xp lol
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link
who could have predicted this
Twitter won’t restart paid verification until ‘significant impersonations’ stop, Elon Musk tells employees https://t.co/htpnMtov4m pic.twitter.com/a4GYMd5YI6— The Verge (@verge) November 22, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:19 (one year ago) link
He is running this site in a dumber way than I ever would have predicted
― treeship., Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link
Staggering. The dumbness. I’m dumbstruck
― treeship., Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link
its really something
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiIJEl_XEAEoDmY?format=jpg&name=large
lmao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link
idc if real or fake
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:33 (one year ago) link
i did search and its in a bunch of tweets at least, good enough for me lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:37 (one year ago) link
Are there "ratings" for social media platforms, or is he just incapable of thinking of things in any terms other than those of 1980s television?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:38 (one year ago) link
app stores have ratings prob what hes talking about
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:38 (one year ago) link
crazy truth social doesnt have a web interface you cant just go look at trumps truth tweets
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:40 (one year ago) link
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumptest test
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link
oh there u go hey
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:47 (one year ago) link
i guess that post was fake, sowwy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:48 (one year ago) link
either that was fake or it got untruthed
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:49 (one year ago) link
Like I said I don’t care if it’s fake
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:49 (one year ago) link
+1 silbytruthed
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link
its real in that its true its super truth social
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link
lmao i would be so chatty tell him about my week
Going forward, all Twitter employees are now required to send an email every Friday updating Elon Musk with what they are working on and “code samples” if they are engineers, per internal memo sent out. Hardcore! https://t.co/Vx5TH5yU7X— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) November 22, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:53 (one year ago) link
The man must be made of pure cocaine at this point.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 02:20 (one year ago) link
Maybe direct access to uncut shit was the Bolivia coup motivation rather than lithium.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link
once he's down to like <30 employees this is v manageable. check back next week
― i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 03:30 (one year ago) link
How is he so bad at understanding how humans operate, what humans like and don't like, the kinds of humans other humans do and do not enjoy working for, etc. Oh right sociopathy, nm.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 04:03 (one year ago) link
Plus the privilege of never having to care what other people think or learn how to connect with them. See also DJT obv.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 04:33 (one year ago) link
is he doing this like "twitter employees, justify your existence" ?
― StanM, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link
imagining a scene where X AE A-XII and Exa Dark Sideræl are clamoring for their dad's attention during a weekend. "not now! daddy's reviewing code samples!"
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 06:32 (one year ago) link
trent "nine inch nails" reznor pic.twitter.com/d0ZgPNWtVb— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) November 22, 2022
anyone with a passing familiarity with nine inch nails already knows he's massive crybaby. "I just want something I can never have boo hoo"
― ledge, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:40 (one year ago) link
"maybe Etsy is more is style"
-Elon "Hardcore" Musk
― circa1916, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link
hehe nine inch nails more like eight inch nails
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link
https://archive.ph/7iyY6
― 龜, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:35 (one year ago) link
i wanna Thiel you from the inside
― frogbs, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiHe0VnVEAA101Z?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
he tried to spin it like all the bands sound the same to him.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
i am going to send Brandon an email that just says "bootlicker" every day for a month. just sent the first one.
Chasing clout by cribbing a Nate Silver tweet, the man is truly the wackest poster ever to touch a keyboard pic.twitter.com/Z94fz3Vjnn— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) November 21, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1595105866977419264/photo/1
pretty funny that that feature is still working
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:25 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiL0VQjUAAA7d_v?format=jpg&name=medium
Carl "Dune" Jung
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
Elon's quote neither Dune nor Jung, but Dung.
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
Weird that he would talk shit about his reply guys like that
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link
I don't want reply guys, I just want a shy guy
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
Things that definitely happened
Ummmmmmmmm wut? pic.twitter.com/2hULyXctig— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 22, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
the very idea of left-of-center "social/political activist groups" forming "a large coalition" around any proposal in less than 18 months, let alone the idea that in a few weeks such groups could strong arm Twitter's advertisers into something they didn't already want to do, seems like a fever dream. where do I sign up for these super-powerful and ultra-effective activist groups?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link
seriously. can't believe the people i just made up would go back on the deal i assure you we made.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link
ah haaa
wait, what ??? Elon Musk has been going around saying "I saw the red flags and didn't invest with SBF in Twitter...." and actually he *did* and FTX owns some Twitter???? https://t.co/y5BEIuX1zq— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) November 22, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 02:41 (one year ago) link
game recognize game
― Clay, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link
YES!!! The crossover episode!!!!
― death generator (lukas), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 02:47 (one year ago) link
lolz
― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 02:56 (one year ago) link