Elon Musk

he's on another posting spree right now and its kinda makin me feel like the advertisers aren't gonna come back

i will annihilate all spoofs of me . i will take anyone who does spoofs of me or my beloved content to the court of criminal law.

— wint (@dril) March 4, 2014

Anyone who celebrates Halloween or tables at a convention will lose their tick, that they paid 8 bucks for

Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) November 7, 2022

otmarx

why anybody would want to leave during this golden era of comedy is beyond me

We got this one right?

My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

(Elon opens the door) Welcome to my house, better than all the other houses, unlike those other houses where you can't fill your hands with shit and throw it. Here you can throw shit wherever you want, because we believe in freedom here. (shit hits his face) Get out of my house.

— A.R. Moxon, Ṽerífíed Duck 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) October 28, 2022

I’ve heard rumors of elon unblocking himself from accounts and its true! I’ve had him blocked and muted for 5 years and now he’s just muted 🥴world’s most cartoonishly pathetic billionaire

— shan horan 🎷 🐛 (@shanhorandraws) November 7, 2022

Funny how twitter is going to end in a msg board fashion where the mod is like on this mad rampage.

this is so funny

its the lowtax way

obvIously i'm like the trillionth person to make that connection

lets just say i like the ending

😭 pic.twitter.com/S04RBdzBs4

— dell cameron (@dellcam) November 6, 2022

memes that are also monopoles

FUD'er? What the fuck is a FUD? Off to google.

Autocomplete says...

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fud in crypto

A-HA!

turns out you don't need to build your own bot army when there's already abundant sad nerd resources out there

I love the idea of this idiot burning time and resources just playing whac-a-mole with all the parody accounts that he personally prompted with his stupid policy changes.

sad nerds are only one part of his online army the rest and prob more significant part are people who have a financial interest in his success, theres obvs those who own stock or whatever in tesla or whatever, and then probably there are people who are paid to post as elon fans probably via pr firms that offer that service, i only say probably cause i dont really remember the details but i think theyve been pretty conclusively tracked down

whole thing starts to make more sense if hes got reddit mods and so forth on the payroll, and it worked so well for a long time, the msm obvs loves the story of a genius titan whos trying to save the world, then he was seduced by the posters life, a genuine tragedy

citizen kane but he says “pwned bud”

lmao

lol pic.twitter.com/GJX06GwdcV

— Elon Musk Fondles Dogs (@chaser) November 7, 2022

Look, it feels like even posting this is a trap, but yes, this is a picture of a nazi soldier and his carrier pigeons from WWII.https://t.co/yWub0APlFl pic.twitter.com/UPSofU04Jl

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 7, 2022

My parents can take screenshots and this guy can’t?

If you don’t like Twitter anymore, there is awesome site called Masterbatedone pic.twitter.com/Jl7lpC5oEu

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

why doesnt he just hire people to write posts for him, masterbatedone is very poorly formed, why does it have an e on the end is he trying to write masturbate(sp) done, masturbatedon while still pretty lame would at lest be recognizable as a joke

Trying to be funny in a foreign language.

the foreign language is being funny

I'm glad he had clothes on in that reflection

Tesla stock still falling btw

down about 50% from its peak which was about a year ago

down 5% so far today lol

HODL

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What do you call someone who is a master at baiting?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

jfc this just gets more and more dumb with every passing hour

This is why he earns the big bucks

forget 92 hours, he hasn't slept for ten days

elon's 4D chess is that "Masturbatedon" or "Masterbatedon" might be read as "masturbate don" i.e. elon wants to stroke donald trump... he's heading off that insult before it can even begin! :-)

he could really plumb some new depths if he came out as kinky and poly

Another fun thing: for years, he was a reply guy in The Onion's mentions.

And then they made fun of him a couple times. And he responded by pivoting to the right-wing satire site that publishes "Elon in a mech suit" fanfic. Watch the shift: pic.twitter.com/UqfkpM7oFW

— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022

But yeah, this is what he thinks is the height of comedy: fan-fiction about how cool he is pic.twitter.com/zEdHGQ3PAx

— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022

He deleted the dirty screen tweet and retweeted a couple of Tesla tweets lol

cool cool cool

To independent-minded voters:

Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022

so Twitter is now officially a mouthpiece for the Republican party?

It’s a mouthpiece for someone that’s doesn’t treat his bipolar disorder.

It’s interesting. Jack was semi-public about his struggle with manic depression. Ev too. I don’t think Musk has ever spoken publicly about his clear issues.

He has! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/business/elon-musk-tesla-board.html

It’d feel more like a win for the bipolar community if there wasn’t so much … uh, baggage.

I'm just trying to picture the absolute uproar if, say, Zuckerberg flat out said everyone should vote for Democrats. All hell would break loose.

Meant to qualify that with if he used his official Facebook platform to do so.

“therefore I recommend” is just absolutely killing me

the classic "guy who cannot take an L or log off"