Since Elon paid 44 billion to make himself the permanent main character of Twitter, Twitter users are naturally going to be interested in his grotesque lies.
― Chris L, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
for sure will be interesting to see what happens to his unprofitable companies stock prices thatre propped up by his reputation as a genius if his reputation continues to tank
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
+his estate is comprised almost entirely of stock in said companies
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
“permanent main character” is a pretty good summation of why i find his personality so loathsome
― the late great, Saturday, 26 November 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link
Elon fanboys are going apeshit for a product that does not and never will exist pic.twitter.com/Yjn1v0mEeg— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link
credit where its due to musk for knowing how to annoy these guys into spending something lol
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk on SEX without procreation pic.twitter.com/UnDiRKt3yu— Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG) November 25, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Waiting for him to unzip the human suit he's wearing.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
I guess doing anything in this life that isn't bending over to your employer is a waste of time? I bet Musk finds eating for pleasure to be nonsensical too. He's either parroting talking points being fed to him (some kompromat involved maybe?) or is actively in full 100% troll mode 24/7. I think it's both.
― octobeard, Saturday, 26 November 2022 22:50 (one year ago) link
bro there is no way pic.twitter.com/NsrmuRDHpJ— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) November 26, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:05 (one year ago) link
Feel nauseated after learning he lied about the circumstances of the death of his son. I’m really sick of narcissists in public life.
― treeship., Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:25 (one year ago) link
More sickened by dick riders posting shit like "as a hospice nurse how dare I question Elon's recollection of events"
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
*you
Pointing out someone is bald is the real racism.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
As an apartheid-supportimg emerald mine owner in South Africa, here's why Elon haters miss the mark...
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:38 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkIcJPO8wn4#onerubberband
― The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link
Now waiting for an opportunity to say: “Well then, that’s a horse of a different color.”
― The Dark End of the Tweet (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 November 2022 02:53 (one year ago) link
the dead son thing is super gross, not just because he lied about it but because he's using him as a scapegoat for why he can't unban Alex Jones, which is obviously because he doesn't want to touch the dude who just got sued for a bazillion dollars for spreading misinformation
― frogbs, Sunday, 27 November 2022 03:06 (one year ago) link
i did not invent this but just heard "Phony Stark" and had to tip my hat
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 27 November 2022 12:43 (one year ago) link
guns, diet coke, buddhist ritual implements, normal stuff
My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:41 (one year ago) link
what a freak
― call all destroyer, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link
lol this mfr is drinking caffeine free diet coke
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link
is that gun loaded?
― treeship., Monday, 28 November 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link
hope his children weren't running around the house with that thing on the table. so grotesque.
Think Different
― Clay, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
night full of thrusting and diet coke burps
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 November 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link
gun means he's getting closer to completing the lowtax speedrun
― 龜, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
I’m sure there’s a well-thumbed copy of Middlemarch just out of frame
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 28 November 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link
i'm assuming that revolver is a prop from some sci-fi/cyberpunk thing? very cool and hardcore either way.
― circa1916, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
I got permanently suspended again, so MUCH FOR FREE SPEECH ELON
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 November 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
what did you do
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
― treeship., Monday, November 28, 2022 10:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
he doesnt live with his kids cmon be serious
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link
xpost I wrote "god is a cunt"
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
Elon is probably the shittiest father
whaat xp
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
Having an extended psychotic break in public
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link
gonna be hard to fire that revolver with no trigger
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
NEW: Elon Musk has sent another email to Twitter engineers warning them about code reviews. “All managers are expected to write a meaningful amount of software themselves. Being unable to do so is like a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse.”— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) November 28, 2022
i guess this means the CEO should be expected to do most of the coding right
― frogbs, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link
Can’t imagine being the world’s richest person & painstakingly lining that display up like it’s a get ready with me video for tiktok
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, November 28, 2022 11:07 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah dont think either of those are real guns, much like caffeine free diet coke is not real diet coke
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
this is insane, I cannot imagine working there right now, and I can't understand what he thinks is going to eventually happen; he's going to totally drain his engineering team. how is that a strategy?
― akm, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
Saw someone say that the gun on the table is a replica from deus ex, even worse if true
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
hey Twitter's still running though lmao
― frogbs, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link
lmao making managers code is a very well known bad practice, they have a job its called managing
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
Elon, can you stop this? pic.twitter.com/pYyCQbKl24— Bim (@bimsalabem) November 28, 2022
He seems to have absolute disdain for this institution he paid a lot of money to be in charge of. Reminds me of that guy who used to be president.
― treeship., Monday, 28 November 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
i was skeptical of the idea that twitter would break completely but if he keeps up this all out assault on the engineering dept it will eventually
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 November 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
hopefully it'll be like Children of Men, where it's 2040, the last tweet was successfully tweeted 18 years ago before Twitter broke, but rumors appear that a new tweet is going to post soon
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link
much like cia doing crack cocaine, i'm starting to wonder if cia did elon buying twitter. though it would have been a much more complicated op. idk it's probably just "hugely fortunate accident benefiting global hegemony" tbr.
idly wonder if "disaster leadership" is overall an effective way to retrench/accelerate the status quo in the same way that disaster capitalism is.
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 28 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link