sorry if i think how servers and logistics work is p amazing, remember i correct spelling for a living
― mark s, Friday, 18 November 2022 bookmarkflaglink
Putting words and facts in the correct order and spelling is more impressive than the stuff in that thread.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:01 (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
plainly this is false i myself can do all that words stuff = not impressive
― mark s, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
describing a whale in a weirdly cosmic way using written words is impressive tho
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
call me ishfail
― mark s, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
I don't know who needs to hear this but Craigslist has being running for the last 20+ years with a team of ~50 people.— Chad Hurley (@Chad_Hurley) November 18, 2022
― o. nate, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
lol xp
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
I don't know who needs to hear this but
One piece of Twitter language I am not going to miss.
― jmm, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
the stuff that thread went into that most people dont seem to be thinking about is the intersection of legal and tech aspects, if youve just thrown a company into chaos by say firing half the workers and alienating most of the rest into quitting both your tech and legal depts are unlikely to be functioning well which makes them really unlikely to be able to coordinate well between each other― lag∞n, Friday, November 18, 2022 11:09 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lag∞n, Friday, November 18, 2022 11:09 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm they were dead after the self-certification email
― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 18 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
yeah that was real bad, just a terrible idea, they shouldnt have said that
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 November 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
It’s unreal. I assumed that was why they were publicly claiming they froze changes but then they shipped a new feature.
― Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
lmao here's another fun problemhttps://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-payroll-finance-department-resigns-en-masse-under-elon-musk-2022-11
A large portion of Twitter's financial organization, including its payroll department, left the company on Thursday in response to an ultimatum from Elon Musk that has seemingly backfired.Along with the payroll department resigning, Twitter's US Tax team and its financial reporting team also resigned, two people familiar with the matter said, matching several internal messages seen by Insider. All three segments of the company were part of Twitter's finance and accounting organization.
Along with the payroll department resigning, Twitter's US Tax team and its financial reporting team also resigned, two people familiar with the matter said, matching several internal messages seen by Insider. All three segments of the company were part of Twitter's finance and accounting organization.
― frogbs, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link
yikes
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:21 (one year ago) link
i detecting a general no one works there anymore pattern at twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:23 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDP2rcuc_3A
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link
good luck finding a new ceo for this shit-fire, earlonn
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link
twitter's most senior engineer (who quit in september) says the ranked timeline is broken. (i can't tell. it's always garbage afaict and i have it set to "latest").
btw I think timeline ranking is broken 🤷♂️— Mike Cvet (@mikecvet) November 18, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link
Look if it’s true that 20% of the people do 80% of the work then it follows that 1% of the people can do 99% of the work
― frogbs, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhX4liVtuCc
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 November 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
yeah have found the straight faced eulogising for all these legendary genius twitter workers pretty funny given the user experience has got progressively worse for like a decade
― devvvine, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link
tbf we havent heard much from product, its all engineering
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 November 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link
yeah i haven't heard any eulogising for product at all.
it is pretty cool that you can see a goal get scored in the world cup in twitter's monitoring system before you see it on your tv. the product was terrible though.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link
I've been there for over five years, never known a good user experience.
Nevertheless, if you curate your timeline you will see good things, etc.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
reasonable mans twitter debrief
Why I left @twitter or rather why I did not sign up for “extremely hardcore” Twitter 2.0🧵— Peter Clowes (@peterclowes) November 18, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link
lol was literally just about to post that. Yeah, it's a balanced view and as such it illustrates the idiocy of Musk's approach. That's the kind of guy who was probably looking for good reasons to stay and just ran out of them.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link
i am elena ferrante— stasis baby (@HarronWawker) November 18, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
that thread also gets at the problem musk's email introduced which was a feedback look that meant that the more people who left, the stronger the argument for leaving *even if you like musk*.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
Seeing as everyone’s posting where you can find them if Twitter goes down I just thought I’d say: if you want me I’ll be in the bar.— Tracey Thorn (@tracey_thorn) November 18, 2022
― calstars, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
A friend who works at Harvard says the university has told everyone to pause all Twitter activity. I assume that means official Harvard accounts, not personal accounts. Anyway, this is the lead tweet on the main Harvard feed right now.
