I'm just about as sick of reading about Musk as I am about Trump, and many sites I've read have replaced Trump with Musk as new bete noir.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 December 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
if Musk is depriving Trump of media attention, then I can live with that trade off. Musk is much less dangerous to my mental health.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 18 December 2022 23:49 (one year ago) link
I missed this chat earlier but anybody who thinks that bill gates is a force for *improving* public health in the global south is naive to the point that I hope they have someone who checks in on them to make sure they're okay regularly
― plax (ico), Sunday, 18 December 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link
Not that I care about his happiness but dude truly seems like a guy who doesn’t enjoy much of anything.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
― The Beatles were the first to popularize wokeism (President Keyes), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link
None of these guys seem to actually enjoy anything.
aside from occult human sacrifice parties you mean
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
rich Silicon Valley nerds are big on non-sacrificial orgies too IIRC
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link
Poor guy flew all the way to Qatar to ask for more money and they said no.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link
As the saying goes, be careful what you wish, as you might get it— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
This might be the most successful cyberbullying campaign of all time
No one wants the job who can actually keep Twitter alive. There is no successor.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 19, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:24 (one year ago) link
So what the fuck happened in Qatar?
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:38 (one year ago) link
He bet all the remaining money he has on a French victory.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link
forum mod meltdown Path 3, Stage 9: "it has become clear that no one appreciates the sacrifices i've made to keep this board running" https://t.co/DLOuckspH1— Actually, (@eaton) December 19, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link
forum mod meltdown Path 3, Stage 9: "it has become clear that no one appreciates the sacrifices i've made to keep this board running"
send Musk complete Buffy DVDs (NOT remastered!!!) or he will ban more journalists
― more crankable (sic), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link
You must like pain a lot. One catch: you have to invest your life savings in Twitter and it has been in the fast lane to bankruptcy since May. Still want the job?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link
Wonder what happened in May?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:04 (one year ago) link
mad @ saudis?
Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link
has he been cracking open fortune cookies in a Chinese restaurant the last five hours
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:40 (one year ago) link
are Chinese restaurants open in Qatar at 3am?
― more crankable (sic), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:49 (one year ago) link
some of these tweets seem like they should be in all caps
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link
According to the video of the incident that Musk posted, the member of the Musk security team confronted Collado sitting in the car wearing gloves and a hood. “Yeah, pretty sure. Got you,” the Musk security team member can be heard saying on the video.
What took place between the two men before they arrived at the gas station is unknown. There’s no indication in videos shared with The Post that Musk’s children were present.
no mention of the claim that the guy jumped on grimes car, one wld think the police wouldve arrested him if so
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2022 01:57 (one year ago) link
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 December 2022 01:57 (one year ago) link
the guy is obviously unwell but elon could easily be tracking him
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link
Erdogan and Elon Musk shake hands in Doha during the World Cup Final Match pic.twitter.com/eKqr9sDelD— Ragıp Soylu (@ragipsoylu) December 18, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2022 02:14 (one year ago) link
Yeah elon hanging around with Jared K and various members of the House of Saud is just what we needed at this time.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 19 December 2022 02:18 (one year ago) link
Multi-billionaires and autocrats always have mutual interests to talk about.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 19 December 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link
"How can we kill these people but extract as much value from them first via enslavement?"
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 19 December 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link
I know I shouldn't be surprised by these people anymore but my lord
One thing that just occurred to me: using internal Twitter analytics, this poll (given its perceived gravity) could provide some really interesting data on how some accounts organize to manufacture the perception of consensus, especially if some of that is measurably coordinated.— Jan Jekielek (@JanJekielek) December 19, 2022
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 December 2022 03:16 (one year ago) link
lol that guy works for the moonie newspaper
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2022 03:20 (one year ago) link
man it must be wild to be working at Twitter right now
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 03:25 (one year ago) link
Seeing him with all these autocrats, if I were an opposition politician or dissenter in any of those countries, I'd get the hell off Twitter.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 19 December 2022 03:26 (one year ago) link
I know I shouldn't be surprised by these people anymore but my lord🐦[One thing that just occurred to me: using internal Twitter analytics, this poll (given its perceived gravity) could provide some really interesting data on how some accounts organize to manufacture the perception of consensus, especially if some of that is measurably coordinated.— Jan Jekielek (@JanJekielek) December 19, 2022🕸]🐦
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 19 December 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link
People really love a perceived Big Strong Daddy who will take care of them. The constant mental gymnastics they have to do to uphold that image must be a part of the appeal because fuck, it’s gotta be exhausting.
― circa1916, Monday, 19 December 2022 03:37 (one year ago) link
If Zuckerberg had a spine he’d revert Facebook and Instagram to 2010 levels of shittiness and wipe Twitter out overnight.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 19 December 2022 04:13 (one year ago) link
much to talk about in this photo
pic.twitter.com/UD803mbKRB— marge (@mags_mclaugh) December 19, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 04:32 (one year ago) link
the belt buckle is something horrible, isn't it
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 December 2022 04:40 (one year ago) link
can't stop staring at the bottom left guy, he's basically sickos.png
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 04:43 (one year ago) link
Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔— Tom Anderson (@myspacetom) December 19, 2022
― 龜, Monday, 19 December 2022 12:22 (one year ago) link
Lol at all these fucking idiots claiming it was rigged
Hey @elonmusk, it’s unwise to run a poll like this when you are now deep state enemy #1. They have the biggest bot army on Twitter. They have 100k ‘analysts’ with 30-40 accounts all voting against you. Let’s clean up and then run this poll again. The majority has faith in you. 😘 https://t.co/y2piyeE84a— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) December 19, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 19 December 2022 12:22 (one year ago) link
It's not like he said when.
― nashwan, Monday, 19 December 2022 12:31 (one year ago) link
tfw you buckle up and don’t notice your shirt has got caught up in the machinery
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 December 2022 13:04 (one year ago) link
Good summary: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-business-playbook-boss-visionary-jerk-spacex-tesla-twitter-2022-12?op=1
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 December 2022 13:15 (one year ago) link
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) December 19, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 December 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link
https://media3.giphy.com/media/xpdQAcVTTo3ZBj3UVS/giphy.gif
let that sink out
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/lYoJpxeWDX— LeSubstack Triller Moth (@legotrillermoth) December 16, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 19 December 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link
(note the date)
he hasnt posted since this 16 hours ago, hes in saudi dungeon signing over his tesla shares
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
Do you like me?
( ) yes( ) no
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 19 December 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link
maybe he finally crashed after weeks of no sleep
― sleeve, Monday, 19 December 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
maybe he finally crashed after driving one of his cars
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link