too bad theres elon jet accounts on every other social network
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 03:31 (one year ago) link
also he let the account back on it just has to allow for a time delay before tweeting the jet details now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link
nah its banned again lol
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link
ah good stuff
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 03:42 (one year ago) link
>Get into my Tesla ready to play some GTAV>Hit 15 pedestrians with my car>I start up GTAV https://t.co/5RBwVraH4k— FightClubFan22 (@Fan22Club) December 14, 2022
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link
what the fuck dude
Anyone recognize this person or car? pic.twitter.com/2U0Eyx7iwl— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 15, 2022
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 04:13 (one year ago) link
just wanna point out A) he's got the license plate and could go to the cops so he's obviously hoping for some vigilante justice here and B) Teslas have cameras fucking everywhere if this guy actually did "jump on his hood" there would definitely be a video
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link
we're arriving at "Elon gets someone murdered" a few months earlier than planned
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 04:58 (one year ago) link
chefkiss.png
new contender for most brutal Elon Musk being owned by his own website moment pic.twitter.com/2slGYw7uRC— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 December 2022 07:42 (one year ago) link
I don’t believe his claim that he was stalked, if the incident happened as he says then report it to the police, don’t crowd source your minions to run plates. He’s also been friendly with Ian Miles Chong who has previous for “fake anti Facebook attacks” and who has been suggesting to Elon he is now in danger from the left.
― I am using your worlds, Thursday, 15 December 2022 08:50 (one year ago) link
this can only end one way
https://wolfmanscultfilmclub.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/The-Naked-Jungle-1954-killer-man-eating-ants.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2022 09:30 (one year ago) link
somebody stalked lil nas x? i'm confused
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 December 2022 11:47 (one year ago) link
i assume elton is referring to his grimespawn, the wretched X Æ A-Xii
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 December 2022 12:15 (one year ago) link
the wretched X Æ A-Xii placed in a babyseat in an autodriven T$LA programmed to decoy the h8as
― mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link
like el cid but the opposite
― mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2022 12:21 (one year ago) link
dic le
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 December 2022 12:22 (one year ago) link
so many levels
― mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2022 12:23 (one year ago) link
whoaaaa! im whippin my musk track into a frenzy of dic le
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 December 2022 12:27 (one year ago) link
welcome to realiti
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:37 (one year ago) link
so during breaks in my training class I pull ILX up and I've had this thread up and a few times I've come back from break and forgotten to minimize the tab and shared my screen, and though i haven't had the tab open to where the thread can be read, people can see a tab titled Elon Musk.
i'm so paranoid that my class is going to think I like Elon Musk ;_;
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:39 (one year ago) link
like man, I would rather be thought of as ugly than thought to be an Elon stan
lol elon breaking his doxxing rules in his thread about them
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1603257514484711424/photo/1
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:46 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fj_qLU8XwAECPUp?format=jpg&name=medium
What will this mean for Libs of Tik Tok?
Narrator: It meant nothing for Libs of Tik Tok
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link
xpost it was funny seeing him being called out for that and his stans making the "first amendment doesn't apply to gov websites" argument that until now has been usually used *against* them
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
Auctioning kitchen equipment, not paying Twitter’s San Francisco lease, rumors flying about not paying severance, multiple tweets about the Fed, selling $3 billion in Tesla stock … Yikes! I’m very curious about Twitter’s current revenues.
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
Their flight tracking story is clearly meant to distract from the Tesla stock sale, right? This guy isn’t playing 3D chess.
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 15 December 2022 14:59 (one year ago) link
s/their/this
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
yeah prob its silly tho cause most people dont care that he sold the stock and those who do will still notice
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link
this is what Elon Musk was publicly saying on Twitter to Tesla shareholders on the days he was dumping $3.6 billion in $TSLA stock pic.twitter.com/gjl259CxpD— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link
Elon founded Tesla but is now foundering.
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link
help lol
Tesla should announce a buyback immediately and stop the dilution from Elons sales. It also allows the company to take advantage to the low share price Elon has created. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW TESLA BOD - @MartinViecha $tsla— Ross Gerber (@GerberKawasaki) December 15, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link
This in the qts from an Elon stan:
@GerberKawasaki you have to relax my friend. I’ve been badly hurt by the stock drop but I don’t want TSLA or Musk to run the company to support daily trades. Long vision + big goals = big future stock price. Everyone else is welcome to sell. https://t.co/aZpUsN2G7g— Seth Champi (@SethChampi) December 15, 2022
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link
once elon gets rid of the woke mind virus the stock will go through the roof
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link
xp It's a very similar dynamic to that in which most Trump supporters find themselves.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
what does TESLA BOD mean?
― mark s, Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link
https://i.redd.it/gsc8ujrjc5k41.gif
Board Of Directors (I assume you knew that tho)
― sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link
HELLO TESLA BOD CAN YOU HEAR ME IS ANYONE THERE
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link
like a normal bod only all crumpled up because your dumb self-driving car just self-drove into a brick wall
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link
https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/nikola-tesla-orig.jpg
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
When did Dr. Evil start sporting a rug?
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
The Martin Viecha those investor simps keep tagging is head of investor relations and his likes are quite interesting!
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
https://imagez.tmz.com/image/ef/1by1/2022/07/18/ef33dc7e1276494ab5509ae4efbae53f_xl.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/84/32/358432070e48b3dc7127508f2b03a713.jpg
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 15 December 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
as the owner of a torso not dissimilar to elon musk’s who has always struggled with body image issues, thanks to folks who keep posting those shirtless pics of elon for validating my suspicion that actually yeah people are laughing at me when i go swimming
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
Pure cuntery imo, considering everything else about him
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
thanks for speaking up, b.g. i'd really be happy if we collectively dropped the "bodyshaming is cool if the person is rich and powerful" kind of approach, which has been so widespread online, especially since Trump.
i don't think stevie, or any other individual poster, means ill --- but this stuff, collectively, does a LOT of collateral damage to many folks' emotional and even physical well-being.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
Seriously, Elon having a normal middle-aged body is the most/only relatable thing about him.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link
Seems preferable to all the body-fat-obsessed CrossFit Silicon Valley bros.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link