there was a man that we snagged on our car and dragged for several blocks while my parents were blackout drunk driving, but I'm not supposed to talk about it
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 24 December 2022 02:40 (three months ago) link
!!!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 December 2022 02:55 (three months ago) link
i didn't have a guy but that was because i was too focused on the telephone poles and the lines connecting them. i wish i had circa's skateboarder but i was just obsessed with their regularity and kind of mentally "clicking" whenever they'd pass a certain point on the window. not unlike how you "play" in guitar hero
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 04:18 (three months ago) link
Yeah, I seem to remember that guy
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 24 December 2022 04:22 (three months ago) link
KM put it there my man
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 24 December 2022 13:18 (three months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 25 December 2022 00:01 (three months ago) link
3/8 of us know what's up
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2022 00:30 (three months ago) link
let the car freaks unite tonight!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 00:59 (three months ago) link
run lil fella run
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2022 00:59 (three months ago) link
tonight, lil fella, you're gonna bounce on every single rooftop and do your perfect run. and then you're gonna retire and be a special assistant for a while
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:09 (three months ago) link
up on the rooftop click click click
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:09 (three months ago) link
forks have i told you about my "counting game"? it kind of has to do with the person who runs next to the car
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:15 (three months ago) link
awooooo
well long story short, it's very basic and has to do with assigning musical durations to every word and letter -- letters generally count as an eighth note, capitalized letters are a quarter, spaces are an eighth rest, periods are a quarter rest. "perfect" words or phrases are ones that amount to a standard 4/4 bar. There are exceptions -- "I" only counts as a lowercase 8th note since it is almost always followed by a space/eight rest. It's just cleaner that way. I am a counting fool
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:25 (three months ago) link
and...i used to do the counting game along with the telephone poles in the car
this is what happens when your parents don't listen to music. let it be a warning to all current parents who don't listen to music
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:27 (three months ago) link
That’s extremely relatable
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2022 02:06 (three months ago) link