Elon Musk

shouldn't be a surprise but Elon was a notoriously poor developer - a lot of his ex-employees remarked that virtually all the code he wrote had to be rewritten

Yeah, but the *ideas* in that code, man, the *ideas*." He's a visionary, not a secretary.

Like, check out my code:

$htmrr----
jheeeeeee*#&>>>
exe:--SELF-DRIVING CAR
Kooo>>>2112
******
AV-??/://EXE

Clean that up and you're practically minting money.

shouldn't be a surprise but Elon was a notoriously poor developer - a lot of his ex-employees remarked that virtually all the code he wrote had to be rewritten

― frogbs, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:39 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbf this is pretty standard you build something that works and eventually if it catches on you hire people who are better than you and also have more time to do a good job

Paying 44 billion to become a mid.

Incredible how small time he is. This is the world's richest person (for now) and he's got such severe poster's brain that he's doing this. https://t.co/iBWX0m4EBW

— Sinan Kose (@TheSinanKose) November 7, 2022

Mid range mod

Funnily enough LinkedIn might be the only old-ish social media that isn't on fire?

Why couldn’t he buy LinkedIn?

— Prof Jo Barraket 💉💉💉💉💉 (@JBarraket) November 7, 2022

LinkedIn brain impervious to worms though

linkedin is perfect because it can't pretend to be anything other than a corporate shill site you only visit because you have to or because you're psychotic

I actually went on there for the first time after signing up like 15 years ago and looked around and, blech.

Lol so many bad takes earlier on this thread and people who were buying into his snake oil.

Happy to see how the tide has turned and everyone - except for tsla cult bagholders - can see the emperor has no clothes on.

i find linkedin incredibly soothing. like porridge.

linkedin help me break my addiction to twitter - after i limited my twitter usage any time i feel the need to plug in to a stream of updates i'll go to linkedin, read a few posts, and then close the tab (easily, without friction)

linkedin is kinda like methadone for social media

LinkedIn has a particularly deranged vibe, as not only is your boss on there, but everybody who could possibly be your boss and all the batshit influencer/grifter/striver they pay attention to all in the same ecosystem.

linkedin incredibly depressing to me as I need to use it to look for jobs; but the feed is just post after post of layoffs at the moment.

linkedin help me break my addiction to twitter - after i limited my twitter usage any time i feel the need to plug in to a stream of updates i'll go to linkedin, read a few posts, and then close the tab (easily, without friction)

same same

i find linkedin incredibly soothing. like porridge.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 12:40 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

linkedin help me break my addiction to twitter - after i limited my twitter usage any time i feel the need to plug in to a stream of updates i'll go to linkedin, read a few posts, and then close the tab (easily, without friction)

linkedin is kinda like methadone for social media

― 龜, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 12:47 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao gotta check it out

i figured most people were like me - on linkedin constantly when job searching and barely ever on it when not

this is like i'm reading some strange foreign or alien philosophy. i've not been there since 2014, doubt the time would change my opinion. i was quite actually a diff person then tho, hmmm, do i dare?

It's like the all attention is good attention mentality of small children turned up to 11.

Narcissism is a normal stage of development if you’re say 3 years old. Some people never mature emotionally beyond that.

In Elmo’s case it seems to be mixed with the terminally online techbro’s need to be perennially correct on technicalities. Like Trump is a narcissist who can pass as sort of normal if he really has to. I don’t think Elmo can.

Trump is a narcissist who can pass as sort of normal if he really has to. I

citation needed

LinkedIn has become infested with right-wing political posters. Many of them have probably been kicked off other sites.

LinkedIn will have like, a head of DEI at Google post something innocuous and 1/3 of the replies will be from old white dudes who are like heating repairmen in Nebraska deriding them for being woke.

or, someone will post something LGBTQ+ (hey I got married, hey here's my kid) and they'll be blasted to hell by both the previous posters and non-US based software devs (eastern european, middle eastern, south asian) jeering at them or saying "this is in appropriate for a careers website, no one cares about your personal life"

They said I was too socially conscious , so I beat em unconscious

at least people stopped sharing shit from Dan Price

The problem with his vision of being WeChat America is that we already have a range of entrenched payment portals and Twitter wasn’t popular enough before he made it stupider.

If peak Facebook couldn’t make sending money to people a serious part of their business, Twitter has no chance.

Wait, people post personal non-work related stuff on LinkedIn? My impression - from the email notifications I get, not from, you know, actually logging in to the site - was that people just posted when they changed jobs or companies or did a training course. Actually all the notifications I've got in the last couple of years have been 'hey do you want to connect with this person you don't know who works at the same company as this person you used to work with several years ago?'. Er, no...

I never post. I just like that the timeline is lobotomy level content.

This feels like admitting to meeting a partner via online dating when it was still weird, but I actually got my current job via (very well targeted the) recruiter spam on LinkedIn too haha.

Trump is a narcissist who can pass as sort of normal if he really has to.

citation needed

I’m not expressing any love for Trump but he seems to have some ability at social manipulation that Elmo lacks. Trump could shitpost effectively on Twitter. Elmo cannot. Trump is a guy bikers could have a beer with. Elmo is not.

