This is the thread for senselessly frittering away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

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I hope they let ya off early M, so's you can kick back and relax a bit.
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― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

You should walk from the bathroom to your door on your knees next time, for giggles.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

OK.
When I got back to the door to my office, I realized I had left my keys in my bag (within the office) so I had to knock on the door until someone let me back in. This would probably be even more embarassing if I were on my knees.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I am waiting to take my lunch so the second my boss walks back in the dorr so that I don't have to look at his stupid face.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

The last day at work you should make a dartboard with his face on it.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks to ILM I have to get home and play Sonic The Hedgehog. I need today to be over stat!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

adam, you quit your job right? what are you gonna do NOW?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

P! F! CHANG'S! (Gotta get thos egg rolls with the lettuce that you roll yourself)
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT (Get noodle dishes with the peppers and the fancy meats)
CHI! NESE! FOOD! (Smells so good you want to eat it all like you're a hoover)
RIDE! OR! DIE! (WHAT YOU REALLY WANT)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

adam, you quit your job right? what are you gonna do NOW?

Another job!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

my ass is numb

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

mine too

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

To keep my ass from occasionally going numb (and consequently turning to jello), I flex it every so often. It makes me feel...saucy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah but what's the new job?

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh I just locked myself out of the office when going to use the bathroom AGAIN. I R DUM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, Last Hour of a Friday Afternoon Fritters for table 10 UP! My shift is over, I'm outta here.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

So, I have this gig in another town tomorrow morning. They're providing a hotel room for tonight so my band is just going up to Oshkosh to get wrecked in small-town college bars tonight. It's strange & wonderful.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That's pretty awesome. And rare.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I like my parents.

― Nowell, Friday, 15 October 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeve
Chokin like a one-man dustball
Freedom rock slimeball talkin in code went down
Lit up the shack
Grab me a beer out of the sack
Everybody bent over twice
....throwin' some dice
Leapin up into the air gettin juiced up beyond belief

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you write that?

― Nowell, Friday, 15 October 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

On the bass, Derek Smalls...he wrote this...

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

It's from BEERCAN

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah but what's the new job?

Either:
1) college admissions
or
2)database stuff at nice non-profit

ask me in 2 weeks.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

4 minutes left...

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

L8ER DOODZ!

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have a job. I suck.
LATER!

― Nowell, Friday, 15 October 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, who's still at work? Tell me I'm not the only one. I hate being on the West Coast sometimes.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Me...for 10 more minutes.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

work is basically over here, we're cracking open the booze

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

2 hours and 39 minutes.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

5 min. and I have a bad feeling I'm going to get in an accident on the way home due to 40,000 drunk already students, ESPN people, and homecoming crowds. I hate you Big Ten school!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I've technically put it my time today, but I'm still here finishing up some things.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 15 October 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

They better be JAZZ things!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Reading the first bit of this thread is like looking back into a different world.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 October 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I miss the regular occurrence of this thread, and I need to fritter even though I'm very busy.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to eat a fritter right now. An apple one, maybe.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I am still "at work".

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

My sister worked to register voters in Wisconsin and she told me about how W came to speak and had a photo op at some diner place and he ordered two apple fritters, and when they came out they were each like the size of a dinner plate and it was funny because it was our president with TWO GIANT APPLE FRITTERS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, we are MEN AT WORK.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I have done no work at all today. Seriously. None. I haven't even read any good articles.

I made mix CDs.

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

And I'm leaving a little early. I'll see you tonight.

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

MEN AT WORK WITHOUT HATS.

I have actually done work today, which is unusual, but I am still freaking out about a deadline that is three weeks away.

Of course, starting in about an hour I will be a relaxed musician for the rest of the weekend.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd die for some vegetable fritters from Strelka!
!

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

TWO GIANT APPLE FRITTERS.

That figures, it was in Wausau. Although it could have been in Janesville.

Some co-workers of mine were in Wausau around the same time doing work in a hospital, and they brought in THE WHITE PHONE, i.e. the hotline to the White House just in case Dubya choked on his fritters.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I've seen you fritter away
slow as a glacier makes its way down to the Rhine

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.sptsb.com/AbundFritterBill.jpg

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 12 November 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

I'm bored. What is ILE doing at the weekend, then?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Half-hour, 6 hours - what's the difference?

This weekend = Wes Craven werewolves (I think) & medium well cow flesh.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

20 minutes...i've done nothing but listen to dead meadow albums today and my head is spinning.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

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