Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Everything he has done is 100 percent in line with 2nd-generation racist real estate scammer from Queens.

big xp
If you have to buy something to enter a drawing, it's considered gambling.

that's probably why they included a very fun and easy way to enter the contest without buying a piece of beautiful nft art:

No Purchase Mail-In Alternate Method of Entry: Beginning November 28, 2022 and continuing throughout the Sweepstakes Entry Period, to receive one (1) entry in the Sweepstakes without making a purchase, complete the following steps: (i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513, with such envelope containing (1) one (1) self-addressed postage paid No. 10 envelope (except Vermont residents are not required to affix return postage), and (2) an index card with Entrant’s first name, last name, postal address e-mail address in non-black pen.

for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up

you can scroll down here to see the approximate cash equivalent values for the prizes:

https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/official-sweepstakes-rules#how-to-enter-the-sweepstakes

for example, you can either claim this amazing prize: "One (1) hour golf game at Trump Golf Palm Beach with President Trump for winner and two (2) guests at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion" ooooooooor you can take the $300 cash equivalent, it's up to you

fucking amazing that people flew thousands of miles in an attempt to murder the vice president and overthrow the government on behalf of this doofus

ok I might pay the $99 for this one

https://i.imgur.com/K1L9pU0.jpg

xpost i'm sure there is definitely no way those mailed envelopes get dumped in the trash

How long until this nob is on Cameo?

you might be wondering, what is the equivalent of winning "One (1) ticket to a 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump, at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion. Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered." ??

as you'd expect, there is no equivalent of that prize. it is "priceless". however, if you must, you can trade that 2000 person zoom call for (1) Exclusive Limited Edition Trump NFT

Non-brown pens too, I would imagine.

lmao

Individual 20 minute meeting with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago at a date and time determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion

$0/Priceless

your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist

"Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered."

ok this is very funny!

Holy shit, I hope someone records the 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump

your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist

omg

I love this part:

A few lucky winners will receive Mystery Prizes! What is it? Even though we can’t reveal what the prizes are, we can tell you you’ll be very happy to receive this Mystery Prize if you’re a President Donald J. Trump fan!

has Trump ever delivered on one of those "have dinner with me" sweepstakes? feels like he's promoting this all the time but never does it

"Where's the Bored Ape Channel?"

https://i.imgur.com/CGDEZEk.jpg

i’d be shocked if even half of these in-person prizes get fulfilled

first prize: a one-hour dinner with donald trump

second prize: a two-hour dinner with donald trump

Third prize is you're fired — as in, Trump will call and leave "You're fired!" as your outgoing voice mail message on your phone.

"really incredible artwork"

the astronaut one looks a lot like Joe Biden

This absolutely made my day.

This would all be beyond hilarious if Trump was still just that douche from The Apprentice but as is it just adds another item to the list of reasons why I can't vacate this insane timeline soon enough

Like there's a non-zero chance that this human shart could be president. Again. Nothing about any of this is okay.

i been hacked
all my trumps gone

Why is the "hand signed memorabilia" one signed by a Louise Marylin?

It doesn’t say whose hand

honestly they're so bad i think they're worth $99

"Oh wow I like your picture of famous race car driver... Doris Murphy?"

i love the "handsigned memorabilia" part as it cuts to Trump signing his name with a stylus on a tablet

goodbye TelSell, hello TrumpDump

for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up

Meant to discourage bulk submissions. There used to be a whole thing where a "wet signature" with blue pen was thought to indicate "signed for real" instead of "scanned once and printed multiple times" (even though laser printers have been able to print in blue for quite a long while).

They don't want any of the prizes to be won by someone with an elaborate mass-spamming operation like in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

Trump has lost his spot on the hero pantheon for the Christian traditionalist fascists

xp how has no one done a bit where trump gives out golden tickets for a tour of maralago with oompaloompa housekeepers, chocolate swamp golf course, q gum that tastes like conspiracy, private teevee cameras, great glass escalators etc etc etc

because Willy Wonka is a beloved and magical character and not a venal, whining narcissist?

would def buy nft of trump as willy wonka fyi

Would buy NFT of Trump being sucked into the Fudge Room.

If he's able to offload some $100 jpegs to his rubes, more power to him

many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":

1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513

lmao

but it's what we have pic.twitter.com/10LVZHiUr7

— Emoji Caresser (@LizRummy) December 15, 2022

Kinda like baseball cards, except that you pay a 10% royalty every time you trade them.

On each secondary sale of a Trump Digital Trading Card, there will be a 10% royalty on the sale price that will be paid back to the creator.

aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.

thinking ILX needs to enter this competition hardcore

xp

you can just drop off your NFT collection sweepstakes information at the NY Great Wall Buffet on East Union in Newark, just off Highway 31. they're really lovely people there, really the best, better than lincoln, much better than washington

aren't there services where you could pay someone to send an envelope for you.

yes there is - pay me $20/hr with potential NFT incentives and i will hole up in the NY Great Wall Buffet for as long as it takes to win this competition

we should start winning the new yorker caption contest again, start kicking some ilx ass in the real world

Best Buy Auto Sales, right next to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

oh my god, that address link, thx doo dah

many xxp to "(i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513":

1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513🕸