accepted that Kanye's mother dying is what turned him from an eccentric but successful weirdo into a full-on psychotic fascist? I think Elon's moment may have been everyone dunking on him for that stupid cave submarine

we should have let him take it in there and sealed it shut

wait he was going to drive the submarine?

The Liz Truss of the social media world

― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 3 November 2022 bookmarkflaglink

A least it's only social media.

It's just logic.

"Changpeng Zhao, the chief executive and founder of Binance, said “a slimmer workforce would make more sense” at the social media platform. The cryptocurrency exchange has invested $500m (£441m) in Twitter as part of Musk’s $44bn takeover, which completed last week and has been followed by a stream of changes and mooted overhauls of the company ever since."

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/03/twitter-may-axe-half-its-workforce-as-key-investor-backs-job-cuts-elon-musk

“I trust him by reputation “ lmfao

When your team is pushing round the clock to make deadlines sometimes you #SleepWhereYouWork https://t.co/UBGKYPilbD

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) November 2, 2022

!remind one week

hah

https://i.imgur.com/rQyJQyg.jpg

Reply to your dms btw

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 3 November 2022 01:30 (twelve hours ago) link

I only get DMs from Twitter Blue members.

reddit brain

Elon Musk Told Twitter Advertisers He Plans to Offer Tiers of Content Moderation Similar to Movie Age Ratings https://t.co/gPp0fhuygT

— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) November 3, 2022

Hey, white supremacists! Have we got a deal for you! Hang out with all your friends in a warm, welcoming space tailor made for you. All for a low, low introductory price.

G = Fascist-free
PG = Mild Fascism
R = Full Mussolini

It'll be like the MPAA - the hard r pushes you to the top tier, but they'll let a little softcore racism slip through for the kids, as a treat.

Just waiting for Muskcoin and the "buy an NFT to keep yoru blue check" nightmare

I would like to catfish Elon

Just stunning how this is playing out in full public view: 'We don't know what the fuck we're doing, what would you do smart ass??'

Meaning I'd like to fry him and have five to ten people eat him

My meemaw has a great recipe hold on a sec

When it's going great

Since taking over a week ago, Musk has not even officially told his new staff that he is in charge. Or that he fired their CEO and other top leaders. Staff have to follow his tweets to learn about major changes in company direction. "We're all working for the Trump White House." pic.twitter.com/Mmq3dASoXF

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) November 3, 2022

https://collectiveaction.tech/2022/a-layoff-guide-for-tweeps/

it makes sense tho because the company is twitter

At Twitter, Twitter is Microsoft Teams.

I think it would be a great idea to have a Twitter tier just for militias and domestic terrorists and folks like that. Elon, hit me up at @Christopher Wray

"Why is this not done? I tweeted about it three days ago."

"Oh, I didn't know boss. I've got you blocked."

Yeah, funny enough I was trying to figure out why my modest feed was not stuffed with Musk shit, and then I remembered that I blocked or muted him long ago.

How long until he removes the block or mute features

he just fired the guy that knows how to do that

Twitter's new staff being shown around the place:

https://www.siasat.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/robort-scaled.jpg

"Elon Musk: Business Pioneer or Huckleberry Finn's Duke and Dauphin?"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-business-pionee_b_12353902

https://www.huckfinnsrestaurant.com/menu/

not only does this idea seem horrible but I'm pretty sure that Reddit already tried this and pulled the plug within 2 weeks

Elon Musk Told Twitter Advertisers He Plans to Offer Tiers of Content Moderation Similar to Movie Age Ratings https://t.co/gPp0fhuygT

— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) November 3, 2022

apparently he's laying off 90% of the machine learning org.

giving an individual content rating for every tweet seems pretty easy to do, why waste the money on staff?

Wait wait Elon’s big pitch is that if I DON’T pay money he will STOP amplifying my tweets to people outside my usual circle???

SIGN ME UP FOR THE $0 PLAN

— Courtney Milan 🦖 (@courtneymilan) November 1, 2022

Actually,