You're talking about ex-president, Donald J Trump, correct?

Wait, people post personal non-work related stuff on LinkedIn?

Trump telling the Phoenix Hells Angels about his favorite Andrew Lloyd Webber nber would be a sight.

all while wiping down counters over and over and refusing to drink a (1) beer

Donald could kid some bikers along for a while using his tiny bag of 'regular guy' tricks, but they'd be sick of him in about half an hour.

xp

Substitute Big Mac for beer. I know there’s plenty of reflexive Trump hate but he was effective at messaging and he has some kind of evil narcissist charisma. Elon is completely without any social appeal that I can see. What’s lefts of his fanbase is entirely maladjusted and overprivileged nerds.

xpost They would give him an honorary membership jacket and he would pose on a bike. Then he would claim to be president of the club.

And yeah I guess Trump’s handlers were usually wise enough to wheel him off before his 30 minute socially acceptable shelf life is expired.

honestly one of the funniest things about Trump is him doing these rallies where people will spend hours listening to the MyPillow guy and some drunk lunatic on the county board, Trump will show up an hour late, and then 30 minutes into his speech people say "fuck it" and start leaving

there was a good John Oliver episode about Infowars, where he talked about the stuff that doesn't go viral - the other 3 hours and 55 minutes of the broadcast, and how incredibly strange and desperate it all was. I wonder if Trump rallies are the same way. there's always one truly insane clip but I have to assume the majority of these 2 hour speeches are just him rambling about random things out of context

Trump was so much better at Twitter than Musk is, not close

elon is not a poster and never will be

yea as a number of people have observed, Trump is a poster, Elon is a reply guy. I hate his guts but Trump can be funny. Elon seems to be incapable of having an original thought. all the stupid memes he's posting are just things he finds when he namesearches himself. he's that kid in middle school who tries to emulate what the popular kids are doing and then gets pissed that nobody gets his anime references.

Trump's narcissism has a definite goal of self-aggrandizement, enrichment and punishing his enemies. Elon's narcissism is less insecure so his goal is just to exhibit his wonderfulness to the world for its edification and to garner the adulation he deserves.

Elon would never tweet something as funny as the Diet Coke thing or even a lesser-ranking classic like this:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FIY2Xh2WYAEmbbg?format=jpg&name=medium

otm

frogs is right about Trump, though. reporters looking for particular points to publish as interesting or controversial have finally started saying that he rambled for two hours about not much at all before dropping a couple pointed barbs at whoever

really they should stop that and just say "he spoke and just rambled and a handful of old people fell asleep or left"

Elon's realizing that people are publishing the stupid shit since you can just embed tweets or screenshot them. you can't ramble or post about master baiting or whatever and rely on other people to figure out which posts are the bangers (he posts no bangers)

Aside from the "haters and losers" tweet (maybe the best Tweet ever), Trump's relationship advice to Robert Pattinson was his peak IMO.

There was that New Yorker article a few years back that (correctly) likened Trump to a stand-up comic.

Like that of any stadium comic, Trump’s brand was control. He was superficially loose, the wild man who might say anything, yet his off-the-cuff monologues were always being tweaked as he tested catchphrases (“Lock her up!”; “Build the wall!”) for crowd response. On TV and on Twitter, his jokes let him say the unspeakable and get away with it. “I will tell you this, Russia, if you’re listening—I hope you’re able to find the thirty thousand e-mails that are missing,” he told reporters in July, at the last press conference he gave before he was elected. Then he swept his fat palm back and forth, adding a kicker: “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”

It was a classically structured joke. There was a rumor at the time that Russia had hacked the D.N.C. At the same time, Hillary Clinton’s e-mails from when she was Secretary of State—which were stored on a private server—were under scrutiny. Take two stories, then combine them: as any late-night writer knows, that’s the go-to algorithm when you’re on deadline. When asked about the remark, on Fox News, Trump said that he was being “sarcastic,” which didn’t make sense. His delivery was deadpan, maybe, but not precisely sarcastic.

...

The Big Lie is a propaganda technique: state false facts so outlandish that they must be true, because who would make up something so crazy? (“I watched in Jersey City, N.J., where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down.”) But a joke can be another kind of Big Lie, shrunk to look like a toy. It’s the thrill of hyperbole, of treating the extreme as normal, the shock (and the joy) of seeing the normal get violated, fast. “Buh-leeve me, buh-leeve me!” Trump said in his act, again and again. Lying about telling the truth is part of the joke. Saying “This really happened!” creates trust, even if what the audience trusts you to do is to keep on tricking them, like a magician reassuring you that while his other jokes are tricks, this one is magic.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/23/how-jokes-won-the-election

Elon is like a bad aspiring comic at open mic night, who has been told he's funny but who is most certainly not.

who was that right-wing "meme warrior" who gave a TED talk where he just showed a bunch of really cringey memes? that's what Elon would be like

still think about that ILX post that said something like "Biden telling Trump to shut up on live TV is probably gonna win him the election"

Rupert Pupkin, ladies and gentlemen.