Elon Musk

he may not be the richest man anymore but he's still the most cringe

Oh man that would be an epic troll!!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 14, 2022

So epic.

I thank the discourse on Elon for introducing me to the phrase 'the most divorced man on earth'. Which kinda hits it right on the head.

Divorced from reality.

unfortunately spacex's valuation continues to grow, so elon may not care too much that $TSLA is nosediving

https://www.wsj.com/articles/spacex-eyes-higher-valuation-in-offering-employee-shares-for-sale-11670976045

Twitter has permabanned Jack Sweeney, who ran the Elon Jets account (also banned) pic.twitter.com/0iQxQQmILD

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 14, 2022

Now it appears more accounts that track the private jets of billionaires and celeberties using publicly availble flight data are being suspended. pic.twitter.com/c7pOqRyq4k

— William Turton (@WilliamTurton) December 14, 2022

For now, Sweeney says he is operating accounts tracking Musk's jet on Instagram, Facebook, Telegram, and now Mastodon. https://t.co/iCiJ7CyI3T

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) December 14, 2022

'A threat to my personal safety' whined Prosecute Fauci Man

lol let's bully this guy off the internet

Twitter has now blocked the ability to post a link to the ElonJet Instagram account. pic.twitter.com/qNEcn6uVDF

— Tony Webster (@webster) December 14, 2022

(elon, not the elonjet guy, he's good.)

he's got kids dammit

keeping this one link off twitter is the definition of hardcore engineering

In other words, the same mechanism used to prevent ppl from posting the NY Post article about Hunter Biden's laptop in Oct. 2020?

tried posting it with a link shortener and it gave a spam warning when clicked

this just gets better and better

“i’m not mad i think this is all hilarious!”

“it was all a big joke and you all fell for it! ahahahaha!!”

I don't know why I've always assumed that being thin skinned would be a barrier to success. I guess having been handed success/$$$ by your doddy is perhaps comorbid with that particular trait?

Update, Twitter has changed their policy on open source flight tracking-https://t.co/gHZIiCWnx4

“Under this policy, you can’t share the following types of private information, without the permission of the person who it belongs to:” pic.twitter.com/JPGdd3ZgUl

— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) December 14, 2022

he's got kids dammit

the dammit was probably in response to the realization that he has kids

lol this guys from total free speech allowable under the law to this insanely broad restrictive rule

You may not publish or post other people's private information without their express authorization and permission. We also prohibit threatening to expose private information or incentivizing others to do so.

In addition, you may not share private media, such as images or videos of private individuals, without their consent.

free speech for the dumb

no "live location information ...that would reveal a person's location" would basically prohibit any live coverage of events in any identifiable location?

don't worry they aren't going to enforce it against everyone just people making fun of Elon. Proud boys will still be able to dox trans women

i tried to read just one of the threads posted in here today and tapped out after the third "ok groomer"/anti-trans response I saw within mere seconds.

you used to be able to report heinous posts even if you yourself were suspended. now when I try to, it says "something went wrong". not sure if this is something that changed or if being able to do it before was a loophole

no "live location information ...that would reveal a person's location" would basically prohibit any live coverage of events in any identifiable location?

― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Wednesday, December 14, 2022 5:58 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

not sure what they mean by for media here

For media, the following are not in violation of our policy:

the media is publicly available or is being covered by mainstream media;
the media and the accompanying tweet text add value to the public discourse or are shared in public interest;
contains eyewitness accounts or on the ground reports from developing events;
the subject of the media is a public figure.

https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies/personal-information

seems like elons public jet info should fall under that since hes a public figure

i'd almost respect it if he just said 'i paid $44 billion for this and am gonna make up whatever rules i want, no matter how capricious or inconsistent'

almost

Wait Hello? How long does delay mean @elonmusk

— ElonJet (@ElonJet) December 14, 2022

enjoying elon's first real encounter with board lawyering

Send Tuomas

ok man

Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood.

Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 15, 2022

That is a very disturbing thing that actually happened in real life

making fake lawsuit claims is such a rookie move

my brain filled that in to "Lil Xan"

"legal action" as in a strongly worded letter from Elon's legal team?

or maybe just saying the words legal action in a tweet

Musk sold more than $3 billion in Tesla stock this week. https://t.co/1qdfBSlgYQ

— Matt Ford (@fordm) December 15, 2022

lmao he’s gonna get fired

so if Elon is as Trumpy as I suspect he is the reason why he banned that account is because he's planning to go somewhere soon he doesn't want people to know about

too bad theres elon jet accounts on every other social network

also he let the account back on it just has to allow for a time delay before tweeting the jet details now

nah its banned again lol

ah good stuff

>Get into my Tesla ready to play some GTAV
>Hit 15 pedestrians with my car
>I start up GTAV https://t.co/5RBwVraH4k

— FightClubFan22 (@Fan22Club) December 14, 2022

what the fuck dude

Anyone recognize this person or car? pic.twitter.com/2U0Eyx7iwl

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 15, 2022

just wanna point out A) he's got the license plate and could go to the cops so he's obviously hoping for some vigilante justice here and B) Teslas have cameras fucking everywhere if this guy actually did "jump on his hood" there would definitely be a video

we're arriving at "Elon gets someone murdered" a few months earlier than planned

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new contender for most brutal Elon Musk being owned by his own website moment pic.twitter.com/2slGYw7uRC

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022