Elon Musk

You come at the king, you best not miss

you can hardly blame him look what happens when he tries to make his own jokes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiRiYJJVEAAARvw?format=jpg&name=large

only able to shoot himself with this musketry

God so cringe. Elon should learn to stay in his lane, no matter what pedestrian trolling is thrown at him

tbf his lane is being a lame who is also promoting the murder of queer people

TBH I paid approximately zero attention to this dude before the past couple of weeks and hadn't formed an opinion about him one way or another (aside from a general 'billionaires = douchenozzles') but I am definitely forming a very strong opinion about him now and it isn't a favorable opinion and I have a feeling there are lots and lots of people in shoes similar to the ones I'm wearing. Is this a 'any publicity is good publicity' thing? Because I'm not sure that's always actually a thing.

Same.

Good point lag∞n, but I was only trying to set someone else up for a Tesla joke

ha cant believe i missed that, too mad @musk lol

Even Reddit seems to be turning on him

geeeeeez it always gets worse

New: Here's the text message from @elonmusk telling SBF he's "welcome" to roll his public shares into Musk's twitter, as Liz reported https://t.co/7yS5166PtP pic.twitter.com/UpjC4GfBBW

— Ben Smith (@semaforben) November 23, 2022

I don’t believe that Elon did not know who was texting him. I think he was negging him because SBF wasn’t putting up more money. This is the dorkiest soap opera ever.

fwiw "So long as I don't have to have a laborious blockchain debate" is the only likeable thing musk has ever written, and it was in ref to a meeting with SBF. https://danluu.com/elon-twitter-texts/#62

hahah of course michael grimes is the SBF connect

the hilarious part is that Musk got so unbelievably triggered by that exchange that he went back to it over 3 years later and replied. talk about rent-free pic.twitter.com/oznRQZwcJi

— ☀️👀 (@zei_squirrel) November 24, 2022

claims hes gonna unban all banned accounts, should be interesting

The people have spoken.

Amnesty begins next week.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2022

app stores have in the past removed social apps that didnt do enough moderation

There was a once famous political formation that styled itself as neither right nor left while worrying about civilizational suicide. https://t.co/npQvtEdETQ

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 25, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcmDTX1JwQ

Re app stores, I feel like the only actually good thing that could come out of that is a coked up litigious billionaire taking on apple re its App Store policies.

Re app stores, I feel like the only actually good thing that could come out of that is a coked up litigious billionaire taking on apple re its App Store policies.

epic tried and lost (dont know if they were on coke)

Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone! pic.twitter.com/gQ8rI3slCX

— would you like to know how i got these SARS (@tompettyflacko) November 25, 2022

i have to admit having some sympathy for Apple's dictatorial control over its app store because i see it as a kind of content moderation and i'm pretty convinced that the only content moderation that works is total dictatorship

sure but it does not work in the case of apple. the app store is full of literal scams and gambling adverts.

https://mjtsai.com/blog/2022/08/11/facebook-ads-manager-scam-removed-from-app-store/
https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/06/14/reporting-app-store-scams/
https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/04/22/the-app-store-isnt-catching-the-most-egregious-scams/

etc. https://mjtsai.com/blog/tag/appstore/

lmao

If Apple & Google boot Twitter from their app stores, @elonmusk should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone & Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right?

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) November 25, 2022

I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 25, 2022

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looking forward to some more exploding phones

muskphone

fully self-posting

Space phones!

I’m posting from mine right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you can call anyone except your own kids

The Batphone

a tephelone

lol

“We surveyed 442 Twitter employees remaining at the company, and asked them: Do you believe Twitter will succeed under Elon Musk’s management? Eighty-nine percent said ‘no’ https://t.co/qpRo1ffMCI

— Rest of World (@restofworld) November 26, 2022

This was the plot of a “W/ Bob and David” skit!

You have to have a Twitter email address to get on the Twitter blind, but you don’t have to keep it to stay in. Given most employees have quit or been fired, I assume most of this 400 people don’t work at Twitter any more.

Elon's child died in his arms, the same way he "founded" Paypal pic.twitter.com/IBcufwwR9f

— TERFs are not women (@Saeko_Cut) November 25, 2022

Really disgusting.

Ouch

hes been using his dead child for marketing purposes for years

“Seriously, you think $50K is enough and he won’t call?” pic.twitter.com/WCnLbTJ3zd

— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) November 26, 2022

link https://archive.ph/pzLu5

credit where its due to musk for knowing how to annoy these guys into spending something lol

there's so much legitimate stuff to castigate this guy for, how on earth are people choosing to go with 'fact-checking his account of his infant son's death' (in the context of explaining why he won't let Alex Jones back on twitter ffs)

youre giving him too much credit

annoy more like threaten to destroy trumpily

i doubt theyre too afraid but on the other had why risk it