somebody's getting coal in his stocking
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 December 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
“I want to tell that story because when I got the seventy-million, like, no flex, but I remember listening, calling my agent, and my agent is like, ‘Yo, Portland wants to give you seventy. Like, seventy-million.’ I’m like, ‘Seventeen?’ And he was like, ‘No, seventy.’ I’m like, ‘No, seventeen?’ And he’s like, ‘No, like seventeen a year.’ And I’m like, ‘Wait, like dollars?! Seventy-million DOLLARS?!’ You know what I mean? And he’s like, ‘Yeah.’ And I’m like, ‘Damn, bruh, this is wild.’
https://www.blazersedge.com/2022/12/28/23529700/evan-turner-free-agent-portland-trail-blazers-video-contract
― Clay, Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 01:13 (one year ago) link
Eric Gordon asked about #Rockets improvement from when the season started:"There's no improvement." pic.twitter.com/WWB8Gf3wdI— Jackson Gatlin (@JTGatlin) January 1, 2023
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 1 January 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link
Lol. He is definitely a pantheon member of the Left Behind on a Rebuilding/Tanking Franchise team.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 1 January 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link
I'm going to get it out of the way and point out that Donovan Mitchell and Robin Lopez combined for 72 tonight. Hashtag Historic Game.— Robin Lopez (@rolopez42) January 3, 2023
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:08 (one year ago) link
"But then, you know, we're the Kings ..."Domantas Sabonis had a sudden realization watching Lauri Markkanen's improbable last-second shot 🤣 pic.twitter.com/qWCuVkQIBK— Kings on NBCS (@NBCSKings) January 4, 2023
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link
may we all be so self aware
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link
idk if anyone remembers McDonald’s doing their celebrity collaboration meals but i had a dream last night that they did a collaboration with Kendrick Perkins (???) and the “meal” was just 68 hash browns and nothing else— ً (@Rachel_____G) January 8, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 January 2023 18:57 (one year ago) link
JJ Redick: "In a fight between you & Jordan Clarkson, who's winning?"Desmond Bane: "I don't even think it's a question... He's thrown up those fists a couple times... He's like 0-4 so far. Four square ups, no punches thrown." 😅(via @OldManAndThree)pic.twitter.com/d7xR8R444N https://t.co/EfN3TT3hVM— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) January 13, 2023
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Friday, 13 January 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link
embarrassing lol jjj calmly walking towards him all what are you doing meanwhile clarkson is set up like the notre dame logo
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 January 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link
He's a baller not a fighter.
― Rabbity Gainsborough (Leee), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:52 (one year ago) link
its what makes it even more funny, he seems so chill
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link
Can't trip him if he's ten feet off the ground. pic.twitter.com/8AKH0QRau6— Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) January 14, 2023
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link
lmao retired power forward jared jeffries (6'11") got on the price is right and successfully won....a toyota corolla
When the price is right, but the size of the prize is wrong 😂 pic.twitter.com/Y7a30jU7dX— NowThis (@nowthisnews) January 16, 2023
― call all destroyer, Monday, 16 January 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link
lol
Smh. We need to set a better exemple for this new generation man https://t.co/pbzShPlIDt— Evan Fournier (@EvanFourmizz) January 17, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 22:52 (one year ago) link
crying
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 January 2023 23:17 (one year ago) link
doing the too little celebration when you're 1 foot taller than your prepubescent peers.... life will be catching up to you on that one, kid
lol yeah, i have no prob with any of that minus the too small kid directing it at the other kid. im coaching my third grader right now and one of the kids on the team does the bow and arrow or gritty when he makes just about any shot. one time he was too busy grittying to get back and they got an easy fastbreak. so it was a good coaching opportunity. he does it less now ha..
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 23:29 (one year ago) link
lmaooooo
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 January 2023 23:35 (one year ago) link
man, kids are funny
these kids need to come up with their own material they're rip-off artists smh
― Clay, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 00:13 (one year ago) link
tee em up ref
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 00:26 (one year ago) link
If you got it, flaunt it - just don't do it right in the other kids face.
― Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 02:46 (one year ago) link
not sure ive seen this before
Oh no... did Ivica Zubac just airball a dunk? 😅pic.twitter.com/7L070xXJIC— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) January 18, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 03:55 (one year ago) link
Needs to do the too small gesture to himself
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 04:26 (one year ago) link
Everyone else is ME. TF lol… https://t.co/sHhsOg4bAg— 🏁 Jamal Crawford (@JCrossover) January 17, 2023
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 January 2023 06:18 (one year ago) link
lol disrespectful!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 11:35 (one year ago) link
ah i clicked through thinking about kobe's 60, and it's a misleading tweet, a bunch of guys have done it once
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 16:01 (one year ago) link
lmaoooo
JOE BIDEN FORGOT KLAY’S NAME😭 pic.twitter.com/c2n6x2h1R0— De🅿️ressed Warriors Fan 🏆 (@GoIdenState) January 17, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 16:07 (one year ago) link
iggy's side eye there is impressive
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:24 (one year ago) link
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FnowgOpP0p— Alexis Morgan (@alexismorgan) January 18, 2023
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 18:52 (one year ago) link
weird how stan hasnt done shit since then
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link
quality twitter content lmao
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 19:20 (one year ago) link
the biden thing is kind of lol but mostly sad
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:21 (one year ago) link
rip klay “76” thompson
props to devin for getting himself on tnt
We hired the No. 1 ranked snitch ref @DevInTheLab to investigate the NBA on TNT Tuesday crew 💀 pic.twitter.com/fYHpoXjvXT— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) January 18, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link
Statute of Limitations https://t.co/tARNsEaKEP— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) January 18, 2023
I thought we were cool @JohnWall https://t.co/ERKt1IcKkw— Justin Patton (@JustinPatton17) January 17, 2023
― frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:33 (one year ago) link
another kinda lol but mostly sad with that
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:38 (one year ago) link
and i'm sure justin patton was going out there every night like "damn we're starting john wall" lol
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:51 (one year ago) link
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_EQ5F9suBM
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2023 00:46 (one year ago) link
https://www.sbnation.com/2023/1/17/23558796/lebron-james-jabari-smith-jr-father-sons-played-against-nba-history
― Rabbity Gainsborough (Leee), Thursday, 19 January 2023 01:52 (one year ago) link
This is the first thing I saw when I turned on my computer. I’m done for the day, pure basketball may be done forever pic.twitter.com/PHahiKFMGG— #1 ranked snitch ref (@DevInTheLab) January 24, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link
lol wow
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 19:36 (one year ago) link
that looks like a fun game to play
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 20:54 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/FULJjs3NkM— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 25, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 06:08 (one year ago) link
this part of the interview was somehow even wilder
There are now Russell Westbrook Stans asking question postgame. I'm convinced Russ hired her this is crazy 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/xPIvF0Zm3D— The Lakers Chip (@Widelakers) January 25, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 06:27 (one year ago) link
i actually kinda find that refreshing. these pressers can be so tense, stale and tight for no real reason and they could use some levity. brown nosing loosened him right up lol
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link