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lmao

Some of you are confused. I meant, ask for the cash. If it’s over $10k the bank likely won’t give it to you because they don’t have it.

— Dennis Porter (@Dennis_Porter_) November 10, 2022

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

How will we find risible dolts to mock without twitter

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 11 November 2022 22:44 (one year ago) link

honestly i easily get $8 worth

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 11 November 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link

Thought it over and decided that the next step for SBF is to go broke and start wearing a tuxedo everywhere.

New York Review of Wooks (swim), Friday, 11 November 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

i guess there are downsides also but "im the guy who went from $16bn net worth to $0 net worth" is gnna be a fun thing tell ppl

mark s, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link

also no way he doesnt have a ton of money parked somewhere

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:43 (one year ago) link

Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank https://t.co/GU4C2V23Sd pic.twitter.com/UjjI0NSTot

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 11, 2022

?

StanM, Friday, 11 November 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link

ah weird

Hundreds of millions of dollars are now flowing out of FTX wallets, some speculate liquidators but it's late on a friday night, not typical times for such rapid heavy movements. Some withdrawals are being swapped from Tether to DAI. Hack or insider actions? $26 million here pic.twitter.com/8wWlaE7na9

— foobar (@0xfoobar) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 04:10 (one year ago) link

whatre u gonna do you know

Former HIGH level FTX insider: "I think this has to be an inside job. There is just no way to have this much root access so quickly. There are too many different wallets and products to pull this off at once."

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 05:01 (one year ago) link

It’s malware. “Compromised developer account” feels extremely suspicious. Some people are saying DPRK which feels a bit much but at this point who knows. This FTX drama is very chaotic. https://t.co/mhi9gUTvkt

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 05:03 (one year ago) link

same

"Asked about the missing funds, Bankman-Fried responded: ‘???’" https://t.co/Pvh5L7reGn

— Samuel Oakford (@samueloakford) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 05:27 (one year ago) link

"@autismcapital"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 12 November 2022 05:28 (one year ago) link

100k followers lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 05:31 (one year ago) link

fucked around, found out

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 12 November 2022 07:19 (one year ago) link

lmao

FTX CEO pic.twitter.com/y9yfKSpLEw

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link

i was like what theyre only down $500m but then i realized thats just how much was taken in the "hack" last night

$473 million in assets are missing from the reeling cryptocurrency exchange, which just filed for bankruptcy.https://t.co/w0iKwLWhFR

— CNN (@CNN) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link

is it safe to say that FTX is...

https://i.imgur.com/Y7mgHfM.png

outta here?

sorry

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link

in retrospect it was smart to advertise on umpires. baseball crowds _love_ the umpires!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link

Miami-Dade County and the Miami HEAT have released the following statement pic.twitter.com/ERZo1IsZ2o

— Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) November 12, 2022

don't call it a comeback, but BangBros put in a mere $10M bid for the stadium a few years ago and this country needs a winner

We've officially Submitted our $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat Arena. We wish to thank American Airlines for their past support of the @MiamiHEAT We intend to change the name to the BangBros Center aka 'The BBC' #BangBrosCares pic.twitter.com/YbhNattIm7

— BANG BROS (@BangBrosDotCom1) September 12, 2019

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link

meanwhile SBF doing a DBCooper somewhere between the bahamas and buenos aires

mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

in retrospect it was smart to advertise on umpires. baseball crowds _love_ the umpires!

― Karl Malone, Saturday, November 12, 2022 12:13 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao yeah odd decision

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

I’m around if anyone needs me for their 4th of July barbecue. Fire it up @FTX_Official 🇺🇸🔥 pic.twitter.com/Gd27fcN5fx

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) July 4, 2022

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

might rewatch ROGUE TRADER (1999) tonight if i can find it somewhere for free

Essentially the plot of this movie where a trader takes down the bank that funded the Louisiana Purchase

not the first time for rhymes https://t.co/QXRA4dvAwF

— 🧈Margarine_Call☎️ (@Margarine_Call) November 12, 2022

mark s, Saturday, 12 November 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

