forks have i told you about my "counting game"? it kind of has to do with the person who runs next to the car
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:15 (three months ago) link
awooooo
well long story short, it's very basic and has to do with assigning musical durations to every word and letter -- letters generally count as an eighth note, capitalized letters are a quarter, spaces are an eighth rest, periods are a quarter rest. "perfect" words or phrases are ones that amount to a standard 4/4 bar. There are exceptions -- "I" only counts as a lowercase 8th note since it is almost always followed by a space/eight rest. It's just cleaner that way. I am a counting fool
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:25 (three months ago) link
and...i used to do the counting game along with the telephone poles in the car
this is what happens when your parents don't listen to music. let it be a warning to all current parents who don't listen to music
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 01:27 (three months ago) link
That’s extremely relatable
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2022 02:06 (three months ago) link