i could i guess
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link
i also told someone i would put it on mastadon lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link
apparently theres one for bots not sure how that works
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
it does sounds good tho
mastodon is a janky twitter clone attached to badly-designed protocols in 2023 websites are coming back
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
i wish i was better at computers i would build a twitter rival that uses ai to constantly change its ui based on usage patterns, it would be the worst thing ever
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
yeah that sounds horrible
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
just let the computer do whatever it wants, its computer time now
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
mastodon needs more good bots
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link
lol I was dreaming of a Twitter rip-off last night which just squashes it into a random sort of classic Winamp skins on each refresh
― nashwan, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link
eq sliders as a means of rating each tweet
― nashwan, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link
ha nice yeah we need to bring that
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
Ah yes
Elon Musk's business confidants are sleeping in new bedrooms at Twitter HQ that have been converted from unused offices. Musk is having one made for him. https://t.co/Y3rq9WWEtC— Business Insider (@BusinessInsider) December 6, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link
tired: work from homewired: home at work
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link
next hot trend: indentured servitude, but with an attractive salary
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 December 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
Plus handy for a CEO with a history of sexual harassment.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link
i'm finding that tweet clickthrus from newsletters (and on ilx) are breaking in chrome/mac, started during the elon era
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 01:04 (one year ago) link
so this latest "Twitter files" thing is, uh...they hired a lawyer to review documents before sending them to Elon. who he just fired, lmao
really amazing how these guys keep going "oh god oh FUCK oh holy shit man you. will. not. believe this shit right here, it's even more corrupt than I could've possibly imagined" before revealing something like "Twitter paid BILLIONS in federal taxes!". its real cartoon shit
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:53 (one year ago) link
He worked for the FBI so, you know, DEEP STATE
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link
Matt Taibbi has probably never had a real job and doesn’t know what they’re like
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:00 (one year ago) link
NEW: Ads from roughly 40 brands, including Amazon, Uber and Snap, are appearing on white nationalist pages after Elon Musk granted amnesty to previously suspended Twitter accounts. The inadvertant placement of brand ads is fallout from new amnesty policy. https://t.co/2wAqZAkl9h— Faiz Siddiqui (@faizsays) December 7, 2022
hahahah what you up to WaPo
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:06 (one year ago) link
let them fight
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link
the Twitter Files stuff feels like russiagate for elon musk fans. the breathless threads, all totally incomprehensible, with the assumed shared understanding of why the latest revelation is HUGE https://t.co/SViwm3tQhY— libby watson (@libbycwatson) December 7, 2022
lol exactly looking at taibbis replies and its all people posting popcorn gif, but i doubt any of them could explain what the scandal is
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:19 (one year ago) link
"Jim Baker - the Reagan guy or the televangelist? They're still alive? Why was a televangelist working for Twitter?"
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:23 (one year ago) link
no one should be able to work for reagan god and twitter at the same time
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:26 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjWDpyHXoAAl99i?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link
I love the “the Deep stateness is coming from inside the building!” twist
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 03:30 (one year ago) link
WaPo ads are literally the only ones I now see (haven't blocked them, as I do every other advertiser, as it also blocks news stories from them)
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link
Great, so does this mean Elon is going to start digging for Fauci dick pics now, too?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 12:46 (one year ago) link
Anyone else really losing track of the plotlines? This show was better in season 1.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 13:25 (one year ago) link
i still read the recaps tho
― a (waterface), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 13:31 (one year ago) link
I just gave the Open AI beta the prompt "Write a screenplay about Elon Musk and the fall of twitter"
FADE IN
EXT. CITY STREET - DAY
We open on a typical city street. The sun is shining, people walking by, buses and cars on the street.
EXT. ELON MUSK'S OFFICE - DAY
We then cut to the office of Elon Musk. He is sitting in his chair, looking out the window. He looks tired and stressed.
ELON MUSK
It's been a long few weeks.
INT. ELON MUSK'S OFFICE - DAY
He is looking at his computer, deep in thought. He takes a deep breath and then turns to his assistant.
What's the latest on Twitter?
ELON'S ASSISTANT
It doesn't look good. The stock has been falling for weeks. People are losing faith in the company.
I need to do something. I can't let this happen.
EXT. STREET - DAY
We see Elon walking down the street, making phone calls and sending emails. He looks determined.
