xp Mmmm, boiled dog
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 11 November 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
If you type j-a-c-k, your number one thing should be Jack Dorsey. I mean, that’s probably what you’re looking for, you know?
He's clearly unaware of film Twitter's "top 5 Nicholson performances"
― The self-titled drags (Eazy), Friday, 11 November 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
xpAgree that Elon being on the ole Adderall train makes sense. A lot of Trump in him, who also clearly pops (some 80s version of) prescription speed. Have known folks who fuck with it and I think long term abuse def has some brain rotting potential. Most likely because you’re sleeping 3 hours a night.But, y’know, that’s just one of his problems.
― circa1916, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link
xpost Sounds like someone turned the algorithm they had for "jack" off.
― StanM, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link
(that works better said out loud btw)
― StanM, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link
"The algorithm doesn't have jack" is a bit more straightforward.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link
it is! thx :-)
― StanM, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link
xp not really gonna speculate w/r/t uppers other than to observe that twitter really does suddenly seem to have disturbingly strong "working in a restaurant" energy.
― New York Review of Wooks (swim), Friday, 11 November 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/340/024/408.jpg
― | (Latham Green), Saturday, 12 November 2022 04:33 (one year ago) link
this has to be intentional, right? there's no way this is well-meaning or some sort of radical business galaxy brain shit; he must be intending to tank the company, though i don't know or care enough to try to discern why.― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, November 11, 2022 3:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, November 11, 2022 3:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I had the same moment yesterday! I just can't tell if he's a lord of chaos cackling from his evil lair about destroying a company or if he's some 15-year-old burnout mumbling "yo, what the fuuuuuck" as the consequences of his braindead decisions compound.
― peace, man, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:28 (one year ago) link
lag∞n's expanation is occam's razor on this one: EM enjoys what twitter does when it roasts others, he wanted to tweak it so it didn't also do this to him, so far it has tweaked him, on a raft of pills and no sleeo he is breaking it as he looks for the magic off-switch for the elon-tweaking
to the evident extent he disdains own 1 x trillion reply guys as not the acclaim he deserves as a poaster he does in fact sorta kinda "understand" twitter, reply guys are not it (and he's not a poaster)
― mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:36 (one year ago) link
🤣
― mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:38 (one year ago) link
https://t.co/5vciyaXCwo pic.twitter.com/uU0axDu9BJ— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) November 11, 2022
― mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:42 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/yTgbBWO.png
It's a pretty unique situation. Warren Buffett would, I'm guessing, keep a distance from all he invests in.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:42 (one year ago) link
Everyone who left twitter: it's your loss. I'm having a great time.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:43 (one year ago) link
*twittermigration increases*
― mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link
https://maxread.substack.com/p/whats-going-to-happen-to-twitter
― 龜, Saturday, 12 November 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link
Max always gets it.
Journalists are overall happier, but the quality of their work is worse because they’re no longer afraid of anonymous accounts spoonerizing their names.
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Saturday, 12 November 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link
rax mead
― ciderpress, Saturday, 12 November 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link
The other option is this carries on till Elon Musk collapses of a heart attack.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 12 November 2022 14:01 (one year ago) link
He'll be the first recipient of the Tesla heart implant
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/IQBhkaosCYEAAAAM/heart-fire.gif
― mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link
it's also compatible with yr Tesla vehicle's engine
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 November 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link
Starting to wonder if the financiers of this deal are gonna have a legal case against him for all this
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
prob not worth the trouble theyll just cut their losses and move on
― lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link
The heart also makes a fart noise when you have an infarction.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
this fuckin guy
Huh, so @elonmusk was wise to Elizabeth Holmes before @JohnCarreyrou?That's an interesting claim, given that Musk appeared with Holmes at the McCain Institute in April 2015, just six months before the WSJ's first bombshell story. https://t.co/07SX41xI1w— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) November 12, 2022
Receipts: https://t.co/BjZPFPnoS8https://t.co/PBQe1PrDu2— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) November 12, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link
hes going down posting
Very smart to antagonize a U.S. senator with jurisdiction over your industry the day after his party just secured a majority in his chamber. pic.twitter.com/zP7XrAYZdd— isi baehr-breen (its pronounced ‘izzy’) (@isaiah_bb) November 13, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
Lol! keep digging, buddy
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
And why does your pp have a mask!?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 13, 2022
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 13 November 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link
For a second I thought that was another childish dick joke.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 November 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link
Elon gives me very “low information voter” vibe.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link
It’s too perfect pic.twitter.com/9KemlikwTG— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) November 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 November 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
i will stop being mean to Elon for $5 million, let's negotiate
― Burnt Norton 360 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 November 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
elon's mom also told me that
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 13 November 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
i know reddit got there long before this but
https://en.vogue.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/maye-musk-fb.jpghttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/f/ff/Carol_Miller_-_Official_Character_Promo.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
cant be bothered to calculate which of her sons this makes elon
(it's igner)
― mark s, Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link
reminder that Elon Musk and his ex-wife Talulah Riley texted back-and-forth about buying Twitter (before he publicly offered to)...because Babylon Bee got suspended lolhttps://t.co/4Mv3zvqTK7 pic.twitter.com/LKCwCecn1s— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) November 13, 2022
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
"Please do do something to fight woke-ism"
electric wheels spin frantically in elon's head, then burst into flame
― cephalopod conflict resolution (cat), Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
Just putting Markey's answer here.
One of your companies is under an FTC consent decree. Auto safety watchdog NHTSA is investigating another for killing people. And you’re spending your time picking fights online. Fix your companies. Or Congress will. https://t.co/lE178gPRoM— Ed Markey (@SenMarkey) November 13, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link
This is gibberish. Someone played a trick on him to get him to tweet this.
Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 13, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
lol
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link
be a real tragedy if SpaceX lost some government contracts
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link
https://external-preview.redd.it/H4-McW0A-fGjgBX-GnRE7Msh5WvKNapdCpR9p5JlKO0.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 14 November 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
try again:
https://i.imgur.com/EBfsFTT.png
― 龜, Monday, 14 November 2022 00:17 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fhe9S5aVUAAIZAg?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
the number of current twitter employees calling their boss out on the companies app sure is something, might say ive never seen anything like it before
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 01:06 (one year ago) link
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/13/twitter-suddenly-cuts-large-number-of-contract-workers.html
― 龜, Monday, 14 November 2022 01:08 (one year ago) link
Nobody remotely sane would ever work for this guy
― frogbs, Monday, 14 November 2022 01:12 (one year ago) link