memes that are also monopoles
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link
FUD'er? What the fuck is a FUD? Off to google.
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A-HA!
― peace, man, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:59 (one year ago) link
turns out you don't need to build your own bot army when there's already abundant sad nerd resources out there
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
I love the idea of this idiot burning time and resources just playing whac-a-mole with all the parody accounts that he personally prompted with his stupid policy changes.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link
sad nerds are only one part of his online army the rest and prob more significant part are people who have a financial interest in his success, theres obvs those who own stock or whatever in tesla or whatever, and then probably there are people who are paid to post as elon fans probably via pr firms that offer that service, i only say probably cause i dont really remember the details but i think theyve been pretty conclusively tracked down
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
whole thing starts to make more sense if hes got reddit mods and so forth on the payroll, and it worked so well for a long time, the msm obvs loves the story of a genius titan whos trying to save the world, then he was seduced by the posters life, a genuine tragedy
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link
citizen kane but he says “pwned bud”
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 7 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link
lol pic.twitter.com/GJX06GwdcV— Elon Musk Fondles Dogs (@chaser) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
Look, it feels like even posting this is a trap, but yes, this is a picture of a nazi soldier and his carrier pigeons from WWII.https://t.co/yWub0APlFl pic.twitter.com/UPSofU04Jl— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link
My parents can take screenshots and this guy can’t?
If you don’t like Twitter anymore, there is awesome site called Masterbatedone pic.twitter.com/Jl7lpC5oEu— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
why doesnt he just hire people to write posts for him, masterbatedone is very poorly formed, why does it have an e on the end is he trying to write masturbate(sp) done, masturbatedon while still pretty lame would at lest be recognizable as a joke
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link
Trying to be funny in a foreign language.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
the foreign language is being funny
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
I'm glad he had clothes on in that reflection
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
Tesla stock still falling btw
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
down about 50% from its peak which was about a year ago
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
down 5% so far today lol
HODL
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
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What do you call someone who is a master at baiting?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
jfc this just gets more and more dumb with every passing hour
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
This is why he earns the big bucks
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
forget 92 hours, he hasn't slept for ten days
― mark s, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
elon's 4D chess is that "Masturbatedon" or "Masterbatedon" might be read as "masturbate don" i.e. elon wants to stroke donald trump... he's heading off that insult before it can even begin! :-)
― 龜, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
he could really plumb some new depths if he came out as kinky and poly
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
Another fun thing: for years, he was a reply guy in The Onion's mentions.And then they made fun of him a couple times. And he responded by pivoting to the right-wing satire site that publishes "Elon in a mech suit" fanfic. Watch the shift: pic.twitter.com/UqfkpM7oFW— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022
But yeah, this is what he thinks is the height of comedy: fan-fiction about how cool he is pic.twitter.com/zEdHGQ3PAx— Parker Molloy - Subscribe at ReadTPA.com (@ParkerMolloy) November 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
He deleted the dirty screen tweet and retweeted a couple of Tesla tweets lol
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
cool cool cool
To independent-minded voters:Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
so Twitter is now officially a mouthpiece for the Republican party?
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
It’s a mouthpiece for someone that’s doesn’t treat his bipolar disorder.
It’s interesting. Jack was semi-public about his struggle with manic depression. Ev too. I don’t think Musk has ever spoken publicly about his clear issues.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
He has! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/business/elon-musk-tesla-board.html
It’d feel more like a win for the bipolar community if there wasn’t so much … uh, baggage.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
I'm just trying to picture the absolute uproar if, say, Zuckerberg flat out said everyone should vote for Democrats. All hell would break loose.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
Meant to qualify that with if he used his official Facebook platform to do so.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link
“therefore I recommend” is just absolutely killing me
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link
the classic "guy who cannot take an L or log off"
― ciderpress, Monday, 7 November 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7q9ZJVsAAoIzT?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
There’s a whole account for this stuff
Elon Musk liked a tweet from Eva Fox 🦊Claudius Nero’s Legion 🐺 https://t.co/oDBwElNolN— ELON ALERTS (@elon_alerts) November 7, 2022
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
This feels like watching Trump's first week in office if he misplaced the keys to the White House and spent three hours on camera looking for them
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 November 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link
He's tanking the site, he's drowning in debt, he's a huge fucking baby, and he reads his mentions.— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) November 7, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link
cool cool cool🐦[To independent-minded voters:Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 7, 2022🕸]🐦
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 7 November 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link
lmao he's fucked https://t.co/MEL9lYlqQW— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 7, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:43 (one year ago) link
someone that’s doesn’t treat his bipolar disorder
certainly has all the earmarks of someone riding their mania straight at a fiery crash into the mountain
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 7 November 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
maybe he'll make Kanye Chief Product Officer
― akm, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
interesting
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Monday, 7 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link
re the yang tweet
https://t.co/zUkuY3rsNq pic.twitter.com/JaTJo2CzyE— Jesse (@RequiemArm) November 7, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) November 7, 2022
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Monday, 7 November 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link
He's such a dummy. By going full goblin and imposing such a strict my way or the highway binary, he's pretty much whittling down the number of people that would pay to associate with him and in turn prop up his ego/clout. He is indeed going to end up in a the same sort of parallel universe as Trump, surrounded by yes men, Scott Baio and Three Doors Down.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 19:40 (one year ago) link
hatchi matchi
Bullied Loner Plans Office Shooting https://t.co/vi1zjXxjB3 pic.twitter.com/uLVy73blc1— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 7, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link
They should stick him in the middle with a big flag when the fabled "both sides" he loves so much start unloading on each other.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 November 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
WAIT! Don't go!
Tech insider Casey Newton tweeted Saturday that some Twitter employees are getting called back in after getting sacked Friday. Those who are being asked to return, according to Insider, were key to Twitter’s operations; it's unclear why these individuals were chosen to be laid off in the first place.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 7 November 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link