there are few people I hate more than Andy Ngo, who earlier this year, basically called an eyeball witness to a driver intentionally hitting pedestrians during a protest a liar and incited his minions to attack her
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link
this couldn't possibly be new twitter head of trust and safety Ella Irwin (@ellagirwin) letting Bari Weiss rifle around in a backend tool that clearly says "Direct Messages" in the sidebar could it? š¤ https://t.co/qqfoKuvs30— tom mckay (@thetomzone) December 9, 2022
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link
Three of us resigned from Twitterās Trust & Safety Council today: @eirliani @podesta_lesley and me. Hereās why https://t.co/h05TblfGIO pic.twitter.com/iqcHvhbgms— annecollier (@annecollier) December 8, 2022
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 9 December 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link
Correct. For security purposes, the screenshots requested came from me so we could ensure no PII was exposed. We did not give this access to reporters and no, reporters were not accessing user DMs.— Ella Irwin (@ellagirwin) December 9, 2022
How did this work, though, @ellagirwin? If reporters didn't have access to DMs, what was the process? Did they give Twitter officials search queries to run on the DMs, and have you retrieve relevant ones?Did Twitter officials pick out the DMs yourselves to give reporters?— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) December 9, 2022
― lagān, Friday, 9 December 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
so glad I never used my gov name on Twitter.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
good chance theyve got you linked to it in their data anyway
― lagān, Friday, 9 December 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
google for "buttface-mcgee" and find Neanderthal
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
pt 3 of THE TWITTER FILES is entirely dedicated to the output of ilxor neanderthal šš½
― mark s, Friday, 9 December 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
greenwald already firing up the outrage machine
― mark s, Friday, 9 December 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
theyre so lazy they need to do better
― lagān, Friday, 9 December 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link
Most people's disinterest in this is enraging these guys
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link
cool
― G. DāArcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link
hope they rage-stroke out, every last one of them
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link
Dream of Twitter one day being broken to the point where everyone can only see their own Tweets and all recreate I Am Legend
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link
much-followed accounts that follow no one: mel brooks šš½
― mark s, Friday, 9 December 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
Please stay on strike if youāre going to leave Top Gun Maverick off this list @aoscott seriously how many of these films have you seen / heard ofā¦ for me itās 0 / 2 ! pic.twitter.com/UxW6tJJOO9— @jason (@Jason) December 9, 2022
Top Gun Maverick was great!NYTimes has gone āfull wokeā.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 9, 2022
on cinema at the cinema twitter crossover event
― lagān, Friday, 9 December 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
Not only did the NYT fail to list Top Gun Maverick. It doesn't even have a comics page!
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link
Has anyone counted how many times this guy tweets a day?
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link
I love that weāve now reached the Star Wars nerd state of āNot liking my favourite film is oppressionā in record time. Iād settle for that level of bedshitting
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link
idek who would want to be a critic anymore. a local theatre review here generated a 7 paragraph essay from someone in the production, that was reposted by like 15 other people, who had a list of demands of things the critic 'needed' to include next time and ongoing in all reviews (even though dude is on an oppressively small word count). Like they think the critic is their publicist.
and then the example above, butthurt IP fanboys hershey squirting their keyboards because AO Scott didn't think the newest Jackass should be film of the century (no shade on that franchise tho which I love).
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
I think the thing you have to understand about twitter is there is an entire heavily monetized ecosystem that has kept itself fueled up for years on the self-fulfilling prophesy that theyāre perpetually victimized by every conceivable entity in the world, and thatās elonās market— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 9, 2022
― borrowed Ostalgia for the unremembered 80s (MoominTrollin), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
J4ckass will be on my 2022 ballot (and was my first Jackass anything)
― more crankable (sic), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
Wow, you've got a lot of awesome Jackass movies (and TV shows) to catch up with!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 December 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
I still need to see it. have loved the other films in the series. nothing makes me laugh more than Johnny Knoxville flipping a golf cart in whichever one that was.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link
That was #1
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 9 December 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link
Filmed at my hometown mini golf course!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 December 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link
I really expected him to lose interest by now, and set his sights on Martian moss farming or whatever.. but if this is a manic episode, it's a sustained one. He even lives in the building now
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 9 December 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link
It's his new toy. He'll play with it until it's so broken it's no fun any more.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 9 December 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link
Elon is now replying in agreement to Lara Logan, who was recently banned from Newsmax for spreading conspiracies about a āglobal cabalā of UN officials who ādine on the blood of childrenā: https://t.co/6DX1xNZ2lx pic.twitter.com/jTqLhhYzUl— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) December 9, 2022
― lagān, Friday, 9 December 2022 23:58 (one year ago) link
It really can't be overstated just how much of a shameless liar Elon is pic.twitter.com/cpEa0Rcndl— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) December 9, 2022
― lagān, Friday, 9 December 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link
Taibbi's rolling out Part 3, fwiw. All about events leading up to Trump's account being suspended. As before, all the selective screenshots are supposed to look like some big anti-Trump collusion, but clearly they just show people trying to do a kind of impossible job (monitoring election disinformation) in a crazy environment.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 10 December 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link
I don't know a single person, even Elon fellator, who gives a fuck about that tonight, lol.
they really gotta work on theatrics more
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 December 2022 01:31 (one year ago) link
the effort is very low all around
― lagān, Saturday, 10 December 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link
why do they keep doing this on friday nights lol
― Clay, Saturday, 10 December 2022 01:34 (one year ago) link
idk I used to spend my late 20s grabbing a bottle of Jamesson, inviting friends over, renting a projector, and reading Tweet threads together
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 December 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link
this is so dumb
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjlO_M-XEAI5JXZ?format=jpg&name=large
― lagān, Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:08 (one year ago) link
FIFTY-TWO
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:12 (one year ago) link
jesus fucking christ, if only there was a non-Twitter medium in which lengthier stories could be published. alas, Twitter is our only option
Twitter is the perfect publishing platform to pretend to do journalism but never provide actual context or details. It's just headline after headline.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
this is the JFK for this generation
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:20 (one year ago) link
my head is spinning as i countenance the dense tangle of orwellian unwords like "bounce"
― Clay, Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:26 (one year ago) link
Companies use internal jargon, news at 11
― jaymc, Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
pretty easy to grift readers if they hang onto your every word, just say a company is doing something mundane and then act as if it's never been done before
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link
at least a bounced account wasn't 86'ed
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link
Damn, Taibbi 51'd everyone, overbearing mod behavior imo
― DPRK in Cincinnati (WmC), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:49 (one year ago) link
Elon is basically just outright making Twitter part of the right-wing media ecosystem ā allowing people to say what they want, for now, but he guides the narrative. Or at least that seems to be the idea. But he can't really do that and have Twitter be any semblance of its former self. It still seems like this just ends up with a Twitter no one wants.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:58 (one year ago) link
he'll probably die in a strange way.
hopefully at least
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 December 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link
like ironically in one of his own Teslas, hopefully
Spoiler
At the end of Twitter Files 3 Mulder and Scully find Taibbiās body crammed into a duct that smells suspiciously of Morley cigarettes
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 December 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link
is he going to sue himself
NEW: Elon Musk is threatening to sue Twitter employees who leak confidential information to the press. He's asking staffers to sign a pledge indicating they've understood. Here's the email:— ZoĆ« Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) December 10, 2022
― lagān, Saturday, 10 December 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link