hahah of course michael grimes is the SBF connect
― 龜, Thursday, 24 November 2022 12:14 (one year ago) link
the hilarious part is that Musk got so unbelievably triggered by that exchange that he went back to it over 3 years later and replied. talk about rent-free pic.twitter.com/oznRQZwcJi— ☀️👀 (@zei_squirrel) November 24, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 24 November 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
claims hes gonna unban all banned accounts, should be interesting
The people have spoken.Amnesty begins next week.Vox Populi, Vox Dei.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 November 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link
app stores have in the past removed social apps that didnt do enough moderation
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 November 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link
There was a once famous political formation that styled itself as neither right nor left while worrying about civilizational suicide. https://t.co/npQvtEdETQ— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 25, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 November 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcmDTX1JwQ
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 25 November 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link
Re app stores, I feel like the only actually good thing that could come out of that is a coked up litigious billionaire taking on apple re its App Store policies.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 25 November 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link
epic tried and lost (dont know if they were on coke)
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone! pic.twitter.com/gQ8rI3slCX— would you like to know how i got these SARS (@tompettyflacko) November 25, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 25 November 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link
i have to admit having some sympathy for Apple's dictatorial control over its app store because i see it as a kind of content moderation and i'm pretty convinced that the only content moderation that works is total dictatorship
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 November 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link
sure but it does not work in the case of apple. the app store is full of literal scams and gambling adverts.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 25 November 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
https://mjtsai.com/blog/2022/08/11/facebook-ads-manager-scam-removed-from-app-store/https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/06/14/reporting-app-store-scams/https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/04/22/the-app-store-isnt-catching-the-most-egregious-scams/
etc. https://mjtsai.com/blog/tag/appstore/
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 25 November 2022 22:44 (one year ago) link
lmao
If Apple & Google boot Twitter from their app stores, @elonmusk should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone & Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right?— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) November 25, 2022
I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 25, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 25 November 2022 22:53 (one year ago) link
sickos_yes_hahaha_yes.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 November 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
looking forward to some more exploding phones
― ciderpress, Friday, 25 November 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
muskphone
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 November 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
fully self-posting
― Clay, Friday, 25 November 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
Space phones!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
I’m posting from mine right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Friday, 25 November 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link
you can call anyone except your own kids
― nashwan, Saturday, 26 November 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link
The Batphone
― | (Latham Green), Saturday, 26 November 2022 00:38 (one year ago) link
a tephelone
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 26 November 2022 01:10 (one year ago) link
lol
“We surveyed 442 Twitter employees remaining at the company, and asked them: Do you believe Twitter will succeed under Elon Musk’s management? Eighty-nine percent said ‘no’ https://t.co/qpRo1ffMCI— Rest of World (@restofworld) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link
This was the plot of a “W/ Bob and David” skit!
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 November 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link
You have to have a Twitter email address to get on the Twitter blind, but you don’t have to keep it to stay in. Given most employees have quit or been fired, I assume most of this 400 people don’t work at Twitter any more.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 November 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link
Elon's child died in his arms, the same way he "founded" Paypal pic.twitter.com/IBcufwwR9f— TERFs are not women (@Saeko_Cut) November 25, 2022
― Chris L, Saturday, 26 November 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
Really disgusting.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 November 2022 12:01 (one year ago) link
Ouch
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link
hes been using his dead child for marketing purposes for years
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link
“Seriously, you think $50K is enough and he won’t call?” pic.twitter.com/WCnLbTJ3zd— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) November 26, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link
link https://archive.ph/pzLu5
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
credit where its due to musk for knowing how to annoy these guys into spending something lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
there's so much legitimate stuff to castigate this guy for, how on earth are people choosing to go with 'fact-checking his account of his infant son's death' (in the context of explaining why he won't let Alex Jones back on twitter ffs)
― soref, Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link
youre giving him too much credit
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link
annoy more like threaten to destroy trumpily
― nashwan, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
i doubt theyre too afraid but on the other had why risk it
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
His first wife has told that story before. Article very interesting reading.
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link
I mean if the result of the fact checking shows he is clearly lying in his account it feels p valid tbh that’s a fucked up thing to do
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link
it's one thing for his ex-wife to respond with her own account, but for hundreds of random twitter users who weren't there and don't know any of these people to jump in feels ghoulish to me. something specifically horrible about twitter as well, flattening out everything from the most to the least trivial thing imaginable into an opportunity for owns and receipts and quote-dunks
― soref, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
hes also used the death of his child as the origin story of why he wants to save humanity via his companies, which of course is not something he actually wants to do, so its worthy of criticism
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
It’ll be funny if they manage to fire him from Tesla for spending too much time on Twitter
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
(xp) We already knew this guys sucks, it’s just nice to be able boil it all down to one catchy soundbite that everyone can relate to.
― The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link
Since Elon paid 44 billion to make himself the permanent main character of Twitter, Twitter users are naturally going to be interested in his grotesque lies.
― Chris L, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
for sure will be interesting to see what happens to his unprofitable companies stock prices thatre propped up by his reputation as a genius if his reputation continues to tank
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
+his estate is comprised almost entirely of stock in said companies
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
“permanent main character” is a pretty good summation of why i find his personality so loathsome
― the late great, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link
Elon fanboys are going apeshit for a product that does not and never will exist pic.twitter.com/Yjn1v0mEeg— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk on SEX without procreation pic.twitter.com/UnDiRKt3yu— Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG) November 25, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link