Elon Musk

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its a reasonable argument

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:29 (one year ago) link

however i do think twitter was kinda toast before musk ever got ahold of it and now its really toast

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:35 (one year ago) link

He's going to turn it into some kind of unusable myspace junk and then sell it off for like $15 million or something. He's probably the only person in the world who could afford to burn through $44 billion, and he's going to do it.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link

thats my guess too

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link

I wonder if that will deflate the cult of musk that has emerged on the right. Some ppl are very worshipful in how they talk about this guy

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:38 (one year ago) link

what could really deflate it is if he doesnt let them organize murders on his site

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

Well the oath keepers and such, yes. But even your average rogan listener sees him as a brilliant visionary

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

If the Cult of Trump is any indication, every failure will only boost his standing among the faithful.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link

Kanye seems to have actually lost his fans though.

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link

It’s very hard to say how these things shake out.

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link

i mean joe rogan spread the litter boxes in classrooms conspiracy the other day, this shit is way off the rails

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link

Would replacing toilets with litter boxes at twitter save money on water? Could be a good idea

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:46 (one year ago) link

But yeah i get your point. The whole right wing and alt media space in america is extremely radical and irresponsible. These are the people who seem to love elon, even though i don’t think right wingers drive electric cars…

treeship., Friday, 4 November 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link

theres another problem for him

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link

there's definitely a right wing type that drives teslas, i know a guy through work who is exactly that

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:53 (one year ago) link

The fail whale! Hahah this whole situ gets more fkn hilarious every 12 hours or so. Except the staff layoffs part, that isn't funny.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 4 November 2022 00:54 (one year ago) link

there is def a conservative ev driver but i wouldnt say its the most common guy

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link

Lmao at charging $8 for a check mark with no authentication the day before the us elections. What could go wrong.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:01 (one year ago) link

they're free market libertarian types who think elon is a genius and are also getting socially conservative as they age

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:01 (one year ago) link

i know ive said it before itt but elon used to have a just perfect public image and he threw it in the trash for what to post some memes

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link

one theory i heard was that elon went right in order to court that demo to buy teslas cause he used up all the liberals by selling them shitty cars, i do not think thats true but its a nice theory anyway

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:05 (one year ago) link

True

once upon a time only a different set of weird nerds understood this meme now everybody does. pic.twitter.com/AoR763T1oB

— Atrios (@Atrios) November 3, 2022

What's strange is that there are a lot fewer weird nerds in my mentions when I criticize Musk than there were before he bought Twitter.

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 3, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:07 (one year ago) link

one theory i heard was that elon went right in order to court that demo to buy teslas cause he used up all the liberals by selling them shitty cars, i do not think thats true but its a nice theory anyway

― lag∞n, Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:05 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah this strategy is too coherent for elon

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link

i don’t think right wingers drive electric cars…

The Trumpy neighbor across the alley from me drives a plug-in hybrid and just got solar.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 November 2022 01:21 (one year ago) link

sales are already pretty even (you have to be rich enough to buy a Tesla in the first place and thus...) but Elon's not hurting Tesla as a brand with conservatives
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/03/cars/tesla-buyer-politics/index.html

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link

Lol pic.twitter.com/fIpbLlis0k

— Citizen Shane (@ShaneSheehy) November 1, 2022

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:11 (one year ago) link

repost this one Elon

https://i.imgur.com/4o87E2W.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link

Employees in Twitter just got an email from their bosses saying layoffs are coming tomorrow.

Those who are staying will get a note tomorrow in their work email. Those who are let go will get an email sent to their personal address.

Slot machine-style layoffs.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 4, 2022

Lol Twitter offices closed to ensure safety. This is like being ghosted by your job.

holy shit they're firing coders based on how many lines of code they wrote

an idiot like me wouldve stayed on for sure lmao

frogbs, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:26 (one year ago) link

has any big company ever fired half its workers WITHOUT immediately going into a death spiral? like within the last 40 years

frogbs, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

Why do people think Twitter isn’t worth 45 billion? Recall, Microsoft is currently acquiring Blizzard for 68.7 billion! A handful of companies could and would make that deal. The trickiest bit is getting regulatory approval but I feel like that becomes a lot easier if regulators perceive Musk as sinking the ship.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:42 (one year ago) link

Blizzard makes a lot of money though don't they

frogbs, Friday, 4 November 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link

I don't really know anything about coding, but that doesn't seem like the best performance metric?

