Elon Musk

Apartheid beluga still digging down huh?

dude's seeing centipedes crawling out of his fingers right now

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022

the human capacity for self-delusion and rationalization is generally up to the task of justifying any opinion or behavior without recourse to hallucinations.

heh

In an amazing turn of events, Twitter is malfunctioning and suspended accounts are able to access Twitter Spaces and speak in them https://t.co/kiFGZ8s17A

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) December 16, 2022

lmao pic.twitter.com/L31AYgcIHr

— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) December 16, 2022

I'll settle for a Buddy Dwyer

Only with him being at a party with Trump and the bullet going through his head and Trump's. Oopsie!

Trump NFTs in the morning and Elon just fucking melting down in real time in the evening, it's a day the bards will sing of.

you know people say this guy is like Trump without any of the charisma or weird humor but I gotta say some of the phrases he's coming up with today like "assassination coordinates" and "Few people understand this!" really do sound like Trump right after he got impeached

god he is just getting so owned

Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022

hes talking on a space with the banned journalists right now

lol he left after like 30 seconds presumably cause they were asking him questions

lol fucking pitiful

Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange pic.twitter.com/wVA9Gb5MVJ

— Bradley Eversley (@ForeverEversley) December 16, 2022

getting booed at Chappelle's show really made him crack huh

turns out freedom of speech isn't working out so well for this guy

everyone told him he was the best boy in the world for ten years straight then suddenly turned on him its basically torture a cruel prank lol

Who has a screenshot of the "Kanye. Elon. Trump." tweet? I need to see that again.

lol that shit was a curse

Just too pathetic

lmao the Twitter space talking about this just abruptly got killed

Still half a month left for him to just kill the whole damn site and fulfill the Dril Prophecy.

I hope that if he's forced to reinstate these journalists they still have the dignity to walk away anyway.

lol he is really losing his cool

getting booed at Chappelle's show really made him crack huh

Sure looks like that was the breaking point. It’s been a downward spiral since then. Notably the first time he’s really been physically forced outside his weird nerd echo chamber.

Who has a screenshot of the "Kanye. Elon. Trump." tweet? I need to see that again.

I finally figured out the true meaning of this tweet. Each one is the King of the Losers for their respective generations.

Elon’s 51 and Kanye is 45. Aren’t they both Gen X?

Yes

had to double check that Trump was a boomer and not silent generation (he squeaks in to boomer)

Well, Trump’s definitely not silent.

Silent but deadly.

lol

The Deadliest, people are saying...

Kanye is *spiritually* a millennial (I'm telling myself)

thats fair

Nah ye can keep Kanye, millennials have enough problems

haa he nuked spaces altogether, guessing its cause banned accounts were still able to use it and no one works there anymore who knows how to fix that

So how long til he announces a relocation to Texas? He's obviously not staying in SF.

Xp wtf?!

Guess who works on and is possibly a product lead for Twitter spaces!

1yr ago @Squad was acquired by Twitter – our whole team is still here & since then we've worked with amazing Tweeps to launch:
- @TwitterSpaces
- Tips
- Ticketed Spaces
- @SuperFollows
- Creator Dashboard
- Unified Purchases Dashboard
- NFT Profile Pics (soon)

What a year! 🚀

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) December 14, 2021

nice

Twitter Blue round 2: I’m travelling and haven’t looked at this in detail yet, but my tracker has taken 66 million profile snapshots of 18 million distinct accounts since Monday’s relaunch, and it’s found a grand total of 2,215 new sign-ups.

— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022

15 of the top 20 by follower count are porn. The top non-porn personal accounts are the UKIP Gamergate guy and a Bolsonaro supporter who recently got Elon Musk’s attention with claims of election fraud. https://t.co/LQ5XJfPQ7c

— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022

lmao this is his explanation for why Spaces isn't working right now. dude is so pathetic

We’re fixing a Legacy bug. Should be working tomorrow.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2022

It's always someone else's fault.

Imagine having a midlife crisis on this scale. It's like one of those mortifying failed public proposals of marriage but as a worldwide simulcast event on all major television networks.

fucking Dan Price in that twitter spaces conversation

ya I mean Trump could get away with this because he was a powerful political figure who could actually make life miserable for people in very real ways. all Elon has the power to do is ruin a social media company and tank Tesla stock. everyone is laughing at him too much to really be mad and the only people really getting hurt are those who stupidly put their life savings into his stupid company. the right wants Twitter to stick around more than the left does and it's gotta drive 'em crazy knowing the only winners in this whole situation were the people who managed to convince Elon to buy it for $44 billion

checkn muh stonks

https://i.imgur.com/LCW97H4.png

uh oh

News about arbitrary suspension of journalists on Twitter is worrying. EU’s Digital Services Act requires respect of media freedom and fundamental rights. This is reinforced under our #MediaFreedomAct. @elonmusk should be aware of that. There are red lines. And sanctions, soon.

— Věra Jourová (@VeraJourova) December 16, 2022

ya definitely worth remembering even if Elon actually gets some sleep and somehow realizes how bad he's screwing this up he's still set a ton of lawsuits and sanctions in motion, not least of which involves all the labor laws he flagrantly violated

Given recent behavior I'd expect him to just cut off service in any country that tries to sanction him. Which would just make things worse for the company's financial prospects, but that clearly is not factoring into his decision-making at the moment.

paranoid meltdown

aren't there entire countries who are either locked out right now or can't get 2FA to function because Elon fired all the people who knew how it worked?