is the line… your mom?
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
North Cackalacky
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link
Hadn’t realized how much I had invested in this result.
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link
[Blocked. Tap to read.]
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link
this thread is mildly amusing but ultimately depressing.
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 December 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
Every time I have typed todays date my inner voice has been reading it as if it was a sound check for a gig.2 2 - 1 2 - 2 2 … bit more level on the mic
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 22 December 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
yeah I just had to type 122222 for some accounting thing... next year all that fun goes away
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 22 December 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link
nah still fun -- we get 1-21-23 -- and 12-1-23
― sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 04:36 (one year ago) link
the usa truly is exceptional after all
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 December 2022 05:35 (one year ago) link
next year will be proggier
― sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
hahahaha
i'm not sure of the context but i take this as a good sign for next year. i give the year 2022 two thumbs down -- way down. jabbing both thumbs deeeeep into the soil where it gets very cold down. 2023 is going to be better. i fukken guarantee it
the official theme song of 2022 was 311's "down". the theme for 2023 is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI2lTwY0Jx8
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
oh ... the context is that instead of this year's 12-12-22 etc there will be 12-1-23 ... I still, over a decade later, remember WW yelling at me while correcting my rhythm on my ride cymbal when trying to play one of his Luttenbachers compositions
― sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
yeah i think on 12-22-23 we're all going to open up a new document, type "ABACAB" and go back to bed
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link
re: the DD-MM-YY vs. MM-DD-YY
the latter is much easier to sort in Excel. We really don't care about the day as much as the month, fwiw
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link
fuck the month, just give me the season
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
i expect to have a birthday somewhere in Q2
same with days. no more days. let's switch to moons
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link
Q2 of calendar or fiscal year though? Like my birthday is in Q2 ... but in a July - June fiscal year, otherwise I am Q4 tbh and tbrr
― sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
sarahell what is your fiscal year? your personal fiscal year?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
calendar quarter vs fiscal year quarter is going to supplant left vs right as the foremost ideological confrontation of the age
i vote calendar BUT i also propose calendar reform. i have described my preferred calendar reform many times over the years, at least once a year, so i will hold off on that for now
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
sorry, xp
only really good way to write dates is YYYY-MM-DD, the Chinese have this right.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
and not only is the calendar year vs the July-June year (common to a lot of local government and public sector entities because it maps more easily onto an academic year) a thing, but did you know that the US government has an October - September fiscal year? Like, wtf???? Whose fucking year begins in October???
― sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
did you know that the US government has an October - September fiscal year?
not only did i know that, but that was my first exposure to FY politics and, to me, that is the true FY
there's a reason i'm on the calendar side these days
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
July through June is much better fyi ...
― sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link
Do you... care about the year?
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 December 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link
there are at least a dozen episodes of midsomer murders more entertaining and fun than either of these 2 movies.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link
yep, it's just more noisy garbage!
― calzino, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link
i guess a spoiler here, so i'll hide it, but
the evil marine guy was a clone. so, doesn't that take all of the drama out of killing him? why does it matter if he dies? what is the difference between him dying vs a Sony Aibo dying? just go buy another!
non-spoilery: here's what i want to see. give me 5 clones of the evil marine, and they all love spider and want to be the "true father"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
i'm going to assume that's about the fabelmans.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
haha, oops, i actually meant to post that on that the real thread! but probably better here
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
in my experience, "something's gone wrong" is usually related to whatever backend thing someone didn't clear out.
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 December 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link
i keep getting ads for Miralax and I have no trouble clearing my backend
― sarahell, Friday, 30 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link
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― | (Latham Green), Friday, 30 December 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
Lol the final unction
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:52 (one year ago) link
That's like a mashup of the Feel Free To Write Poems and Post Them Here thread and the Biryani Carts one xp
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
this might be the most dystopian thing i've ever read
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link
would hildur
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 02:48 (one year ago) link
i created a chairman meow best cat name slack channel
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:38 (one year ago) link
historical record: The All Old ILX Board Archive!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
look Jeff I'm gutted the Wolves lost tonight too but this is taking it too far
― Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 22:46 (one year ago) link
Proximity to Johnny Depp claims another life
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/vHttvVXS/E48-F3-A73-210-E-4201-8161-1-ED40-E860-D66.jpg
― can you still hit dinngers (gyac), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link
And there's so much booze to drink up everywhere you turnLiver Collins paid for's on the way
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 January 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link
we should just call this thread "things"
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 23 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link
I think part of the reason why people don’t really take celiac disease seriously is because “celiac” sounds like another name for celery root, “cream of celiac soup”, etc. If people wanted to take the affliction seriously they’d call it Deathwheat Disease or something
― french testicle (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 01:00 (one year ago) link
Going to say this thread passed the point of no return when raging terf everything feels comfortable showing up and joking there.
― here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 08:35 (one year ago) link
i'm glad you like the soccer mommy record but i am not going to listen to your phosphorescent cum music
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 16:37 (one year ago) link
omg new borad description plz
― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link
lmfaoooo
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link