Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

There's one card in the video where Trump (looking like Nicolai Carpathian) is having dinner with a couple while Armageddon rages outside

I really hope I get one these for christmas

omg this is the promo video from trump's nft card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/4Cx9u3Xe6E

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 15, 2022

The video is peak Trump. "Dinner with me. I don't know if that's an amazing price, but it's what we have."

Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!

No Purchase Necessary for the sweepstakes? Is that for some legal reason?

the laser eyes?? the unbelievable crappiness? it’s a fuckin lot, people

xpost yes

dying

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkB_zvQXEAACGJb?format=png&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCAoV8XoAMVeXW?format=jpg&name=medium

https://i.imgur.com/xOXXUz8.png

That infomercial is amazing.

AI art has really come a long way, huh?

i appreciate how traditional all these are astronaut army man fancy boy thats the american male

Trump's "major announcement" turns out to be a series of $99 NFTs that are ugly even by the usual NFT standards. pic.twitter.com/f6r80q2PgB

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022

You might think the Trump NFTs are a scam. But if you buy 45 pics of an NFT like Shotgun Trump or Wall Street Trump — so, roughly $4500 worth — you get a ticket for a "Gala Dinner with Trump" pic.twitter.com/cDqlekG87Y

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022

i am going to acquire this Donald Trump NFT because it is the everyday looking version of him that we all know and love pic.twitter.com/zVnAS3H6xk

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022

Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!

― blatherskite, Thursday, December 15, 2022 11:29 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh my god it's the exact same vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTHw6xryUIU

I want pictures of everybody who buys one of these, can I get that via a FOIA request

the fuckin gold bars one haaaaa

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCM4i7XgAE5faF?format=jpg&name=medium

the stupidest fucking world we live in

that trump steaks vibe. catch it! with TRUMPSTAKES TRADING NFTs

the football one is incredible but i feel they missed a chance to make him more overtly the football coach like they coudlve given a headset or a clipboard

big xp
If you have to buy something to enter a drawing, it's considered gambling.

And the football looks flat in the pic, like Tom Brady's deflategate all over again.

totally read that as "group therapy session with #45", was about to get into crypto

I do not mean any respect by this, but it is pretty impressive how he has just always stayed the same guy no matter what.

Everything he has done is 100 percent in line with 2nd-generation racist real estate scammer from Queens.

big xp
If you have to buy something to enter a drawing, it's considered gambling.

that's probably why they included a very fun and easy way to enter the contest without buying a piece of beautiful nft art:

No Purchase Mail-In Alternate Method of Entry: Beginning November 28, 2022 and continuing throughout the Sweepstakes Entry Period, to receive one (1) entry in the Sweepstakes without making a purchase, complete the following steps: (i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513, with such envelope containing (1) one (1) self-addressed postage paid No. 10 envelope (except Vermont residents are not required to affix return postage), and (2) an index card with Entrant’s first name, last name, postal address e-mail address in non-black pen.

for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up

you can scroll down here to see the approximate cash equivalent values for the prizes:

https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/official-sweepstakes-rules#how-to-enter-the-sweepstakes

for example, you can either claim this amazing prize: "One (1) hour golf game at Trump Golf Palm Beach with President Trump for winner and two (2) guests at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion" ooooooooor you can take the $300 cash equivalent, it's up to you

fucking amazing that people flew thousands of miles in an attempt to murder the vice president and overthrow the government on behalf of this doofus

ok I might pay the $99 for this one

https://i.imgur.com/K1L9pU0.jpg

xpost i'm sure there is definitely no way those mailed envelopes get dumped in the trash

How long until this nob is on Cameo?

you might be wondering, what is the equivalent of winning "One (1) ticket to a 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump, at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion. Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered." ??

as you'd expect, there is no equivalent of that prize. it is "priceless". however, if you must, you can trade that 2000 person zoom call for (1) Exclusive Limited Edition Trump NFT

Non-brown pens too, I would imagine.

lmao

Individual 20 minute meeting with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago at a date and time determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion

$0/Priceless

your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist

"Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered."

ok this is very funny!

Holy shit, I hope someone records the 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump

your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist

omg

I love this part:

A few lucky winners will receive Mystery Prizes! What is it? Even though we can’t reveal what the prizes are, we can tell you you’ll be very happy to receive this Mystery Prize if you’re a President Donald J. Trump fan!

has Trump ever delivered on one of those "have dinner with me" sweepstakes? feels like he's promoting this all the time but never does it

"Where's the Bored Ape Channel?"

https://i.imgur.com/CGDEZEk.jpg

i’d be shocked if even half of these in-person prizes get fulfilled

first prize: a one-hour dinner with donald trump

second prize: a two-hour dinner with donald trump

Third prize is you're fired — as in, Trump will call and leave "You're fired!" as your outgoing voice mail message on your phone.

"really incredible artwork"

the astronaut one looks a lot like Joe Biden

This absolutely made my day.

This would all be beyond hilarious if Trump was still just that douche from The Apprentice but as is it just adds another item to the list of reasons why I can't vacate this insane timeline soon enough

Like there's a non-zero chance that this human shart could be president. Again. Nothing about any of this is okay.

i been hacked
all my trumps gone