Elon Musk

guys he said “stack” he’s for sure a player

I like a full stack when it comes to software

and pancakes

elon bringing a banana to a gunfight

I think the main thing that pisses me off is this is only the most egregious example of mediocre white men failing upwards into extreme wealth. Fuck em and put their heads on spikes afaic.

regret to inform that I listened to a longer segment and Elon had some ok points, but they were pretty shallow so they were likely cribbed from other people he'd talked to

Thom's committed to never playing Minneapolis again even though ticket sales would be through the roof

Thanks Elon

Lol oops

twitter crappier more unproductive

a pig
in a cage
on rogaine

Elon is both a creep and a weirdo, it’s true.

How is this account not banned yet

Tesla has just been informed by the NHTSA that our cars pose an “imminent threat” to all drivers & are demanding an immediate recall of all vehicles w auto pilot. We are going to fight this to the end, but I’m being forced to announce the immediate recall of our entire fleet. 1/2

— Elon Musk CEO Tesla Motors, SpaceX & etc (parody) (@h3h3productions) December 22, 2022

They were one of the accounts that got banned in early November. I was surprised they were back. Now banned again.

TSLA down another 6% today, lmao

gotta look on the bright side it can only go down 100%

Below $130!

“Shares drop for a fourth consecutive session and 11th out of the past 13 as they head toward worst month, quarter and year on record”

BREAKING: Tesla is now offering a discount of $7,500 (up from $3,750) for anyone that takes delivery of a new/inventory Model Y or Model 3 in the US before the end of this year.

Buyers will still also get 10,000 free Supercharger miles. pic.twitter.com/BsPubjA7iG

— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) December 22, 2022

This is actually a better deal than the $7,500 IRA EV credit would be in 2023 since this is $7,500 directly off the car (and your tax bill on the car is lower due to this) and you get 10,000 free Supercharger miles. The IRA EV credit only starts to be a POS rebate in 2024.

— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) December 22, 2022

trying to cram some extra sales into this quarter

Don’t think this one was posted

man who recently bought website for $44 billion dollars infuriated to hear the basics of online advertising accurately explained pic.twitter.com/SkYzIXAy11

— caleb gamman (@calebgamman) December 21, 2022

can you turn this guy off hes just talking nonsense

yeah teslas went from like months to years long waitlists to like "we're gonna give you all this shit for free if you buy" no wonder the stock is tanking, plus take into account whatever elon needs to sell before year end

Tbf the discount is apparently forced by the new fed incentive that starts Jan 1. No one will buy a car until Jan 1 otherwise.

yeah but thats a really big discount, a sign of some sort of pain on teslas part, either trying to spiff up a bad quarter or they just have so many cars it makes sense to offer 15% off rather than just wait and sell them in the new year

15% + miles tbf

I know you’ll enjoy this guy’s tl lagoon

Just sold 2% of my $TSLA to stay below 20% margin balance. Painful but necessary. Better to sell a bit now rather than wait to get margin called at a lower price. Will buy back these shares after selling my house. First time I’ve sold $TSLA since margin called in 2018.

— Jason DeBolt ⚡️ (@jasondebolt) December 22, 2022

jesus lol what is wrong with these people its just a company

how tho

Tesla will be worth way more than Apple + Saudi Aramco by 2030 ($4 trillion). @elonmusk made a similar prediction in 2015 when he said Tesla would be worth $700 billion by 2025.

Tesla ended up being worth $700 billion by December 2020, 5 years earlier than predicted. https://t.co/AB76D671fS pic.twitter.com/pxWQ8UOnPj

— Jason DeBolt ⚡️ (@jasondebolt) October 20, 2022

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkmE2KOWIAAytqZ?format=jpg&name=medium

yeah at this point they're just doing the "Bitcoin losing 50% of its value is actually necessary and a sign that it will 10x in value over the next five years" thing

He knows how ads are currently run; he's indicating that they can be better targeted with much lower CAC. Advertisers say they want to target x type of person in y region. Those are the wrong variables.

— KO_Sulli (@KO_Sulli) December 21, 2022

people who pay for online advertising with risky placement love being told how they should spend their ad dollars, especially when the distribution company might not be around in two months

i love confidence

https://i.imgur.com/NgLmRoP.png

yeah taht whole subthread is delightful

pretty funny to watch all these people argue with a 64 follow account with an av of a sports car, its probably a teenager

So fucking depressing to see actual human beings stanning for a billionaire and they’re not even being paid to do it. In the 19th century were there stans and super fans of Andrew Carnegie or James J Hill?

So fucking depressing to see actual human beings stanning for a billionaire and they’re not even being paid to do it. In the 19th century were there stans and super fans of Andrew Carnegie or James J Hill?

idk probably, people like a winner they want to be associated with that, thats how you go nazi

rooting for elon musk is like rooting for US Steel

I'm sure there were more stans in an era where there was a sliver of possibility that you, too, you could be a wealthy business owner, but in 2022 lol.

People love Avatar and the Yankees

Capitalism is a virus, they're trying to get infected by rubbing elbows

i asked google "what was andrew carnegie like" but it chose instead to answer this question: "why was carnegie a good person?"

ans = "in addition to funding libraries, he paid for thousands of church organs in the united states and around the world"

i stan the organ tycoon and so shd you

down over 10% now, man it is taaaanking

73d chess

barron's has got me HOOKED with this sneak peak of the analysis behind the paywall

Tesla TSLA –10.29% stock was down again Thursday. It has nothing to do with Twitter. The reason is much more serious.

The mix of inflation and rising interest rates have made used-car prices too expensive for many buyers.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/ford-tesla-carmax-used-car-prices-51671725166

https://archive.vn/y1u5f

i created a simple infographic to explain the abrupt change in $TSLA's stock price trend pic.twitter.com/y7GLM2Eh5V

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) December 22, 2022

xp ty lagoon!