Elon Musk

what a pos

pic.twitter.com/6GykHxlH5r

— Josh Mankiewicz (@JoshMankiewicz) November 13, 2022

tweeting a screenshot of a tumblr post…nature is healing

xpost - I 100% buy that Elon had no intention of firing that guy until he saw the tweets suggesting he do so

lol otm

oof the replies to his tweets are a new level of dismal

Found another one, Elon! https://t.co/0HjqXZpyr1

— ✨Chicago✨ (@chicago_glenn) November 14, 2022

need a new snigglet for combo of snitch and stan

"team freedom of speech"

He can name her to his new Katch All Rogue Employees Now Squad.

lol

however degraded musk is people rooting for firings in his comments are somehow lower

note the meme signature

@elonmusk pic.twitter.com/qPSBr3PK8j

— Tesla DMV -Washington DC, Maryland, Virginia (@FSDbetaa) November 14, 2022

oof

come on, evil young children. turning point usa is where you want to work, not this flameout twitter stuff

Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 14, 2022

this could go extraordinarily poorly

seems less funny now.

Just imagine how much money he would save if he fired everyone, turned it off, and quit. Twitter would go from losing billions to losing nothing.

ah very nice slam dunk

apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao https://t.co/CoTqonsagG

— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) November 14, 2022

oh, details

“Only 1 factor is necessary, 2 is waste of RPCs and compute”

musk stans (god I hate that term) are terrifying, these interactions with twitter engineers who are speaking up are insane. their craven need for a strong authoritarian daddy figure whom you never disagree with is just off the rails.

Elon is just demanding random people on his website tell him how it works now pic.twitter.com/k3jEG9DVZz

— worms cited (@christapeterso) November 14, 2022

he's confused about requests again

lmao

what a maroon

Please don't call posting work.

Elon Musk complains about his brutal work schedule: 'I torture myself' https://t.co/z5oBy6thQt pic.twitter.com/7wr0u5Aa7L

— New York Post (@nypost) November 14, 2022

c'mon bro, posting is not work, it's what you do when you are procrastinating work

like I am right now

elon should consider running fewer companies idk

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/315541335_10229744337502882_7385327958355739455_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=e3f864&_nc_ohc=wY3rFOoCQv4AX8irMKv&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AfCpk-Y_ou_5ItA45tVDcn7o-rlZ7vcaeqhZLmgl_DgR9A&oe=637800E7

Gave Kyle Rittenhouse a reply today…

Was just coming here to post that

In the mentions of a verified murderer cool pic.twitter.com/e2c1Ohb0D1

— Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) November 14, 2022

I am learning about all the other crap that goes on in social media too

this is actually a really valuable tool that can be used, for instance, to determine whether a tweet was made using a commercial social media management tool or by an individual using the app on their phone. https://t.co/FwCeSZIJEu

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) November 14, 2022

I'm great at detecting when a tweet was composed by a tool

ayy

he paid $44bn to be the annoying dumb guy on the message board everyone can't help roasting 24/7

— Jess Harvell (@cheaptrickrules) November 14, 2022

someone needs to start a ban elon thread

why were any banks willing to loan elon money for this?

hes one of the richest ppl in the world, they want his business, they didnt realize how bad hed fuck it up

waste (of compute) man

xp true but expecting any company to pay $1b a year simply to service its debt doesn't seem like a recipe for getting one's money back

that banks are already, after two weeks, floating the idea of selling off that debt at 60 cents on the dollar doesn't speak well of them

They did a big ol whoopsie doodle

is there a good podcast episode that gives a rundown of all that has happened? want to drift off to sleep learning about the chaos.

i think most large banks have a line item called "fucking around" where anything goes, worth billions

no that's the Finding Out line item

https://twitterisgoinggreat.com/

so when do we start calling these events Elon-gate?

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 25, 2021

aha, ok, too predictable, got it.

Why did he move so quickly to change things before understanding the company?

idk its genuinely bizarre