lmao bari
― mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 04:21 (one year ago) link
at least one other person!!!
― mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 04:22 (one year ago) link
his comment on Assange the other day reminded me he has no attention span, isn’t really tuned into politics, and may think Julian is the name of the trans person living with his ex
― mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 04:24 (one year ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 04:25 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk claims risk of his assassination is 'quite significant' https://t.co/chc44A0acp pic.twitter.com/9zzz2DgCGn— New York Post (@nypost) December 4, 2022
― 龜, Monday, 5 December 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link
lol lets go
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 12:45 (one year ago) link
Don't worry this is just a simulation.
― nashwan, Monday, 5 December 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link
Maybe it's just me but things are starting to feel a littlehttps://theultimaterabbit.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/boogie-nights-thomas-jane-photo.jpgat this point
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 December 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link
Get some sleep Elon.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 5 December 2022 13:48 (one year ago) link
the risk of elon musk's assassination is not significant enough imo
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link
the super rich should be made to think at least a little bit
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link
twitter playing the yoko role in the minds of tesla fanatics
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 December 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link
https://toyanimal.info/wiki/Pink_flabby_whalefish
― | (Latham Green), Monday, 5 December 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
Tesla stock having yet another bad day I see? Lovely.
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Monday, 5 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
it had a lil rally a few days ago and is now giving it back ah well
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
it's because of this https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-05/tesla-reduces-shanghai-output-in-latest-sign-of-sluggish-demand.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 December 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link
crazy that ~3 years ago it was at $15
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link
and https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-cuts-dec-model-y-output-shanghai-plant-by-over-20-versus-nov-sources-2022-12-05/
the tesla response (they don't have a PR deparment lol) was "this is false news".
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 5 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
but I thought the advertisers were coming back to Twitter!! I know that has fuck all to do with Tesla but neither does anything related to their stock price.
― frogbs, Monday, 5 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
that article doesnt mention it but apparently theres been a lot of bad press re tesla quality and safety in china
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
MonTake Apple to taskTueTest Starship's Raptor 2 enginesWedAnnounce machine/brain interface human trials in <1 yearThuDeliver first 500-mile range $TSLA SemisFriReveal how politicians control MSM & social mediaThat's *some of* @elonmusk 's week.What did you do?— James Stephenson (@ICannot_Enough) December 2, 2022
Kings of yore had to pay their obsequious hangers on at least.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 5 December 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
that guy would pay extra for twitter blue
― mh, Monday, 5 December 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
Monday, take apple to taskTuesday, rocketship go fastWednesday, a keyboardless bashIt's friday, make a kid
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 December 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link
this happened in China. there was some discussion about whether this video was completely on the up and up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kf3I_OyDlI
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link
lol Sufjan
― castanuts (DJP), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link
That large penises are seen as desirable is just another symptom of western degeneration. Large penises are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Small penises indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood. pic.twitter.com/J0KKyGjFWj— The Hellenist ☀️ (@The_Hellenist) December 5, 2022
AHHHHHH WHAT pic.twitter.com/H4nEqQnkJR— Cosmic Jenny ~ ✨ (@jenny_b_3) December 5, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link
"savage genetics" huh
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link
I that guy would pay extra for twitter blueHe can afford it, he makes at least $785.40 a month from his Tesla fan blog
― more crankable (sic), Monday, 5 December 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link
20+ Neuralink workers came forward to expose Elon Musk mishandling & abuse, leading to federal investigations with a long lists of his completely stupid and dangerous decisions."The company has killed about 1,500 animals" thanks to Elon's lack of skill.https://t.co/0QFS71qU8V— Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov) December 6, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 04:03 (one year ago) link
one presumes that if he were more skilled, there would be a lot more dead animals
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 04:16 (one year ago) link
It just made me think of this:
https://morbotron.com/video/S07E10/_HfuFe_Nz77iB0f23i5L7mr3puM=.gif
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 05:32 (one year ago) link
Killing dogs might be the only way to get people to turn on him en masse.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 05:53 (one year ago) link
BTW I did work experience at a medical research lab and yeah they do not treat animals all that great, its kind of gross.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 05:59 (one year ago) link
all the small penis trolling from Grimes is kind of ironic if you believe any of what Azealia Banks wrote about her experience "collaborating" with Grimes
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
i mean all those ppl are kind of terrible but banks can also be (meanly) funny
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link
as soon as you hear that grimes smells like a roll of quarters you know its true
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link
living my life specifically in a way that azealia will not cross my path and have the opportunity to roast me
― mh, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link
feels like some law's gotta be broken here
Elon Musk has converted some rooms at Twitter HQ into bedrooms for employees as part of the "extremely hardcore" Twitter 2.0. They look like sad hotel rooms, per a photo shared with @Forbes. From me & @cfarivar https://t.co/G61HTgzFxg— Katharine Schwab (@SchwabKatharine) December 6, 2022
UPDATE: Elon Musk terminated the contract employing the striking janitors. "We have about 48 families out of work. And it just so happens that it’s three weeks before Christmas,” their union president said. https://t.co/RAzWmHMTPA— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) December 6, 2022
― frogbs, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
reading replies is broken for some users (not for me)
https://downdetector.com/status/twitter/
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
intermittently broken for me
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link
it's happening! free us! pic.twitter.com/TZLbr2dTAL— Atrios (@Atrios) December 6, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link
funny that i just got an error that the tweet wouldn't load when i clicked on it to go over to twitter
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link
User reports indicate possible problems at Twitter
Yeah, no shit.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link
Very broken for me today in terms of retrieving replies. Thought I had been "shadow suspended" at first
― dell (del), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link
the api is just returning a 403 and a file called error_log.json that's empty
― frogbs, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link
haa
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link
my bots are still tweeting fwiw
downdetector says whatever happened is over :-(
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
start a hot news rumor on Twitter, get it going again
like a celebrity death or something
Blake Lively, Blake Lively died....that'll generate traffic and overload servers
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link