Elon Musk

He had better find a cure for cancer, because Mars has no magnetosphere and its surface is constantly blasted by radiation. https://t.co/1HiD6i6glA

— Adrian (@blagojevism) December 19, 2022

Gotta pay for Blue if you want to cyberbully him from here on out.

Interesting, looking into this pic.twitter.com/GnIbywFCah

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 19, 2022

interesting

What does catturd2 think?

This is a good idea, I think in the future instead of asking everyone if they hate me I will just ask people who've had their tongues cut out

love the idea that an $8 monthly subscription is "skin in the game"

*holds out palm* gimme some skin*!

*8 bucks

He's kind of acting like a vulture capitalist but forgetting the part where you extract money from the thing before you kill it. He's gone in reverse, he can never get out of it anything close to what he put into it. Stripped for parts, what's Twitter worth? I guess he could, like, auction off Lady Gaga's DMs or something.

Wearing a worn-out t-shirt to an event viewed by the entire world is quite a power move.

My first thought was that he was ripping-off Zelenskyy's olive green shirt look

xp
Or turn them into NFTs.

pic.twitter.com/nrBUTahGsk

— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) December 20, 2022

I'm no expert on management but running a poll to establish whether you should stay in charge of things seems an incredibly stupid thing to do, how would you build employee trust after that?

Employee what?

lmao he's establishing his own apartheid system on Twitter now that the poll didn't go his way

Legendary posting week: using your ex’s stalker to win a fight by fabricating a threat against your kid, having your mom show up to defend you, banning anyone who questions your story, then losing the poll you created about whether you should remain a mod

— orwellian untweet (@jesseltaylor) December 19, 2022

Tesla down 4% since opening. Rapidly approaching $140. I wonder when the margin calls kick in.

yeah I gotta imagine it's somewhere around the 125-130 mark. pretty significant because Elon would lose an insane amount of cash should that actually happen

Yes, but that's all part of the plan!

do ultra-rich people and hedge funds ever really get margin calls these days? assumed that was a tool used to punish small investors trying to horn in on profits from the backroom deals the big boys have made

it happened in the 2011 film margin call

actually im not sure if it did happen theyve mightve just named it that cause it sounds cool, i cant remember even tho i watched it recently, pretty sick movie tbf

down another 6% today lmao

“I got rid of the bot problem”
[loses a poll with a sample size of ~17,000,000 by a significant margin]
“The bots are back, folks” pic.twitter.com/I8mK0ZsZMA

— Healthy Masculinity Guru (@PerfectGameLex) December 20, 2022

the margin calls are made by banks or other financial businesses that are bigger than the hedge funds and ultra-rich, and they don't take kindly to losing money they don't have to lose. it's the legal (and politer) form of the lender breaking the arm of the debtor to encourage prompt payment.

yeah I think conceptually the 2008 financial crisis was precipitated by a few giant margin calls

i would do it i dont care who it is they have my money and not enough margin im gonna make that call you best believe

the pension fund insolvency panic of six weeks ago -- which toppled a uk prime minister if u recall -- was driven by margin calls, they haven't gone away lol

two months not six weeks

The beclowning continues

Musk now claiming his OWN POLL, run on a platform that HE OWNS, was rigged against him.

Beyond parody. pic.twitter.com/0yw9wrrDh2

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) December 20, 2022

in the meantime enjoy this game

http://stockjump.sos.gd/?symbol=TSLA¤cy=USD&name=TESLA%20INC

so basically a majority of americans want him to stay, the rest of the world wants him to fuck off

I'm highly skeptical of any poll runner who uncritically retweeted Musk's response above.

Is Harris X legit? Is it even associated with the actual Harris Poll?

YouGov poll today of 2,356 U.S. adults:
Should Elon Musk step down as head of Twitter?

42% yes, 33% no

Among people with an opinion:

56% yes, 44% nohttps://t.co/ASiLHijnsM https://t.co/vg9d042XNx pic.twitter.com/PUQaYgvwxA

— YouGov America (@YouGovAmerica) December 20, 2022

What a weird thing to be talking about anyway. Who cares how many people want him to stay or go? I don't even have an opinion on it, he's kind of hilarious right now and he doesn't owe me any money so I don't really care.

It's a fascinating case study of the narcissist's insatiable need for validation.

this is all sideshow attempt to distract and deflect by attracting and mesmerizing; profits are tanking is the actual story

but people gotta write articles and binge
the main character doesn't generally hang around this long but it's the season finale after all

honestly it's a tough call, idk which of the two options is funnier

he's also becoming a Q-Anon darling

sorry, what?

The press release said that authorities later learned that the alleged “suspect involved in this case is believed to be a member of Elon Musk’s security team.”

I feel like Mike Judge deserves residuals for this season of Silicon Valley.

Still trying! pic.twitter.com/SUvF1T4skd

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) December 21, 2022

holy cow he is shockingly dumb

Saved it for the lulz pic.twitter.com/qrKG7RmUDS

— @sa✧✧✧@mastoui✧✧✧.f✧ (@pwnsdx) December 21, 2022

The person asking the question there is ex-twitter and one of the worlds foremost experts on performance tuning. Extremely hardcore.

"Musk's Democracy"

Democracy Blue

one NFT = 1 vote

jesus christ, there is nothing at all weird or uncomfortable about that question.

There is if you can’t answer it

that's the greatest video of all time right there. just dying