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“We surveyed 442 Twitter employees remaining at the company, and asked them: Do you believe Twitter will succeed under Elon Musk’s management? Eighty-nine percent said ‘no’ https://t.co/qpRo1ffMCI— Rest of World (@restofworld) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link
This was the plot of a “W/ Bob and David” skit!
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 November 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link
You have to have a Twitter email address to get on the Twitter blind, but you don’t have to keep it to stay in. Given most employees have quit or been fired, I assume most of this 400 people don’t work at Twitter any more.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 November 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link
Elon's child died in his arms, the same way he "founded" Paypal pic.twitter.com/IBcufwwR9f— TERFs are not women (@Saeko_Cut) November 25, 2022
― Chris L, Saturday, 26 November 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
Really disgusting.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 November 2022 12:01 (one year ago) link
Ouch
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link
hes been using his dead child for marketing purposes for years
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link
“Seriously, you think $50K is enough and he won’t call?” pic.twitter.com/WCnLbTJ3zd— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) November 26, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link
link https://archive.ph/pzLu5
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
credit where its due to musk for knowing how to annoy these guys into spending something lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
there's so much legitimate stuff to castigate this guy for, how on earth are people choosing to go with 'fact-checking his account of his infant son's death' (in the context of explaining why he won't let Alex Jones back on twitter ffs)
― soref, Saturday, 26 November 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link
youre giving him too much credit
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link
annoy more like threaten to destroy trumpily
― nashwan, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
i doubt theyre too afraid but on the other had why risk it
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
His first wife has told that story before. Article very interesting reading.
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link
I mean if the result of the fact checking shows he is clearly lying in his account it feels p valid tbh that’s a fucked up thing to do
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link
it's one thing for his ex-wife to respond with her own account, but for hundreds of random twitter users who weren't there and don't know any of these people to jump in feels ghoulish to me. something specifically horrible about twitter as well, flattening out everything from the most to the least trivial thing imaginable into an opportunity for owns and receipts and quote-dunks
― soref, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
hes also used the death of his child as the origin story of why he wants to save humanity via his companies, which of course is not something he actually wants to do, so its worthy of criticism
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
It’ll be funny if they manage to fire him from Tesla for spending too much time on Twitter
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
(xp) We already knew this guys sucks, it’s just nice to be able boil it all down to one catchy soundbite that everyone can relate to.
― The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link
Since Elon paid 44 billion to make himself the permanent main character of Twitter, Twitter users are naturally going to be interested in his grotesque lies.
― Chris L, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
for sure will be interesting to see what happens to his unprofitable companies stock prices thatre propped up by his reputation as a genius if his reputation continues to tank
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
+his estate is comprised almost entirely of stock in said companies
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
“permanent main character” is a pretty good summation of why i find his personality so loathsome
― the late great, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link
Elon fanboys are going apeshit for a product that does not and never will exist pic.twitter.com/Yjn1v0mEeg— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk on SEX without procreation pic.twitter.com/UnDiRKt3yu— Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG) November 25, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Waiting for him to unzip the human suit he's wearing.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
I guess doing anything in this life that isn't bending over to your employer is a waste of time? I bet Musk finds eating for pleasure to be nonsensical too. He's either parroting talking points being fed to him (some kompromat involved maybe?) or is actively in full 100% troll mode 24/7. I think it's both.
― octobeard, Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link
bro there is no way pic.twitter.com/NsrmuRDHpJ— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:05 (one year ago) link
Feel nauseated after learning he lied about the circumstances of the death of his son. I’m really sick of narcissists in public life.
― treeship., Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:25 (one year ago) link
More sickened by dick riders posting shit like "as a hospice nurse how dare I question Elon's recollection of events"
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
*you
Pointing out someone is bald is the real racism.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
As an apartheid-supportimg emerald mine owner in South Africa, here's why Elon haters miss the mark...
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:38 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkIcJPO8wn4#onerubberband
― The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link
Now waiting for an opportunity to say: “Well then, that’s a horse of a different color.”
― The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:53 (one year ago) link
the dead son thing is super gross, not just because he lied about it but because he's using him as a scapegoat for why he can't unban Alex Jones, which is obviously because he doesn't want to touch the dude who just got sued for a bazillion dollars for spreading misinformation
― frogbs, Sunday, 27 November 2022 03:06 (one year ago) link
i did not invent this but just heard "Phony Stark" and had to tip my hat
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 27 November 2022 12:43 (one year ago) link
guns, diet coke, buddhist ritual implements, normal stuff
My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:41 (one year ago) link
what a freak
― call all destroyer, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link
lol this mfr is drinking caffeine free diet coke
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link
is that gun loaded?
― treeship., Monday, 28 November 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link
hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.
Think Different
― Clay, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
night full of thrusting and diet coke burps
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 November 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link
gun means he's getting closer to completing the lowtax speedrun
― 龜, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
I’m sure there’s a well-thumbed copy of Middlemarch just out of frame
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 November 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link
i'm assuming that revolver is a prop from some sci-fi/cyberpunk thing? very cool and hardcore either way.
― circa1916, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link