Elon Musk

xp - goddamn the responses to that tweet are bleak as fuck.

My point is really that product designers who can’t program struggle to iterate. They can make the design process feel glacial and cumbersome. If you can program, it’s possible to brute-force a solution and retain some creative momentum. I guess this is probably a better discussion for a different thread!

― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, November 4, 2022 12:09 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i would like to hear more about this tbh mb in here

Programming as a career

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Sorry, honey (shhh, don't cry now). Mommy has to sleep on the floor tonight because the rocket boy that memes all day bought all the tweets and he's making us work round the clock so we can charge $8 to suckers for a blue checkmark. Very important work.

— curbanski (@ChrisUrbanski) November 2, 2022

Actually even worse than that

To those commenting on our family: our 3 children are watching Esther model what it looks like to give your all to something that matters to you, and watching me model what it looks like to support a loved one 100% #RideOrDie. The kids are alright. 😀

— Bob CowhΞrd | cowherd.eth (@bobcowherd) November 2, 2022

guys, it’s fucking Twitter, you’re not working on a vaccine.

i dunno I'm becoming pretty immune to social media rn

We are #OneTeam and we use the hashtag #LoveWhereYouWork to show it, which is why I retweeted with #SleepWhereYouWork -- a cheeky nod to fellow Tweeps. We've been in the midst of a crazy public acquisition for months but we keep going & I'm so proud of our strength & resilience.

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) November 2, 2022

Delivering this speech into a blurry Hi-8 camcorder while a masked man with a South African accent holds a gun to my beagle’s head.

Bob Cowherd is a crypto huckster. I think Esther Crawford is too.

Both pathetic.

fwiw I agree, I just think that’ll happened. The “correction” went way beyond reasonable correction. I believe all of these companies are presently undervalued. Including my current employer who can’t even ship avatar legs.

anecdotally, it seems like he's gone out of his way to fire people on maternity/paternity leave, and people who are expecting.

yeah the correction was multiple things: the market being overvalued in general, those companies being overvalued in particular, and those companies starting to not look like rocketships anymore, facebook had seen nothing but massive growth up til then and now all of a sudden thats looking pretty shaky, obvs not a thing the market loves, thats why zuck did the metaverse he needs a new opportunity, but people arent buying lol

iiuc esther crawford is a social listening (i.e. marketing) huckster, but she got moved onto "moonshot" stuff when she joined via an acquistion, and moonshot == crypto under jack.

it's happening

The site continues to display signs of all kinds of incidents.

Loading tweets has had < 1 9 SR for me since my first tweet and I keep running into weird bugs I've never seen before, like the desktop site redirecting me to the mobile site login page and then failing; pic.twitter.com/wlIKO4uJ75

— Dan Luu (@altluu) November 4, 2022

I wonder if its Musk vs. the Algorithms like Attack of teh CLones?

(xp, he's ex-twitter infra)

lol the site is already breaking, impressive

i wonder why elon decided to do it this way, he easily couldve done a more normal amount of layoffs like 15% in a normal way, then had buyouts and a hiring freeze then another round of layoffs in six months and accomplished the same thing without precipitating a huge pr crisis and probably a technical crisis too and a morale crisis as well maybe some other crises idk, such bad choices hes just unstable seems like

Guys, I'm starting to think this Elon Musk guy isn't actually very smart and is terrible at running businesses.

he did amazingly well with tesla tbf, tho in a very scammy high risk way, he seems to have lost all discipline, maybe he just cant work without huge government subsidies

he easily couldve done a more normal amount of layoffs like 15% in a normal way, then had buyouts and a hiring freeze then another round of layoffs in six months and accomplished the same thing without precipitating a huge pr crisis

The PR crisis is the point. Disruption is the point. Cruelty is the point. What is confusing about this?

If Trump still had competent lawyers willing to work for him (lol) they would be suing Musk for copyright infringement and/or biting the Trumpian steez

Seriously it is like the most massively telegraphed heel turn in history, why is anyone acting surprised? Shitty person acts shitty, film at eleven

i mean yeah except he also does seem to think that it should have worked out better for him, these are still not the outcomes he wants

lmaoooooo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgvBBomUoAAWwj9?format=jpg&name=medium

user @maplecocaine: each day on twitter there is one main character. the goal is to never be it
user @elonmusk: i could be it for SO many months dude just watch

he's like when the villain plugs their brain directly into the central mainframe flow

https://media.tenor.com/GNQ_kULIvKMAAAAd/irina-spalko-indiana-jones.gif

it's cool that free speech in America is entirely dependent on advertisers

there are days when I think that no one in the USA understands what "free speech" really means. instead, every day millions upon millions of people in the USA loudly, openly and incessantly complain that it's being denied them. after which they freely go about their lives and that's free speech in a nutshell.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgvHjn0XgAIRAE5?format=jpg&name=medium

The PR crisis is the point. Disruption is the point. Cruelty is the point. What is confusing about this?