Just a reminder of our other social accounts:Instagram https://t.co/gRberHA3jY Facebook https://t.co/qLE30Lng6c LinkedIn https://t.co/KWWcujTzVYYoutube https://t.co/tKRee9nL1X And our websites:⁰Harvard Gazette https://t.co/oFaCjSenng Website https://t.co/0SI0qxgJXU pic.twitter.com/xNC92qwFc7— Harvard University (@Harvard) November 18, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
Additionally there were rumors the new vision might be radically different. Not just subscription based but possibly having adult content be a core component of subscription offerings. That is a BIG departure and one I wouldn’t get behind. https://t.co/zCXdG5f5nl— Peter Clowes (@peterclowes) November 18, 2022
"Why promote your OnlyFans on Twitter, when Twitter could be OnlyFans?"
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link
go on mastodon harvard u coward
― mark s, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link
if there's one mentality I've noticed a lot in right wing circles it's that all these extremely complex things are actually incredibly easy and that 90% of this country gets paid to twiddle their thumbs. Trump ran his whole presidency that way ("who knew health care could be so complicated?"), crypto bros are losing billions by convincing themselves you don't really need banks, and now Elon is starting his takeover of Twitter by cutting like 75% of their employees. whats funny about this to me is I suspect Twitter is kinda where this whole mentality really started to snowball, by letting everyone give dumb, short reactionary takes to every possible subject. and now Elon is running his business by soliciting the opinions of the dumbest people on Earth. sucks it's ruining something I like but also: lmao
― frogbs, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link
yeah
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
There was no vision shared with us. No 5 year plan like at Tesla. Nothing more than what anyone can see on Twitter. It allegedly is coming for those who stayed but the ask was blind faith and required signing away the severance offer before seeing it. Pure loyalty test.— Peter Clowes (@peterclowes) November 18, 2022
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
"Why be the Onlyfans free advertising service when you could just be Onlyfans" is almost a decent business plan, if you hadn't paid $44bn for a service that depended on Disney advertising Pixar and Marvel movies to survive.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link
Hate to have my experience of watching a double-fisting video ruined by an autoplay Toy Story 5 commercial.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link
My twitter was hacked pic.twitter.com/9RU5Q85eYj— Cardi B (@iamcardib) November 18, 2022
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link
That thread from Peter was really interesting. That kinda depoliticised mindset at work ("I won't hate anyone I don't know" or "I'll be exploited to shit for a vision"), but it's someone's reality, and all he knows.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 November 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link
I put myself on the waitlist for Post (from the guy who did Waze): https://post.news/
I have no real expectations it will turn out better than the last 4 or 5 new-exciting-social-media things I've checked out (lol BeReal), but why not.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 18 November 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
"Civil conversations"? Well, that doesn't sound very fun.
― emil.y, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link
this is the thing.. you only get people willing to get “extremely hardcore” if you sell them into a vision but musk has offered nothing― Tracer Hand, Friday, November 18, 2022 2:33 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Tracer Hand, Friday, November 18, 2022 2:33 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
musk spent Thursday in meetings across different divisions of Twitter, making personal appeals to the *many* employees attempting to resign.His pitch, paraphrased:“I know how to win. If you want to win, stay and work for me.”w/@RMac18 https://t.co/GsYVtrtrdU— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) November 18, 2022
people who choose to work at twitter (rather than its peers in the tech industry) don't care about "winning", whatever the fuck that means. they care about getting above market rate comp and some of them care about the particular product/eng problems at twitter and some of them are stuck because of their visa. very few of them care about owning the libs or making billions or whatever "winning" means to elon.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link
he really is pre-adolescent in so many ways
Noam would've been a better name than Post
― rob, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
Noam if you want toNoam around the world
Definitely a missed trick.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link
in all ways afaict
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link
from a security perspective, now is the time to look for areas of few feathers covering tiwtter's mangy sides - I can't imagine trying to man helm's deep in this situation
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link
So by 'hardcore,' he really meant hardcore adult content
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link
the onlyfans thing predates musk fwiw although he seems to be nuts enough to do it https://www.theverge.com/23327809/twitter-onlyfans-child-sexual-content-problem-elon-musk
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 November 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
if Elon somehow breaks the logjam of the mainstream payments industry's aversion to pornography he will have accidentally done something good but I don't think he actually will do that
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 18 November 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
Hmmmm.
https://player.fm/series/its-complicated-3079902/whats-so-complicated-about-consent-decrees-destroying-twitter-and-ftx
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 18 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link
twitter web being a lil buggy now embedded tweets showing up as not available when i click through
― lag∞n, Saturday, 19 November 2022 01:01 (one year ago) link
Been seeing that too
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 November 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link
thread
Other people have already done this, but I’d love to see your favorite funny tweets of all time. I’ll start. pic.twitter.com/KISPWBvceu— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) November 18, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 19 November 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link