Elon Musk

his comment on Assange the other day reminded me he has no attention span, isn’t really tuned into politics, and may think Julian is the name of the trans person living with his ex

lmao

Elon Musk claims risk of his assassination is 'quite significant' https://t.co/chc44A0acp pic.twitter.com/9zzz2DgCGn

— New York Post (@nypost) December 4, 2022

lol lets go

Don't worry this is just a simulation.

Maybe it's just me but things are starting to feel a little
https://theultimaterabbit.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/boogie-nights-thomas-jane-photo.jpg
at this point

Get some sleep Elon.

the risk of elon musk's assassination is not significant enough imo

otm

the super rich should be made to think at least a little bit

twitter playing the yoko role in the minds of tesla fanatics

https://toyanimal.info/wiki/Pink_flabby_whalefish

Tesla stock having yet another bad day I see? Lovely.

it had a lil rally a few days ago and is now giving it back ah well

it's because of this https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-05/tesla-reduces-shanghai-output-in-latest-sign-of-sluggish-demand.

crazy that ~3 years ago it was at $15

and https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-cuts-dec-model-y-output-shanghai-plant-by-over-20-versus-nov-sources-2022-12-05/

the tesla response (they don't have a PR deparment lol) was "this is false news".

but I thought the advertisers were coming back to Twitter!! I know that has fuck all to do with Tesla but neither does anything related to their stock price.

that article doesnt mention it but apparently theres been a lot of bad press re tesla quality and safety in china

Mon
Take Apple to task

Tue
Test Starship's Raptor 2 engines

Wed
Announce machine/brain interface human trials in <1 year

Thu
Deliver first 500-mile range $TSLA Semis

Fri
Reveal how politicians control MSM & social media

That's *some of* @elonmusk 's week.

What did you do?

— James Stephenson (@ICannot_Enough) December 2, 2022

Kings of yore had to pay their obsequious hangers on at least.

that guy would pay extra for twitter blue

Monday, take apple to task
Tuesday, rocketship go fast
Wednesday, a keyboardless bash
It's friday, make a kid

this happened in China. there was some discussion about whether this video was completely on the up and up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kf3I_OyDlI

lol Sufjan

That large penises are seen as desirable is just another symptom of western degeneration. Large penises are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Small penises indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood. pic.twitter.com/J0KKyGjFWj

— The Hellenist ☀️ (@The_Hellenist) December 5, 2022

AHHHHHH WHAT pic.twitter.com/H4nEqQnkJR

— Cosmic Jenny ~ ✨ (@jenny_b_3) December 5, 2022

"savage genetics" huh

I that guy would pay extra for twitter blue

He can afford it, he makes at least $785.40 a month from his Tesla fan blog

20+ Neuralink workers came forward to expose Elon Musk mishandling & abuse, leading to federal investigations with a long lists of his completely stupid and dangerous decisions.

"The company has killed about 1,500 animals" thanks to Elon's lack of skill.https://t.co/0QFS71qU8V

— Rafael Shimunov is on Mastodon (@rafaelshimunov) December 6, 2022

one presumes that if he were more skilled, there would be a lot more dead animals

It just made me think of this:

https://morbotron.com/video/S07E10/_HfuFe_Nz77iB0f23i5L7mr3puM=.gif

Killing dogs might be the only way to get people to turn on him en masse.

BTW I did work experience at a medical research lab and yeah they do not treat animals all that great, its kind of gross.

all the small penis trolling from Grimes is kind of ironic if you believe any of what Azealia Banks wrote about her experience "collaborating" with Grimes

i mean all those ppl are kind of terrible but banks can also be (meanly) funny

as soon as you hear that grimes smells like a roll of quarters you know its true

living my life specifically in a way that azealia will not cross my path and have the opportunity to roast me

feels like some law's gotta be broken here

Elon Musk has converted some rooms at Twitter HQ into bedrooms for employees as part of the "extremely hardcore" Twitter 2.0. They look like sad hotel rooms, per a photo shared with @Forbes. From me & @cfarivar https://t.co/G61HTgzFxg

— Katharine Schwab (@SchwabKatharine) December 6, 2022

UPDATE: Elon Musk terminated the contract employing the striking janitors.

"We have about 48 families out of work. And it just so happens that it’s three weeks before Christmas,” their union president said. https://t.co/RAzWmHMTPA

— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) December 6, 2022

reading replies is broken for some users (not for me)

https://downdetector.com/status/twitter/

intermittently broken for me

it's happening! free us! pic.twitter.com/TZLbr2dTAL

— Atrios (@Atrios) December 6, 2022

funny that i just got an error that the tweet wouldn't load when i clicked on it to go over to twitter

User reports indicate possible problems at Twitter

Yeah, no shit.

Very broken for me today in terms of retrieving replies. Thought I had been "shadow suspended" at first

the api is just returning a 403 and a file called error_log.json that's empty

haa

my bots are still tweeting fwiw

downdetector says whatever happened is over :-(

start a hot news rumor on Twitter, get it going again

like a celebrity death or something

Blake Lively, Blake Lively died....that'll generate traffic and overload servers

I mean if the World Cup hasn't done it...

xxxp random restaurant is one of the accounts I liked best on twitter.