Elon Musk

So close. There are actually about eight of those tiny little pieces holding everything up, and yes, all those teams got slashed. https://t.co/vWhjNn5bpY

— Jim Redmond (@jredmond) November 4, 2022

Oh dear

Multiple sources and Twitter Blind chats now saying that the company has begun to reach out to some people it laid off yesterday asking them to come back. Whoops! 🥴

— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) November 6, 2022

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, November 5, 2022 10:21 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lmao good work everyone

always good to demonstarte a new hellish workplace culture and give someone their salary for 3 months before renegotiating their pay.

if I were one of those people I would have to be highly financially incentivised to come back and do a single thing. Hopefully they don't have some clause in their termination contracts (which dictate their last day is actually 60 days from now) that compels them to.

Scoop: all of Musk’s companies use MS Teams for comms, where new channels are private by default.

When software engineers from Tesla, Boring and SpaceX came in to Twitter a week ago, they created Slack channels to communicate amongst themselves.

Several channels were public.

— Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz) November 5, 2022

Twitter just sent me this tweet as a recommendation via iPhone notification

this is how it appears lol https://t.co/BExIVxHL6x pic.twitter.com/p7BIWpMlGi

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) November 6, 2022

Full-scale Hyperloop Testing has begun pic.twitter.com/cDUD1PEfkD

— The Boring Company (@boringcompany) November 5, 2022

So we're right on track for the first full-scale failure

someone speeding through a tunnel in a Tesla, checking Twitter on their phone and then crashing and bursting into flames?

From Twitter Slack: “sorry to @- everybody on the weekend but I wanted to pass along that we have the opportunity to ask folks that were left off if they will come back. I need to put together names and rationales by 4PM PST Sunday.

— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) November 6, 2022

Is he pulling a reverse Costanza???

He wasn't in the pool

Just to be clear, he fired the team working on this. https://t.co/56I1uyBIIR

— sillyrobin is a fmr Tweep (@SillyRobin) November 4, 2022

Just to be clear, he *also* fired the team who *built* and *shipped* this. https://t.co/chX1FNdNVV

— sillyrobin is a fmr Tweep (@SillyRobin) November 5, 2022

Just to be clear, he also fired nearly the entire TweetDeck team 🙃 #hattrick https://t.co/v6ByA5o3ct

— sillyrobin is a fmr Tweep (@SillyRobin) November 6, 2022

Musk and Twitter reminds of the scene in "Lost in America" where Albert Brooks tries to convince Garry Marshall/the casino to give him his money back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf2q0HemaFs

It really makes you wonder what Musky's motives are other than "I am messiah"

Messiahs can never fail, they can only be failed.

That was a fun week pic.twitter.com/VxfwkwCK0E

— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) November 6, 2022

Lol what a bitch

I'm almost surprised he didn't accidentally sack himself

Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 5, 2022

what is the point of Twitter if it's not "micro"-blogging?

Apparently this feature was already finished but I’m sure Elon will take credit for it

we should all go back to wens

I’m on mastodon now and it’s mostly fine if a bit “GNU/Linux” vibes but the absolute worst thing about it is that you can write 500 characters. I’m not reading that, get serious.

there should be a im happy for you or sorry about that button

this is really interesting. food for thought. thanks!

Tweets should be limited to 20 characters

test

— Elon Musk (parody) (@davidmackau) November 7, 2022

teslas when they see a little kid crossing the street: pic.twitter.com/Ssovj7dVuf

— john 🎾 🗸 (@mexicanwilddog) November 7, 2022

loool

Ahahahaha damn

philosophy time

https://i.imgur.com/vFsZTZa.png

jacks mad

these tracking additions when sharing a tweet are a step backwards

nothing needed after the ? pic.twitter.com/v7eCFaAT99

— jack (@jack) November 7, 2022

he's on another posting spree right now and its kinda makin me feel like the advertisers aren't gonna come back

i will annihilate all spoofs of me . i will take anyone who does spoofs of me or my beloved content to the court of criminal law.

— wint (@dril) March 4, 2014

Anyone who celebrates Halloween or tables at a convention will lose their tick, that they paid 8 bucks for

Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) November 7, 2022

otmarx

why anybody would want to leave during this golden era of comedy is beyond me

We got this one right?

My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

(Elon opens the door) Welcome to my house, better than all the other houses, unlike those other houses where you can't fill your hands with shit and throw it. Here you can throw shit wherever you want, because we believe in freedom here. (shit hits his face) Get out of my house.

— A.R. Moxon, Ṽerífíed Duck 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) October 28, 2022

I’ve heard rumors of elon unblocking himself from accounts and its true! I’ve had him blocked and muted for 5 years and now he’s just muted 🥴world’s most cartoonishly pathetic billionaire

— shan horan 🎷 🐛 (@shanhorandraws) November 7, 2022

Funny how twitter is going to end in a msg board fashion where the mod is like on this mad rampage.

this is so funny

its the lowtax way

obvIously i'm like the trillionth person to make that connection

lets just say i like the ending

😭 pic.twitter.com/S04RBdzBs4

— dell cameron (@dellcam) November 6, 2022

memes that are also monopoles

FUD'er? What the fuck is a FUD? Off to google.

Autocomplete says...

Fuddruckers
Fudge
Fud meaning
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A-HA!

turns out you don't need to build your own bot army when there's already abundant sad nerd resources out there