I thought the point was to make money

the point was to make a weird impulsive decision to buy the company then get forced to buy it when you tried to wriggle out out of the deal

then plug brain directly into central mainframe flow

it's like literally everything he does is the most opposite possible to touching grass

very funny to develop terminal posting brain so late in life

I mean he's got the same brain disease that every conservative has, this weird belief that every complex issue is actually simple but can't be dealt with that way because the woke left hates free speech and will throw you in solitary the instant you use the wrong pronoun or whatever. but unlike those conservatives he actually has the ability to fuck around and find out, and is so mind bogglingly stupid that he actually went ahead and did it

Be extremely funny if he tanked Tesla so much he got forced out

def on the table

i know it’s already been said but god it’s just Trump on twitter 2.0 -corporate version
Elon running company through tweets & getting good grace from stans bc he “is a successful businessman”

bleh

trump and elon also similar in that their "business success" is very tied in to their ability to manipulate the media

I mean he's got the same brain disease that every conservative has, this weird belief that every complex issue is actually simple but can't be dealt with that way because the woke left hates free speech and will throw you in solitary the instant you use the wrong pronoun or whatever. but unlike those conservatives he actually has the ability to fuck around and find out, and is so mind bogglingly stupid that he actually went ahead and did it

i know it’s already been said but god it’s just Trump on twitter 2.0 -corporate version
Elon running company through tweets & getting good grace from stans bc he “is a successful businessman”

corporate Trump is the worst Trump to be, dude lost money on practically everything he did that didn't directly involve fraud

the tesla analysts i follow all have mentions full of $TSLA investors saying "ok this was funny elon but let's get back to the real stuff now, stop fucking around"

xp didn't Trump go bankrupt dealing real estate in NYC in the 80s? (ie during a real estate boom in one of the most lucrative real estate markets in the world)

According to Business Insider, he told an audience on Friday: "I tried to get out of the deal, it was like that scene from The Godfather.

"I mean I think most people would say, given how market has evolved this year, the price is on the high side."

We're not sure what scene he is referring to in The Godfather, the classic film about the Mafia. Hopefully not the one involving a horse's head.

This scene springs to mind -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UneS2Uwc6xw

Max:

I’ve been thinking about this divide because, since Musk bought Twitter, most of his public statements have suggested he holds the first view of Twitter: It’s a “a common digital town square, where a wide range of beliefs can be debated in a healthy manner,” as he said in a statement to advertisers this week. But charging money for blue-badged check marks -- check marks that won’t even be nominally connected to a real “verification” process -- suggests a deeper understanding of Twitter as something much closer to the second view: a place to establish and enjoy your social dominance as a “prominent” person.

The truth is I can’t really tell what Musk thinks Twitter is -- if he actually does imagine it as a “common digital town square” dependent on transparency and authenticity, or if he agrees with the resentful Silicon Valley freaks he’s surrounded himself with that it’s a game of hierarchical social positioning, or if he thinks of it as both or either depending on the last person he talked to. Over the past week he hasn’t acted like a person with a real plan, let alone a clear concept or theory of balancing the tensions of an advertising-funded social-media platform. Instead he’s made impulsive and contradictory decisions, acted out for attention and approval, and attempted to appease varying intransigent groups of users before lashing out when praise wasn’t forthcoming, all the while complaining and posting vaguely resentful memes. He’s been acting, in other words, like a message-board moderator.

He's going to make a print version of Twitter delivered to every subscriber's doorstep

lol wut? (xp)

they are tweets printed on concrete blocks and thrown through the window

it's like literally everything he does is the most opposite possible to touching grass

― mark s, Friday, November 4, 2022 1:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin

This is good i am going to steal it to describe so many people

that's a good article jaymc, I really do think the most simple explanation for this is that's he's basically apartheid Lowtax

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