Elon Musk

imagining a scene where X AE A-XII and Exa Dark Sideræl are clamoring for their dad's attention during a weekend. "not now! daddy's reviewing code samples!"

trent "nine inch nails" reznor pic.twitter.com/d0ZgPNWtVb

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) November 22, 2022

anyone with a passing familiarity with nine inch nails already knows he's massive crybaby. "I just want something I can never have boo hoo"

"maybe Etsy is more is style"

-Elon "Hardcore" Musk

hehe nine inch nails more like eight inch nails

https://archive.ph/7iyY6

i wanna Thiel you from the inside

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiHe0VnVEAA101Z?format=jpg&name=medium

lmao

he tried to spin it like all the bands sound the same to him.

i am going to send Brandon an email that just says "bootlicker" every day for a month. just sent the first one.

Chasing clout by cribbing a Nate Silver tweet, the man is truly the wackest poster ever to touch a keyboard pic.twitter.com/Z94fz3Vjnn

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) November 21, 2022

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1595105866977419264/photo/1

pretty funny that that feature is still working

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiL0VQjUAAA7d_v?format=jpg&name=medium

Carl "Dune" Jung

Elon's quote neither Dune nor Jung, but Dung.

Weird that he would talk shit about his reply guys like that

I don't want reply guys, I just want a shy guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8

Things that definitely happened

Ummmmmmmmm wut? pic.twitter.com/2hULyXctig

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 22, 2022

the very idea of left-of-center "social/political activist groups" forming "a large coalition" around any proposal in less than 18 months, let alone the idea that in a few weeks such groups could strong arm Twitter's advertisers into something they didn't already want to do, seems like a fever dream. where do I sign up for these super-powerful and ultra-effective activist groups?

seriously. can't believe the people i just made up would go back on the deal i assure you we made.

ah haaa

wait, what ??? Elon Musk has been going around saying "I saw the red flags and didn't invest with SBF in Twitter...." and actually he *did* and FTX owns some Twitter???? https://t.co/y5BEIuX1zq

— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) November 22, 2022

game recognize game

YES!!! The crossover episode!!!!

lolz

Good news, Elon is secretly fighting the pedophile elites:

lol published right as I tweeted pic.twitter.com/Mkbryq6TTU

— spoonie for qatar 🇶🇦 (@lib_crusher) November 22, 2022

thread becomes more bizarre as it goes on, apparently Eliza Bleu is well known under other names in the My Chemical Romance fandom and was once engaged to Gerard Way.

Effected

no way to vouch for this as evidence except to say "makes total sense" (the best kind of evidence)

This is *exactly* as I imagined, and provides the most straightforward explanation for anyone still trying to grasp at complicated theories on how the "SpaceX genius" could possibly be so bad at this. https://t.co/gRAgBgCPo7 pic.twitter.com/b2PGwhQmH7

— Rob Sheridan (Parody) (@rob_sheridan) November 23, 2022

Looolll. IRL Gavin Belson

SpaceX employees re-coloring a giant dong cake and giving it to their oblivious child-king Elon for his birthday as a "rocket" cake is *chef's kiss* pic.twitter.com/bngMr4E8Vx

— Rob Sheridan (Parody) (@rob_sheridan) November 23, 2022

wow

thats pretty funny, might be real or might not, but it is true

elon is a paypig for space exploration

everyone working for spacex deserves it, we do not belong in space, its not for us

same thing with microblogging

L’espace c’est moi.

he deleted this but jesus christ dude

https://archive.ph/kSncC

lol linking to the doj report what a goober

where is this going?

Elon Musk has said he's about context on tweets, so here's context for these shirts: They came from Twitter's Black employee resource group and were popularized by @jack, who wore a version around to conferences to support the group (and was sometimes ridiculed for it). pic.twitter.com/Lw7aXJSBke

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) November 23, 2022

apartheid clyde

I already posted this in the quitting twitter thread, but icymi: https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-03-25/black-tesla-employees-fremont-plant-racism-california-lawsuit

I guess some things don't need reinventing

― rob, Tuesday, May 3, 2022 9:12 AM (six months ago)

Musk's overt anti-Black racism, especially as a manager of Black workers, is well established. It's a real failure that this has been basically shrugged off or subsumed under a "Musk is a troll lol" narrative that makes it seem clownish

There was a long segment on NPR yesterday, interviewing some people about the Twitter situation. A former employee (a contractor free to talk, as opposed to former employees silenced by NDAs), that reporter from the Verge, and this VC investor Musk bootlicker with fingers in both Twitter and Tesla who was downright embarrassing to listen to. After defending Musk and his methods and stressing, Twitter aside, how well Tesla is run, the host had to point out that, well, no, point of fact, Tesla has gotten more than its share of complaints, specifically about work culture and racism.

god he really is the world's worst poster. just absolute cringe

https://i.imgur.com/cxbfkcM.png

also note the times on those, Stephen didn't bite so he posted again like 12 hours later

King I’m sure has him on mute.

Sorry, who did this? 😂 pic.twitter.com/uhP0moZJqQ

— tyler hogge (@thogge) November 23, 2022

Elon's mom reposted that which is really gross considering that he's almost certainly sockpuppeting her account

I somehow missed that Musk stole a dril tweet and cropped out his name...the guy is so lame. https://t.co/ZIpKdbhf2x

— Aryeh Cohen-Wade (@AryehCW) November 23, 2022

You come at the king, you best not miss

you can hardly blame him look what happens when he tries to make his own jokes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiRiYJJVEAAARvw?format=jpg&name=large