one year from now, Twitter will be 100 people in Klan robes jerking off and trying to plan get togethers at Wing House
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 01:57 (one year ago) link
lmao, this one made me go cross-eyed
Maybe they violated real terms of service by conspiring against freedom of speech. 🍿 Owners/influencers will come and go but that dang constitution lives forever.— Stephen (@spcomstock) December 16, 2022
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 01:58 (one year ago) link
journalists gone, 89 tweet thread of the original movie Avatar is still up
― mh, Friday, 16 December 2022 02:13 (one year ago) link
he's claiming the journalists all 'doxxed' him by retweeting Elonjet or some ish
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link
my god
Twitter is now marking all links to Mastodon unsafe pic.twitter.com/kUseCXVLMk— 𝗝.𝗠. 𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗥 #readoptimal (@intelwire) December 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 02:46 (one year ago) link
I would appreciate boosting the hashtag #sendelontomars
― mh, Friday, 16 December 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link
elon go to mars right away
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 02:53 (one year ago) link
first person on mars gets to make all the laws iirc, for example law 1: no clowning on elon
― Definite Article, The (cat), Friday, 16 December 2022 03:10 (one year ago) link
Apartheid beluga still digging down huh?
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 16 December 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link
dude's seeing centipedes crawling out of his fingers right now
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:07 (one year ago) link
the human capacity for self-delusion and rationalization is generally up to the task of justifying any opinion or behavior without recourse to hallucinations.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2022 04:09 (one year ago) link
heh
In an amazing turn of events, Twitter is malfunctioning and suspended accounts are able to access Twitter Spaces and speak in them https://t.co/kiFGZ8s17A— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) December 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:13 (one year ago) link
lmao pic.twitter.com/L31AYgcIHr— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) December 16, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:14 (one year ago) link
I'll settle for a Buddy Dwyer
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 04:16 (one year ago) link
Only with him being at a party with Trump and the bullet going through his head and Trump's. Oopsie!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 04:17 (one year ago) link
Trump NFTs in the morning and Elon just fucking melting down in real time in the evening, it's a day the bards will sing of.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 December 2022 04:25 (one year ago) link
you know people say this guy is like Trump without any of the charisma or weird humor but I gotta say some of the phrases he's coming up with today like "assassination coordinates" and "Few people understand this!" really do sound like Trump right after he got impeached
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:25 (one year ago) link
god he is just getting so owned
Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:37 (one year ago) link
hes talking on a space with the banned journalists right now
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:39 (one year ago) link
lol he left after like 30 seconds presumably cause they were asking him questions
lol fucking pitiful
Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange pic.twitter.com/wVA9Gb5MVJ— Bradley Eversley (@ForeverEversley) December 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 04:57 (one year ago) link
getting booed at Chappelle's show really made him crack huh
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:01 (one year ago) link
turns out freedom of speech isn't working out so well for this guy
― sleeve, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:02 (one year ago) link
everyone told him he was the best boy in the world for ten years straight then suddenly turned on him its basically torture a cruel prank lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:08 (one year ago) link
Who has a screenshot of the "Kanye. Elon. Trump." tweet? I need to see that again.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 December 2022 05:10 (one year ago) link
lol that shit was a curse
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:15 (one year ago) link
Just too pathetic
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 December 2022 05:18 (one year ago) link
lmao the Twitter space talking about this just abruptly got killed
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:19 (one year ago) link
Still half a month left for him to just kill the whole damn site and fulfill the Dril Prophecy.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:21 (one year ago) link
I hope that if he's forced to reinstate these journalists they still have the dignity to walk away anyway.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 16 December 2022 05:50 (one year ago) link
lol he is really losing his coolgetting booed at Chappelle's show really made him crack huhSure looks like that was the breaking point. It’s been a downward spiral since then. Notably the first time he’s really been physically forced outside his weird nerd echo chamber.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 16 December 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
I finally figured out the true meaning of this tweet. Each one is the King of the Losers for their respective generations.
― Chris L, Friday, 16 December 2022 05:57 (one year ago) link
Elon’s 51 and Kanye is 45. Aren’t they both Gen X?
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 16 December 2022 06:48 (one year ago) link
Yes
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 16 December 2022 06:59 (one year ago) link
had to double check that Trump was a boomer and not silent generation (he squeaks in to boomer)
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 16 December 2022 07:24 (one year ago) link
Well, Trump’s definitely not silent.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 16 December 2022 13:11 (one year ago) link
Silent but deadly.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 December 2022 13:17 (one year ago) link
lol
― Cow_Art, Friday, 16 December 2022 13:34 (one year ago) link
The Deadliest, people are saying...
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 December 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link
Kanye is *spiritually* a millennial (I'm telling myself)
― Chris L, Friday, 16 December 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link
thats fair
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link
Nah ye can keep Kanye, millennials have enough problems
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 16 December 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link
haa he nuked spaces altogether, guessing its cause banned accounts were still able to use it and no one works there anymore who knows how to fix that
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link
So how long til he announces a relocation to Texas? He's obviously not staying in SF.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:14 (one year ago) link
Xp wtf?!
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link
Guess who works on and is possibly a product lead for Twitter spaces!
1yr ago @Squad was acquired by Twitter – our whole team is still here & since then we've worked with amazing Tweeps to launch:- @TwitterSpaces - Tips- Ticketed Spaces- @SuperFollows - Creator Dashboard- Unified Purchases Dashboard- NFT Profile Pics (soon)What a year! 🚀— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) December 14, 2021
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link
nice
Twitter Blue round 2: I’m travelling and haven’t looked at this in detail yet, but my tracker has taken 66 million profile snapshots of 18 million distinct accounts since Monday’s relaunch, and it’s found a grand total of 2,215 new sign-ups.— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022
15 of the top 20 by follower count are porn. The top non-porn personal accounts are the UKIP Gamergate guy and a Bolsonaro supporter who recently got Elon Musk’s attention with claims of election fraud. https://t.co/LQ5XJfPQ7c— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link
lmao this is his explanation for why Spaces isn't working right now. dude is so pathetic
We’re fixing a Legacy bug. Should be working tomorrow.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 16 December 2022 14:22 (one year ago) link
It's always someone else's fault.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
Imagine having a midlife crisis on this scale. It's like one of those mortifying failed public proposals of marriage but as a worldwide simulcast event on all major television networks.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 December 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link