Lol I keep thinking about that guy who claims you can’t get more than $10,000 out of a bank. Some of these people behave like they literally were born yesterday.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 12 November 2022 21:56 (one year ago) link

have you seen the finance thread?

the late great, Saturday, 12 November 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

Lol of course Brady's dumb ass was affiliated

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

say it ain't so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8CXNZSSKZc

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhadnADXwAEgiG_?format=jpg&name=medium

🚨 FTX TRADING LTD BALANCE SHEET IN FULL 🚨

Spreadsheet was dated Thursday, the day before FTX Trading (main international exchange), FTX US, and Alameda were put into bankruptcy protectionhttps://t.co/NAfRS2gpW4 pic.twitter.com/uw0Funqgmv

— kadhim (^ー^)ノ (@kadhim) November 12, 2022

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link

God, give me Grace to accept with serenity the things I wish I could do differently than I did
Courage to represent the poorly labeled bank internal bank account and the size of customer withdrawals during a run on the bank
and the Wisdom to distinguish the one from the other

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link

@fiat is latin for "let's go do some crimes"

mark s, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link

crimecoin™

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link

three arrows capital guy with a weepy lil thread

The universe works in mysterious ways. Over the past year, I’ve seen the highest high and lowest low of my life. I know many reading this have as well.

Humanity, community, happiness are worth it. Love.

— Kyle Davies 🔺 (@KyleLDavies) November 13, 2022

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

all my pancakes gone

pic.twitter.com/P55cRX9COE

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) November 13, 2022

mark s, Sunday, 13 November 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

BREAKING: A potential bank run on https://t.co/SCDLOM8zTW may be in progress.

Nearly 90,000 unique transactions have been processed in the last few hours, suggesting that users are scrambling to get their funds off the exchange 👇#CryptoCom pic.twitter.com/5XRELFgmyC

— The Chainsaw (@chainsawdotcom) November 14, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 03:48 (one year ago) link

This, from an interview with Sam Bankman-Fried (whose crypto exchange has just imploded) is very funny. That loser Tolstoy. Think of the time he could have saved. pic.twitter.com/esRKWwDSfy

— Tom Sutcliffe (@tds153) November 13, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 04:09 (one year ago) link

easiest way to spot a dumb guy

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 14 November 2022 04:15 (one year ago) link

lol was mattY aware of that quote, or would that be unreasonable skepticism of tech

mookieproof, Monday, 14 November 2022 05:13 (one year ago) link

Michael Lewis' next book is about Sam Bankman-Fried. Email from CAA confirms he has been embedded with him for last 6 months; note below was first sent to potential buyers for filmed rights. Scoop @TheAnkler https://t.co/VcFEmeCAIM pic.twitter.com/ZrioMu7qbb

— Janice Min (@janicemin) November 13, 2022

will read

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 14 November 2022 06:44 (one year ago) link

If Sammy had deigned to read a book, he could’ve read The Journalist and the Murderer before he agreed to spend six months letting Michael Lewis hang out at his polycule penthouse or w/e

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 14 November 2022 07:24 (one year ago) link

To reduce further cascading negative effects of FTX, Binance is forming an industry recovery fund, to help projects who are otherwise strong, but in a liquidity crisis. More details to come soon. In the meantime, please contact Binance Labs if you think you qualify. 1/2

— CZ 🔶 Binance (@cz_binance) November 14, 2022

need to prop up the strong pretend money projects that might just be experiencing a lack of real money

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 13:44 (one year ago) link

rip the brave

It is now too late to withdraw from crypto dot com.

There’s still time to withdraw from Binance.

There’s still time to withdraw from Bitfinex.

There’s still time to get rid of your tethers.

Do it. pic.twitter.com/IudKThODpv

— Bitfinex’ed 🔥 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 (@Bitfinexed) November 14, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

today's money stuff is pretty 🔥

, Monday, 14 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

lol yeah hes on one

lag∞n, Monday, 14 November 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

Crypto scams are what happens when you defund the police. Virtually everything in cryptocurrencies was unlawful, there just aren't enough cops to enforce the law.

— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) November 14, 2022

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

can we buy an NFT of this crypto crash somewhere?