2021 Twitter revenue was 5 billion. 2021 Blizzard revenue was 8 billion. They both make a lot of money!

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 4 November 2022 03:01 (one year ago) link

microsoft only bought blizzard because they love video games

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 03:14 (one year ago) link

I kind of think the opposite — people love believing that rich people they have political disagreements with are secretly unimpressive morons, but even if Musk’s Twitter investment goes to $0 he’s still had a tremendous world-changing career with impressive achievements. https://t.co/Jf08I17my7

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) November 4, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2022 03:56 (one year ago) link

Ah see, Mr. Yglesias proves himself thoroughly wrong by being an openly unimpressive moron.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 November 2022 03:57 (one year ago) link

If cost monitoring (or lack thereof) is what I think it’s like, laying off even half a data science department is going to stop hundreds of thousands of dollars a month in random, non-intersecting experiments in figuring out user stats of whatever per month

I haven’t found a company yet who has figured out how to do this intelligently at scale it’s all “gpu machine go brrrrrr”

mh, Friday, 4 November 2022 04:41 (one year ago) link

Why do people think Twitter isn’t worth 45 billion? Recall, Microsoft is currently acquiring Blizzard for 68.7 billion! A handful of companies could and would make that deal. The trickiest bit is getting regulatory approval but I feel like that becomes a lot easier if regulators perceive Musk as sinking the ship.

― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, November 3, 2022 10:42 PM (yesterday)

twitter's peer companies (meta, snap, goog (via youtube)) are down ~50-80% since april, when elon made his offer. what's sort of neat is that because of musk's lawsuit, you can see what the market thought twitter was worth when they thought the deal would be renegotiated or wouldn't close entirely - and that number wasn't 44 billion! now, noone's saying it won't be worth 44 billion someday in the future, but my personal take is that if that ever happens, it will be due to some rising-tide-floats-all-boats forces such as a return to a ZIRP environment and the exuberance/frothiness of 2020/2021... and that's only if musk hasn't run it into the ground by then!

fyi, activision posted $2.7 billion in profits for 2021, while twitter posted $221 million in losses. so there's part of your answer? also, activision is the one that faces regulatory scrutiny here (via microsoft already being heavy in the gaming business / needing antitrust approval globally), not musk (twitter is not synergistic with electric vehicles nor is it synergistic with launch rockets, although maybe musk thinks one day it could be?). also, the deal already closed so there's not really any more regulatory risk!

, Friday, 4 November 2022 12:12 (one year ago) link

Wait so there’s no verification of who is paying for a blue check? Isn’t the entire value of having a blue check is that the person behind it is verified? So if anyone can pay for it, and it no longer means you are verified, what is the value? Why would anyone get a blue check? Just hoping that some dumb people who somehow hadn’t heard about the new blue check policy will think you are the real Joe Biden or something?

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 4 November 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link

musk et al seem to have bought into the idea that a blue check is a status symbol which was never true and if it was then you are of course destroying that value by making this change

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

its weird cause authentication does have value thats something you could reasonably sell, where as now the blue check is looking more like.......a scarlet letter

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link

idk maybe they arent capable of authenticating people right now because they fired that department

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link

there may be some utility to scammers over the short term until people figure out you can just buy one

lag∞n, Friday, 4 November 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link

But scammers would NEVER pay a small amount for potential greater rewards!!!

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 4 November 2022 13:10 (one year ago) link

I become more and more convinced every day that there are androids among us who don’t understand human behavior at all.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 4 November 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link

My impression is that nearly all of us are saying it won't be worth $44 billion one day?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 November 2022 13:23 (one year ago) link

iirc a big part of the rollout of the blue checkmark back in the day was kind of soft-bullying celebs into joining twitter. like "we cant shut down these 9 imposter accounts unless you join so we can verify you". I remember celeb twitter accounts from back then that just had one pass-ag tweet like "i only joined to get them to delete other accounts, please visit my website"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 4 November 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link

Elon musk is what happens when the ghosts of a 16 year old edgelord and an 18th century coal baron struggle to control the same body

— Mahogany (@Mahoganytooth) November 4, 2022

frogbs, Friday, 4 November 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link


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