Elon Musk

Weird that he would talk shit about his reply guys like that

I don't want reply guys, I just want a shy guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8

Things that definitely happened

Ummmmmmmmm wut? pic.twitter.com/2hULyXctig

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 22, 2022

the very idea of left-of-center "social/political activist groups" forming "a large coalition" around any proposal in less than 18 months, let alone the idea that in a few weeks such groups could strong arm Twitter's advertisers into something they didn't already want to do, seems like a fever dream. where do I sign up for these super-powerful and ultra-effective activist groups?

seriously. can't believe the people i just made up would go back on the deal i assure you we made.

ah haaa

wait, what ??? Elon Musk has been going around saying "I saw the red flags and didn't invest with SBF in Twitter...." and actually he *did* and FTX owns some Twitter???? https://t.co/y5BEIuX1zq

— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) November 22, 2022

game recognize game

YES!!! The crossover episode!!!!

lolz

Good news, Elon is secretly fighting the pedophile elites:

lol published right as I tweeted pic.twitter.com/Mkbryq6TTU

— spoonie for qatar 🇶🇦 (@lib_crusher) November 22, 2022

thread becomes more bizarre as it goes on, apparently Eliza Bleu is well known under other names in the My Chemical Romance fandom and was once engaged to Gerard Way.

Effected

no way to vouch for this as evidence except to say "makes total sense" (the best kind of evidence)

This is *exactly* as I imagined, and provides the most straightforward explanation for anyone still trying to grasp at complicated theories on how the "SpaceX genius" could possibly be so bad at this. https://t.co/gRAgBgCPo7 pic.twitter.com/b2PGwhQmH7

— Rob Sheridan (Parody) (@rob_sheridan) November 23, 2022

Looolll. IRL Gavin Belson

SpaceX employees re-coloring a giant dong cake and giving it to their oblivious child-king Elon for his birthday as a "rocket" cake is *chef's kiss* pic.twitter.com/bngMr4E8Vx

— Rob Sheridan (Parody) (@rob_sheridan) November 23, 2022

wow

thats pretty funny, might be real or might not, but it is true

elon is a paypig for space exploration

everyone working for spacex deserves it, we do not belong in space, its not for us

same thing with microblogging

L’espace c’est moi.

he deleted this but jesus christ dude

https://archive.ph/kSncC

lol linking to the doj report what a goober

where is this going?

Elon Musk has said he's about context on tweets, so here's context for these shirts: They came from Twitter's Black employee resource group and were popularized by @jack, who wore a version around to conferences to support the group (and was sometimes ridiculed for it). pic.twitter.com/Lw7aXJSBke

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) November 23, 2022

apartheid clyde

I already posted this in the quitting twitter thread, but icymi: https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-03-25/black-tesla-employees-fremont-plant-racism-california-lawsuit

I guess some things don't need reinventing

― rob, Tuesday, May 3, 2022 9:12 AM (six months ago)

Musk's overt anti-Black racism, especially as a manager of Black workers, is well established. It's a real failure that this has been basically shrugged off or subsumed under a "Musk is a troll lol" narrative that makes it seem clownish

There was a long segment on NPR yesterday, interviewing some people about the Twitter situation. A former employee (a contractor free to talk, as opposed to former employees silenced by NDAs), that reporter from the Verge, and this VC investor Musk bootlicker with fingers in both Twitter and Tesla who was downright embarrassing to listen to. After defending Musk and his methods and stressing, Twitter aside, how well Tesla is run, the host had to point out that, well, no, point of fact, Tesla has gotten more than its share of complaints, specifically about work culture and racism.

god he really is the world's worst poster. just absolute cringe

https://i.imgur.com/cxbfkcM.png

also note the times on those, Stephen didn't bite so he posted again like 12 hours later

King I’m sure has him on mute.

Sorry, who did this? 😂 pic.twitter.com/uhP0moZJqQ

— tyler hogge (@thogge) November 23, 2022

Elon's mom reposted that which is really gross considering that he's almost certainly sockpuppeting her account

I somehow missed that Musk stole a dril tweet and cropped out his name...the guy is so lame. https://t.co/ZIpKdbhf2x

— Aryeh Cohen-Wade (@AryehCW) November 23, 2022

You come at the king, you best not miss

you can hardly blame him look what happens when he tries to make his own jokes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiRiYJJVEAAARvw?format=jpg&name=large

only able to shoot himself with this musketry

God so cringe. Elon should learn to stay in his lane, no matter what pedestrian trolling is thrown at him

tbf his lane is being a lame who is also promoting the murder of queer people

TBH I paid approximately zero attention to this dude before the past couple of weeks and hadn't formed an opinion about him one way or another (aside from a general 'billionaires = douchenozzles') but I am definitely forming a very strong opinion about him now and it isn't a favorable opinion and I have a feeling there are lots and lots of people in shoes similar to the ones I'm wearing. Is this a 'any publicity is good publicity' thing? Because I'm not sure that's always actually a thing.

Same.

Good point lag∞n, but I was only trying to set someone else up for a Tesla joke

ha cant believe i missed that, too mad @musk lol

Even Reddit seems to be turning on him

geeeeeez it always gets worse

New: Here's the text message from @elonmusk telling SBF he's "welcome" to roll his public shares into Musk's twitter, as Liz reported https://t.co/7yS5166PtP pic.twitter.com/UpjC4GfBBW

— Ben Smith (@semaforben) November 23, 2022

I don’t believe that Elon did not know who was texting him. I think he was negging him because SBF wasn’t putting up more money. This is the dorkiest soap opera ever.

fwiw "So long as I don't have to have a laborious blockchain debate" is the only likeable thing musk has ever written, and it was in ref to a meeting with SBF. https://danluu.com/elon-twitter-texts/#62

hahah of course michael grimes is the SBF connect

the hilarious part is that Musk got so unbelievably triggered by that exchange that he went back to it over 3 years later and replied. talk about rent-free pic.twitter.com/oznRQZwcJi

— ☀️👀 (@zei_squirrel) November 24, 2022

claims hes gonna unban all banned accounts, should be interesting

The people have spoken.

Amnesty begins next week.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2022

app stores have in the past removed social apps that didnt do enough moderation