EXT. TWITTER HEADQUARTERS - DAY
We then cut to the headquarters of Twitter. Elon is walking in, flanked by his team. He looks around and takes a deep breath.
Let's get to work.
INT. TWITTER HEADQUARTERS - DAY
We see Elon and his team working on strategies to turn the company around. They are discussing different ideas and ways to improve the company. After a few hours, they come up with a plan.
We then see Elon and his team walking out of the building. Elon looks determined.
We can do this. We can turn this around.
We see Elon walking down the street, with a new purpose and energy. He looks confident and determined.
FADE OUT.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 13:58 (one year ago) link
"Write a screenplay about Elon Musk, twitter and hunter biden's penis"
We see Elon Musk at his desk, typing on his laptop. The camera pans to a large TV screen next to him.
ELON
Ah, this is the life.
Suddenly, a tweet appears on the TV screen. It reads:
"Look at Hunter Biden's penis!"
Elon looks up from his laptop, shocked. He takes a deep breath and looks around the room, unsure of what to do. He shakes his head and then looks back at the TV screen.
INT. ELON'S OFFICE - LATER
Elon is sitting at his desk, now surrounded by several people. He is furiously typing on his laptop.
Okay, let's do this.
The people around him nod in agreement.
First, I'm going to tweet out a link to an article about Hunter Biden's penis.
The group nods in agreement again.
Then, I'm going to tweet out a link to a video of Hunter Biden's penis.
The group looks at each other with a mix of shock and disgust.
Then, I'm going to tweet out an opinion piece on why Hunter Biden's penis should be discussed in the public sphere.
The group slowly nods in agreement.
And finally, I'm going to tweet out a link to a petition to get Hunter Biden's penis removed from Twitter.
The group stares at Elon, unsure of what to do. Elon looks around the room and then back at the TV screen.
Let's do this.
Everyone in the room nods in agreement.
FADE OUT
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link
"Musk has told employees to imagine they had a bomb strapped to their heads in an effort to get them to move faster"https://t.co/NDZsj8WgcQ— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) December 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link
I'm not going to put that into the AI, but I can already imagine the results.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, December 7, 2022 7:25 AM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
this whole thing reminds me of that adage that books & radio are often more thrilling than film because you have to use your imagination to come up with things that you find scary or exciting. all Republican politics is based off these giant MacGuffins, like there's always some bombshell on the email server (that Hillary destroyed with bleach!), or there's something explosive in the laptop (otherwise why would BIG TECH want to censor it?!?), or there are all these secret underground pizza meetings that they can't produce any actual evidence of which in itself is evidence of how good they are at covering their tracks!! but they know the truth!! which I think is why this whole thing is a massive dude, not only is there no smoking gun here but it seems obvious now that all Twitter did was remove someone's nudes at the request of the Biden campaign (which is reasonable!) and had a lot of internal debate given the politically charged nature of it (also reasonable!) it ruins the illusion that there was something more sinister and overtly political going on here which of course is why they're going to quadruple down on it from now until 2032
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link
or worse...imagine you're inside a Tesla
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:19 (one year ago) link
we all know he's a massive dude
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:19 (one year ago) link
If I had a bomb strapped to my head and Apartheid Manbaby was my boss I would simply E Honda myself into his midsection as violently as possible
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/DYwg5sFqikwAAAAM/simpsons-homer-simpson.gif
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjYcHvwWQA8WuS0?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link
If Musk really wanted to make bank he would rent all those rooms at SF rates.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link
who is this fucking guy's lawyer? pretty sure when you're accused of a crime the last thing you want to say is "well yeah but what about this other thing???"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link
idk if zoning code violation really rises to the level of crime
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:33 (one year ago) link
well don't admit to the zoning violation
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:43 (one year ago) link
he has a point though: building inspectors should be tackling the child fentanyl problem
― rob, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
have we considered zoning schools as "no fenantyl"
― rob, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:56 (one year ago) link
pretty sure he fired all the lawyers, as if he'd listen to them when the other option on the table was ceaselessly shitposting
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link
i believe that in SF, as in many places, code violations (if determined to have occurred, etc.) are deemed misdemeanors. sarahell, are you lurking in this thread and can you help us?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 15:13 (one year ago) link
regardless elon can admit to making offices into bedrooms it wont affect him, other than the city is going write him a ticket and make him turn them back into offices
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 15:20 (one year ago) link