Elon Musk

someone should look into why computers dont work better

I can't speak to halving the infrastructure support but I know what it looks like when you outsource over half of your infrastructure support and the outsourced support is nearly worthless. It's not good!

I wonder how long an outage or outages would need to be to kill Twitter off?

This new Facebook sliding pay scale based on popularity to message people is bullcrap. $5 to message Josh Groban? pic.twitter.com/SH5VZfZHwo

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) April 24, 2013

katie n’s account reminds me i’d pay for twitter blue if it let me have an animated gif as my profile pic

pic.twitter.com/joQLyGFwRa

— Bullwark (@MattOben) November 4, 2022

assuming they pulled source control stats I wonder if it was lines written or lines changed

it’d be funny if the top ranked dev was some pedant that kept running some code formatting tool

lol this whole thing is so wild, also he had tesla guys making the decisions so there was no one to say like hey this person does have a ton of commits but they take care of this critical thing

why are you speed running firing half a company treat yourself take a few weeks to figure it out

^this

it’s the old “move fast and break things” style of techbrodom

it’s not so much “build a plane in midair”
as
“buy a plane while it’s flying, kick half the crew out, and find out how passengers feel re zeppelins vs planes and maybe start dismantling and do a zeppelin type thing instead but yknow cooler”

he obvs just thinks its all bullshit engineers are always whining about something but if you just stick to your business guy instincts everything works out *cell phone video of tesla burning on a desolate highway*

The thing I can't quite understand about paid DMs is that one of the appeals of Twitter has always been that you could conceivably catch the attention of a famous person *without* needing to pay for the privilege. You can just tag them! I guess a DM would make it more likely that the famous person would see the message, but unless Twitter is paying them to respond, I don't know why they wouldn't just ignore it.

could do an opt in thing where the celebrity sets the price and gets a cut but only gets paid upon reply

Thank god for the thumbs up emoji

ikr

I absolutely love lagoon’s dedication to being on this guy’s case, if Twitter goes down I will come straight here for live reaction

lol thank you, this thread has been a good outlet so that i dont tweet about him all day

it’s the old “move fast and break things” style of techbrodom

this, very much this. like a nathaniel west novel for the tech age

The fun thing is going to be when his actions really impact everyone negatively and his fans blame it on anyone other than him.

the impersonations when blue check goes money = lots of people gonna be trying to get Josh Groban arrested by posting in first person about crimes he committed

xpost my friend the otherwise-liberal Elon defender, I thought for sure this would be it, and he wrote a three paragraph essay and told everyone they were not welcome to disagree w/ him on the topic in his thread

fuck this whole blue-check thing

because fuck anyone not running dark mode

So many dudes gonna be sending their life savings to fake sex worker accounts (already a problem but infinitely worse with paid checkmarks) and inevitably taking it out on the real person.

xp I’ve never used dark mode anywhere

white text on a black background hurts my eyes

is there some kind of Brewsters Millions situation going on here

Thank you.

A thermonuclear name & shame is exactly what will happen if this continues.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 4, 2022

threatening advertisers should work out

lol @ his followers suggesting he should sue them for not advertising anymore

im sorry its a lil too on the nose for him to bring the guys from the project that famously doesnt work

Elon Musk has pulled more than 50 Tesla employees into his Twitter takeover, most of them Autopilot engineers https://t.co/ogt21X90Dh <--- At Tesla, Python is a preferred scripting language, and at Twitter programmers use Scala extensively.<--culture clash, code review challenge

— Lora Kolodny (@lorakolodny) October 31, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 03:18 (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

slow update from me, but one thing that a *good* Scala dev can do (note: I am not one) is write a program in a single line of code; what a bad Scala dev does is write extremely verbose Java

you've got to admit it would be interesting to know which companies he means I mean there is no other way to have that information none

its amazing within a week of owning Twitter he's antagonized their main source of revenue AND nearly all their users while also firing half the company

Too bad the entertainment is peaking so early, he's not going to be able to sustain this for long.

if I do decide to go out, it’ll be like this pic.twitter.com/WVC8kbJ8yd

— Tendentiousness (@tarintowers) November 5, 2022

Weird… reading this thread on the official Twitter desktop app (v12) wondering what might break 1st… then noticing that every tweet in the thread (about how twitter will break) is already broken… showing as [user] and [user] plus double avatar. Sign of things to come?!? pic.twitter.com/PNsUav5k9u

— emmanuel momoh (@emomoh) November 4, 2022

lol twitter cops suspended me

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white text on a black background hurts my eyes

― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, November 4, 2022

for me too.

I'm worried that twitter imploding just as the election is happening will be bad

lmao matt

White text/black background much easier on my eyes than the reverse, especially in the dark/low light.

The guy from Nvidia who tweeted that they should replace all the scala with python deleted the tweet and quit his job haha

Threatening advertisers seems bad for your relationship with current advertisers but also seems like a guaranteed way to never get any new advertisers.

Matt you are a hero

Apparently, free speech does not extend to making fun of the king.

should change the profile image to this
https://mcanhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/elon-musk-before-hair-transplant-cnn-e1637934950726.jpeg

idk why people think these old photos of him are embarrassing, he looks way more embarrassing now

He doesn’t think that though

matt i'm dying

Elon Musk as crying clown - I meant actually crying but whatever
https://i.imgur.com/E81zyxq.png