Guess who's not getting any more Twitter Files.
The old regime at Twitter governed by its own whims and biases and it sure looks like the new regime has the same problem. I oppose it in both cases. And I think those journalists who were reporting on a story of public importance should be reinstated.— Bari Weiss (@bariweiss) December 16, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link
Weiss so woke.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
smh the virus
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
Ugh, so ungrateful.
So nice of @elonmusk to give you exclusive access to the Twitter files for you to take just a few days to throw shade his way. The journos that were suspended was because they were participating in doxxing. Not that you will, but I’d give posting this a second thought.— Joshua Price (@SpeakToYourMgr) December 16, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:34 (one year ago) link
how is that guy not a twitter blue subscriber?
― mh, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
that may also be the worst use of “throw shade” I have seen
there have been some really bad ones
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link
its very "cringe" how every lil novel turn of phrase gets immediately beaten into the ground by bad internet posters
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
Most novel turns of phrase are AAVE and from drag/ballroom culture so I try to avoid most of them bc by the time I hear them they’ve already been busted
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link
yeah just talk normal is how i break it down to an extent
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link
best to stick to vernacular of your own community even if it means saying you want hen fap
― 龜, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
the craziest one for me is how "based" a term popularized by the very weird and super not right wing rapper lil b has been adopted by nazi shitposters, just awful stuff
lmao only 2000 people signed up for Blue since it relaunched? god that's just amazingly pathetic― frogbs, Friday, December 16, 2022 10:19 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― frogbs, Friday, December 16, 2022 10:19 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
that seems too low. it's a failure, but it's not doing *that* bad surely?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, December 16, 2022 9:57 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
aaaah i hate this
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link
its so bad its like killing jesus except way worse
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link
i'm guessing that 2000 figure came from the thread just before the one xyz posted earlier:
Twitter Blue round 2: I’m travelling and haven’t looked at this in detail yet, but my tracker has taken 66 million profile snapshots of 18 million distinct accounts since Monday’s relaunch, and it’s found a grand total of 2,215 new sign-ups.— Travis Brown (20-30% parody) (@travisbrown) December 16, 2022
if so, that number comes from a guy who looked at 18 million of the approximately 300-400 million active monthly accounts, and who is also traveling
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link
the thing to keep in mind is that traveling stats are notoriously noisy
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link
but yeah, assuming that when he's traveling and he looks at the details, 2,215 out of 18 million is close to the correct ratio for Blue signups, that would still come out to just about 50,000 signups out of 400M active monthly accounts
― Karl Malone, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
twitter by its own admission only had ~238 million mdau (active monetizable accounts) before it went private, so the number is probably much less (see the math i did upthread)
― 龜, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
considering all the features are "coming soon" and everyone who buys the blue check gets made fun of not sure why anyone would even want it, might have some utility to scammers but idk even about that anyone who knows what a blue check is has probably heard you can buy one at this point
https://i.imgur.com/VPi6qHa.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
tho im not sure how hes checking for subscribers, supposedly twitters manually verifying identities before handing out blue checks, could be theres a backlog and he cant see them til after that
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
Of those 238 million monetizable accounts only about 10% are in the Goldilocks zone
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
the Venn diagram of Musk followers who are pearl-clutching regarding the pseudo-doxxing here and people who supported Gamergate is a circle
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link
fwiw the one person i followed who paid cancelled immediately (when people started unfollowing/bullying him haha), and his month expired, and he still has the blue check and shows up in searches for people who paid. apparently they didn't implement offboarding lmao.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
You have to pay $20 a month to remove your blue check
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
You also have to pay $20 a month to stop double-tweeting
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link
the discourse (here and everywhere) is gonna need a few years to recover from twitter poisoning. surely some other gestalt posting style will scum to the top in time to supplant fully incomprehensible acronyms spiced with crypto jargon and scoffingly knowing nu-i-can-haz-cheezburger nihilism; i'm hoping for heiroglyphics.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link
otm
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link
my friend's partner used to work for i can haz cheezburger, she's a bartender now
this was me trying to understand wtf people were talking about under a caroline polacheck tweet calling her 'mother'. shut the fuck up you dummies.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link
can you imagine having a fanbase of nothing but white suburban teen girls who do nothing but screech 'yasss qkween' at you all day long and say you are 'so mother'? I'd fucking quit music and join a monastery out of embarrassment
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
i'll be real, i'm so much more damaged from ilx's constant superiority complex than from anyone's silly adopted vernacular
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
mother?
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/044/247/297.png
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
― partez Maroc anthem (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
given the size and influence of this community, it's difficult to imagine who ilx is "superior" to and in what wayi like to think of us as these guyshttp://i.imgur.com/hbYplcX.jpg
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
re: AAVE and ballroom culture, this debate has been had for years— “If Madonna Calls” and any number of other rejoinders to those appropriating ballroom and Black nightlife terminology have been occurring for decades. What many of these debates miss is that language is like food— intimate, mutable, borderless in its appeal. Simply using a term from a culture that is not your own doesn’t make you a colonizer or a racist, it makes you a human being. It’s how the term is used and whether there’s some knowledge of and respect for where it comes from that matters, I think.I say this as someone who has seen multiple infographics and threads about this issue claiming that terms which are over 100 years old are somehow “property” of a certain cultural milieu that arose in the past decade or three. Sorry, no!
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Friday, 16 December 2022 21:37 (one year ago) link
the first step forward in regards to cultural appropriation is everyone being cool
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 December 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
i'm lucky because my culture is so vague and fragmented that can't be appropriated
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:29 (one year ago) link
The Baseball Furies had no speaking parts.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:30 (one year ago) link
Calling something “the bee’s knees” is appropriating apiarist culture.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link
My complaint with "my brother in Christ" online meme language (whether derived from different cultures/subcultures or simply being very online) is that it rapidly starts to feel algorithmic rather than like authentic human communication - "this is what I say to get more likes on my tweets/posts."
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
akin to the chodes in high school who blacked out all their lights and turn signals because it was cool but couldn't say why it was cool
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:43 (one year ago) link
Mr. Fox and His Friends?
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 December 2022 23:44 (one year ago) link
Ha, wrong thread. I think.
Ugh I'd noticed "my brother in Christ" a lot on reddit, in gamer comms in particular but fuck me, none of these people are religious, stop saying that you dorks.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 17 December 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link
Ugh
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 December 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link