StanM, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 07:58 (one year ago) link

all fall down

Crypto Lender BlockFi Prepares for Potential Bankruptcy, Sources Say --WSJ

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) November 15, 2022

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

ah well, nevertheless

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link

good stuff from Matt Levine

Bloomberg

Binance bailout fund
Has there ever been a pure liquidity problem at a crypto firm? Like what I have in mind is this:

A crypto firm owes $100 (in crypto I guess) to somebody (customers, lenders) who can demand their money back on short notice.
The firm has $200 worth of stuff (crypto assets I guess).
The customers or lenders demand their $100 back all at once.
The firm’s $200 worth of stuff is not immediately accessible for some reason: It is in long-term crypto-denominated mortgages, say. Or it is in locked crypto tokens. Or it is in crypto tokens and there is, for some reason, a temporary lack of liquidity in the market for those tokens. Or it is a large quantity of some crypto token that could be sold for $200 over the course of a week or two, but if you sell it in an hour or two — to give people their money back all at once — that will crash the price.
The firm cannot raise $100 to pay back its customers or lenders, and implodes.
But it had $200 worth of stuff! Very unfair.
This, to be clear, is the standard story of bank runs in traditional banking. It is the Diamond-Dybvig model that won a Nobel Memorial Prize this year. The standard problem is “the assets are good but long-term, and the customers want their money now.” It is the problem that central banks are set up to solve. The solution is fairly straightforward: You have a central bank with lots of money (ideally, in modern central banking, the ability to print money). If a bank with good assets is facing a liquidity crunch, it can go to the central bank and say “we have $200 of assets but we can’t get $100 of cash, help,” and the central bank will help. It will help by “lending freely, against good collateral, at a penalty rate,” as Bagehot’s famous formula goes: The central bank will lend the bank $100 to pay its depositors, but first it will make sure that the bank really has $200 of good stuff. (And it will charge interest.) If a bank shows up at the Federal Reserve and says “hi we owe depositors $100 but don’t have it, we lost it all on roulette,” the Fed will not help.[1]

Meanwhile in crypto I just don’t hear a lot of stories like that? I am not saying it is impossible, or even that unlikely; I am just saying that I’ve never really heard of it happening. Oh I mean I have heard many many stories, in crypto, that have the same rough shape, “run on the bank” stories. But the ones I have heard are all subtly different. They go like this:

A crypto firm owes $100 to customers or lenders.
The firm’s balance sheet shows $200 worth of stuff.
Somebody notices that the $200 worth of stuff is just a piece of paper with the words “this is worth $200” scrawled on it in crayon, and points that out online.
The customers or lenders read this and, sensibly, demand their $100 back all at once.
The firm tries to shop its scrawled piece of paper to raise the $100, and gets bids for it of zero dollars.
The firm cannot raise $100 to pay back its customers or lenders, and implodes.
But it had $0 worth of stuff, so this seems like a pretty reasonable result, though of course bad for customers.
In other words, every crypto liquidity crisis story that I have heard is obviously a solvency crisis. The problem is not that the firm has good assets but cannot, for some reason, convert them quickly into ready money. The problem is that the firm has bad assets and people notice and demand their money back and the money isn’t there. The reasons the money isn’t there will vary. Sometimes the firm just lost money on risky trades. Sometimes the money all went into magic beans and the magic bean market collapsed. (This is the story of TerraUSD and Luna.) Sometimes the money was stolen by hackers, or by the firm’s executives, or both.

But the story is never “this crypto firm took demand deposits and used them to fund 30-year mortgages, and while those mortgages are still paying and are likely to be money-good, the firm doesn’t have the cash right now.” Because that is, uh, not really how crypto works? Compared to banks, crypto firms probably have a bit more carelessness and fraud, but they definitely have a lot more magic beans. Crypto firms tend to have assets that do not have cash flows, and that are highly correlated to confidence in crypto — often highly correlated to confidence in that firm itself — and so when they lose confidence they also tend to lose their assets.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

at some point there wont be enough infrastructure to support games theyre playing with bitcoins price and it too will be all gone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link


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