Hahahaahahahahahhahahhahaha
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34042993
Minutes pass, and then
https://mobile.twitter.com/paulg/
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Sunday, 18 December 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link
š¤Ø
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 22:28 (one year ago) link
"assassination coordinates" trending, well done
― āCheeky cheeky!ā she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
this fn guy
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
― lagān, Sunday, 18 December 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link
Iāll give him credit this is pretty entertaining
― frogbs, Sunday, 18 December 2022 23:47 (one year ago) link
he's going to appoint david sacks as CEO, which he was going to appoint anyway.
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Sunday, 18 December 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
regardless of his plan why would he do the poll lol hes off his head m8
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
hes already rolling back the linking rule
Policy will be adjusted to suspending accounts only when that accountās *primary* purpose is promotion of competitors, which essentially falls under the no spam rule— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link
i voted no for the lolz
― é¾, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link
lol heās just going to ban everyone who votes āyesā, I mean this is straight out of the early 2000s forum mod snaps playbook
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:03 (one year ago) link
What is going on
No one wants the job who can actually keep Twitter alive. There is no successor.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 19, 2022
― bit high, bitch (gyac), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link
Same. If Twitter continues to die and Tesla keeps tanking because of Twitter and the Musk bubble getting popped, that's good times.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
*Droopy Dog voice* Should I just go fuck myself then? I will abide by the results of this poll.— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 18, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Bran_Stark?file=KingBran.PNG
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link
Also big no vote. Every minute heās ceo of a company he personally owns and cannot operate does harm to him I love it.
Seems like heās hinting about shutting it down in his latest tweets though hahah.
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
Good jack content. What a fuckup. Real Chauncey gardener vibes.
https://indieweb.social/@emilygorcenski/109537154119112076
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link
apparently he would have cleared just under a billion if he hadn't rolled his shares into Elon's vision
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link
Lmao that the āno linking your other socialsā rule was apparently solely implemented to ban Taylor Lorenz
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link
Well she did cry that one time
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:45 (one year ago) link
i'm so eager for the taylor lorenz story to drop. it's gonna be so good
― é¾, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link
yeah i wonder what shes got
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:53 (one year ago) link
howās the middle manager lady who pulled all nighters doing?
― k3vin k., Monday, 19 December 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link
During todayās launch of @TwitterBlue the SF team experienced two literal fire drills. The first one happened at HQ and led us to a Starbucks where we kept rolling out the release, then the coffee shop had its own fire drill ā sending us back to HQ to finalize the roll out. š¤£š„ pic.twitter.com/bYsJdZyVXs— Esther Crawford āØ (@esthercrawford) December 13, 2022
― more crankable (sic), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link
tried to embed the video where she was talking to camera but apparently twitter doesn't work properly? someone should look into that.
― more crankable (sic), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link
Will soon be fired for promoting Starbucks
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link
my team keeps getting hit by lightning when were trying to roll this feature out
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 01:44 (one year ago) link
is it this one? just came out i think
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/18/details-of-musk-stalking-incident/
The Twitter owner threatened legal action, changed the platformās rules and suspended journalistsā accounts after a confrontation involving his security team at a gas station. But the incidentās timing and location cast doubt on a link to the @ElonJet account.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2022 01:47 (one year ago) link
chronological timeline is amazing when you see the third reply is some tuned-in 13 follower reply guy doing this
No! The right and virtuous way is always more challenging but you can't just give up this easy. You know you're doing what's right by the people. Anyone with a problem with you is just afraid of being exposed for the clowns they are. #elonmuskdoesnotbudge— Ian Thomas (@ian_is_a_jerk) December 19, 2022
― mh, Monday, 19 December 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link
Muskās lackeys spent their entire day in my mentions defending this absurd policy as just and wise only to have Musk abandon it in less than 12 hours— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) December 19, 2022
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Monday, 19 December 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link
lost ass people, sad, need to find ass
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link
that whole policy was implemented just as an excuse to ban Taylor Lorenz for reporting on the "assassination coordinates" story lmao
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
mh otm
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 December 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
seems like twitter's resilience during the world cup emboldened elon to fire even more of the infrastructure team https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-has-reportedly-laid-off-more-of-its-infrastructure-team-192330953.html
apparently twitter's workforce has now shrunk by over 75%?
― é¾, Monday, 19 December 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
Tesla board's gotta love it when they read shit like "Musk tapped Tesla engineer Sheen Austin to run the social media websiteās infrastructure team following Abramsonās departure."
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 19 December 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link
xpost Kinda like realizing you can still make the car move with four blown tires and deciding to just go ahead and smash the axles as well
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 December 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
xp yeah the tesla situation is pretty good not only is he ignoring his ceo job and dumping stock hes poaching teslas workers
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
very funny to see big tesla investors publicly beg him to stop on twitter
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
hes so out of pocket you almost have to respect it
i dont have to respect anything
― plax (ico), Monday, 19 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
no you almost have to respect it
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
lmao the formatting
Why would I need Twitter? I can read @drilās tweets in book form. pic.twitter.com/5y0wK3E0AL— Kevin Buist (@KevinBuist) December 19, 2022
― lagān, Monday, 19 December 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link
Should I run Twitter ?— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) December 19, 2022
lol
― o. nate, Monday, 19 December 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link
You have to pay the cost to be the boss
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Monday, 19 December 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
Meanwhile long after everyone's stopped paying attention to the Twitter Files, Lee Fang has an actually interesting installment about Twitter enabling U.S. propaganda in other countries. https://theintercept.com/2022/12/20/twitter-dod-us-military-accounts/
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
I would have more faith in Snoopās abilities to oversee this company and platform, even after itās been choked almost to death.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
Iām sure the guy who tweeted āWe coup who we wantā is really interested in stamping out US propaganda
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
Probably DoD is going to consider him a security risk and just not tell him what they're doing at all. What govt in their right mind is going to tell Musk anything?
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
the only answer i can think of is the one we had in the u.s. up until a couple years ago, but they weren't in their right minds
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 00:22 (one year ago) link
I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 21, 2022
― é¾, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
The next CEO of Twitter will be Jared Kushner.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link