Elon Musk

god i know why, if there ever was a paranoid sadistic christmas song it's that one

{movie trailer voice}

Hang your stockings

Say your prayers

I like Neil Diamond's version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG_nqUHmEmA

that's pretty much Violent Night

i don't think the playlist is that weird, tbh. back in the day when everybody had an actual itunes library, you'd go visit your friend across the quad and their dormmate's laptop would be open and the playlist would be something like this, scrounged off of kazaa just like they got an earworm and did the bare minimum to acquire the song but didn't have any interest in pulling on the thread. track #6 on elon's playlist is probably 'star wars gangsta rap' and #7 is a weird al song (mislabeled).

ok but what were your friend across the quad's dormmate's reasons for choosing those songs when they were interviewed on KCRW about them

It’s weird to anyone who cares about music, art, or culture, in other words.

i think it's safe to say he doesn't care about any of that (other than the works of stephen king)

he cares about tweets and in some way isnt that the ultimate art

YALL I AM SCREAMING I really don’t know which one he’s talking about pic.twitter.com/5CNQkpp1Z7

— 🕺🏾🪩 (@shOoObz) December 7, 2022

Amazing, new head of Twitter Trust and Safety already having to battle Andy Ngo misinformation campaign against one of her own employees

Let's see if Elon chooses his actual paid professional T&S or his right wing ego fluffer pic.twitter.com/LVwWB9MXbt

— z3dster𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸 (@z3dster) December 9, 2022

funny that elon thinks he can befriend these people

there are few people I hate more than Andy Ngo, who earlier this year, basically called an eyeball witness to a driver intentionally hitting pedestrians during a protest a liar and incited his minions to attack her

there are few people I hate more than Andy Ngo, who earlier this year, basically called an eyeball witness to a driver intentionally hitting pedestrians during a protest a liar and incited his minions to attack her

this couldn't possibly be new twitter head of trust and safety Ella Irwin (@ellagirwin) letting Bari Weiss rifle around in a backend tool that clearly says "Direct Messages" in the sidebar could it? 🤔 https://t.co/qqfoKuvs30

— tom mckay (@thetomzone) December 9, 2022

Three of us resigned from Twitter’s Trust & Safety Council today: @eirliani @podesta_lesley and me. Here’s why https://t.co/h05TblfGIO pic.twitter.com/iqcHvhbgms

— annecollier (@annecollier) December 8, 2022

Correct. For security purposes, the screenshots requested came from me so we could ensure no PII was exposed. We did not give this access to reporters and no, reporters were not accessing user DMs.

— Ella Irwin (@ellagirwin) December 9, 2022

How did this work, though, @ellagirwin? If reporters didn't have access to DMs, what was the process?

Did they give Twitter officials search queries to run on the DMs, and have you retrieve relevant ones?

Did Twitter officials pick out the DMs yourselves to give reporters?

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) December 9, 2022

so glad I never used my gov name on Twitter.

good chance theyve got you linked to it in their data anyway

google for "buttface-mcgee" and find Neanderthal

pt 3 of THE TWITTER FILES is entirely dedicated to the output of ilxor neanderthal 👍🏽

greenwald already firing up the outrage machine

theyre so lazy they need to do better

Most people's disinterest in this is enraging these guys

cool

hope they rage-stroke out, every last one of them

Dream of Twitter one day being broken to the point where everyone can only see their own Tweets and all recreate I Am Legend

much-followed accounts that follow no one: mel brooks 👈🏽

Please stay on strike if you’re going to leave Top Gun Maverick off this list @aoscott

seriously how many of these films have you seen / heard of… for me it’s 0 / 2 ! pic.twitter.com/UxW6tJJOO9

— @jason (@Jason) December 9, 2022

Top Gun Maverick was great!

NYTimes has gone “full woke”.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 9, 2022

on cinema at the cinema twitter crossover event

Not only did the NYT fail to list Top Gun Maverick. It doesn't even have a comics page!

Has anyone counted how many times this guy tweets a day?

I love that we’ve now reached the Star Wars nerd state of “Not liking my favourite film is oppression” in record time. I’d settle for that level of bedshitting

idek who would want to be a critic anymore. a local theatre review here generated a 7 paragraph essay from someone in the production, that was reposted by like 15 other people, who had a list of demands of things the critic 'needed' to include next time and ongoing in all reviews (even though dude is on an oppressively small word count). Like they think the critic is their publicist.

and then the example above, butthurt IP fanboys hershey squirting their keyboards because AO Scott didn't think the newest Jackass should be film of the century (no shade on that franchise tho which I love).

I think the thing you have to understand about twitter is there is an entire heavily monetized ecosystem that has kept itself fueled up for years on the self-fulfilling prophesy that they’re perpetually victimized by every conceivable entity in the world, and that’s elon’s market

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 9, 2022

J4ckass will be on my 2022 ballot (and was my first Jackass anything)

Wow, you've got a lot of awesome Jackass movies (and TV shows) to catch up with!

I still need to see it. have loved the other films in the series. nothing makes me laugh more than Johnny Knoxville flipping a golf cart in whichever one that was.

That was #1

Filmed at my hometown mini golf course!

I really expected him to lose interest by now, and set his sights on Martian moss farming or whatever.. but if this is a manic episode, it's a sustained one. He even lives in the building now

It's his new toy. He'll play with it until it's so broken it's no fun any more.

Elon is now replying in agreement to Lara Logan, who was recently banned from Newsmax for spreading conspiracies about a “global cabal” of UN officials who “dine on the blood of children”: https://t.co/6DX1xNZ2lx pic.twitter.com/jTqLhhYzUl

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) December 9, 2022

It really can't be overstated just how much of a shameless liar Elon is pic.twitter.com/cpEa0Rcndl

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) December 9, 2022

Taibbi's rolling out Part 3, fwiw. All about events leading up to Trump's account being suspended. As before, all the selective screenshots are supposed to look like some big anti-Trump collusion, but clearly they just show people trying to do a kind of impossible job (monitoring election disinformation) in a crazy environment.

I don't know a single person, even Elon fellator, who gives a fuck about that tonight, lol.

they really gotta work on theatrics more

the effort is very low all around

why do they keep doing this on friday nights lol

idk I used to spend my late 20s grabbing a bottle of Jamesson, inviting friends over, renting a projector, and reading Tweet threads together

this is so dumb

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjlO_M-XEAI5JXZ?format=jpg&name=large

FIFTY-TWO

jesus fucking christ, if only there was a non-Twitter medium in which lengthier stories could be published. alas, Twitter is our only option

Twitter is the perfect publishing platform to pretend to do journalism but never provide actual context or details. It's just headline after headline.