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Hmmm. My first impression from looking at the picture was that the guy probably wanted to get with one or both of those girls, but there was just no way he was ever going to try to do anything about it. Like, it might not even cross his mind that he has an opportunity right there.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Hooters are basically tits, right? Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters", unless he'd want to look like a total pig?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear Lord.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, this guy (wherever or whoever he is), his ears must be burning (it's his loins that are burning in the photo)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

xxpost http://www.hooters.com/

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

"That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something"

right!

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's a PRedator Ship.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters"

He heard something about owls being cool at the moment, but he couldn't find a O RLY t-shirt?

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

You say that, but I think you don't mean it.
xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

Ask Ned Raggett, he might know

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know whether I should begin to explain the place of restaurants like Hooters in American culture, coupled with the ascendancy of raunch-dominated "girl power" -- or whether I should just give up.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Look at his posture! He seems so sad and powerless. He's a goon, but I can't imagine this guy being very aggressive.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

CSI: ILX

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

"Hey Kevin, why don't you take your cousins upstairs, maybe you guys can play Nintendo or something? And I got you some beers too!"

"Yeah mom, whatever"

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

jaymc, do you really feel you have a comprehensive understanding of girl power/the place of Hooters in american culture?? xposts

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, hes definitely not aggressive. he is just waiting and hoping.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Ask Ned Raggett, he might know

Some psychic depths are best left unplumbed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a restaurant called "Hooters" in the US? Christ! Has anyone complained about it?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think this is a dorm room. Note the window unit and non-dorm room style furniture. Def. think this dude lives with his mom.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Certainly not comprehensive, Ian, but more than a Finn.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

No. Never.


xpost

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

You guys realize Tuomas is jerking your chains, right?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh good point, Sam. Yeah, that dresser is def. not dorm room material.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, people have complained about Hooters.

Hooters has their own airline, believe or not. You can go on a flight somewhere and the flight attendents are Hooters girls and they serve Hooters food.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah Ally, I forget every once in a while, but I do maintain that Tuomas left ILX a few months ago and that "lixnixn" is a parody-Tuomas.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

"Hey Kevin, why don't you take your cousins upstairs, maybe you guys can play Nintendo or something? And I got you some beers too!"

"Yeah mom, whatever"

-- Markelby (boyincorduroy@y

Barry otm!

(xxxpost also ally otm - "yhbt yhl hand" etc)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

But unfortunately, the Hooters girls won't use the bathroom with the door open.

Sam's right, by the way. The curtain above the window definitely makes it not a dorm room.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

What makes a "Hooters girl"? Do they have to have big tits or something?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost to what sam said. the air-conditioner is the dead giveaway that this isn't a dorm (i.e., we weren't allowed to have 'em where i went to college).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it is not a house with parents. Possibly off-campus apartment, or recently-graduated.

But then why would they be in his ROOM? Why not playing beer pong or flip cup or some such beer game?

So many questions...I doubt I shall sleep this evening...

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- fucking hooters airline doesn't fly to allentown from newark so i can't get to shows at jeff the pigeon.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

CSI: ILX

According to the EXIF/xpacket data in the JPEG the image was taken on

2004:11:23 15:28:59

and

it wasn't actually taken... it was scanned by:

Noritsu SI-1080 Film Scanner Model DLS1640


It was cropped this January in adobe ps cs2.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, I didn't realize that there was a fake Tuomas.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

It was taken at 3.30 in the afternoon? That's interesting...

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost to what sam said. the air-conditioner is the dead giveaway that this isn't a dorm (i.e., we weren't allowed to have 'em where i went to college).

Never stopped a lot of people! I have no idea how some didn't get caught....

but you're more than likely right. Also the dresser and bed don't look like dorm issue.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

... oh right, it was scanned at 3.30

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Why should I be jerking your chains? I just find the idea of a restaurant called "Hooters" kinda weird (especially if it's really a restaurant and not a strip joint), since no one could pull it off here.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm guessing it's guy at parent's house, guy's underage sister or cousin, and orange girl on the end is really "hawt" friend that he begged relative to bring over to "chill, you know, drink some beers" at some point.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Right, so who took the photo then? Any guesses?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Because there's obviously 4 people in the room (and maybe more)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

THERE'S ONE UNDER THE BED!!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, no, sorry.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

you can sorta see the athlete girl's tit

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

No way, I never noticed that

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

The DVD cases on right are from Blockbuster right?

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

You can indeed. I broke it down enough earlier that I left that one to be discovered, but I did pick up on the side-boob earlier.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Tuomas I am almost 100% certain you've asked questions about Hooters before.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link


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