Elon Musk

hot take: The only reason Tesla was so over valued as a stock is crypto-bro orgy of valuation

twice as much as the electric f150 and as much as a gas f250, almost certainly a lie, the infinite mass part also not true

The tesla website claims that the new truck can pull "near-infinite mass" hhjjkhjslsl this company is so unserious pic.twitter.com/bMLMgHSUdj

— Human Mel (@melhuman) January 4, 2023

the overvaluation of Tesla would have made some sense in like 2016 when all those charging stations were getting installed and there was talk of a $30k Model 3, not to mention Full Self Driving on the horizon. I can tell you insurance companies took that pretty seriously because in theory the Auto line could be unprofitable mighty quick. I guess it wasn't quite apparent back then how full of shit Elon Musk was. why it blew up after the pandemic when the cracks were starting to show kinda baffles me.

always funny how the fascists who cry fascism seem to think only three dystopian novels have ever been written

xp the trump trick of making an obviously false claim/error to encourage haters to amplify the announcement

Brave New World not far off the mark, but not in the way I am sure Elon thinks it is.

"near infinite mass" surely video games bear some responsibility for this

brb just towing a black hole around in my tesla truck

mb by using mass instead of weight they were making a lil joke about pulling things in outer space, still not true of course once things get massive enough youd be subject to their gravity, also wheels wouldnt work out there since there no ground, there are also some other problems with this "joke" im going to suit elon

or maybe the joke is you can pull anything but that doesnt mean it will move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26CtnvXKY3w

i think it's one of those things where like, yeah it could tow the space shuttle at walking speed for a few minutes. but any truck can do that

really, we should be bemoaning the fact that the cybertruck can't outpull this very strong human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGIjlK1nSs

i think it's one of those things where like, yeah it could tow the space shuttle at walking speed for a few minutes. but any truck can do that

― 龜, Wednesday, January 4, 2023 5:34 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah im sure when normal companies talk about towing capacity they mean it in a normal way, who knows wtf tesla is talking about

apparently towing with an ev drains the battery like crazy too

energy spent is energy spent!

this is good because i forget that twitter had some cheap debt they issued pre-elon that is now very expensive debt lol

Expensive Debt was an underrated Fela Kuti album

Tesla Miss Road

Musk's ego has near infinite mass

"near infinite mass" surely video games bear some responsibility for this

― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, January 4, 2023 4:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

The only way to understand Musk is as a video game messages board troll circa 2000

his whole thing reminds me of how Michael Jackson "lost" his childhood, and so he spent his 40s trying to recreate it. in Elon's case I guess he never had the chance to be a cringey teenage shitposter so he's trying to live it now.

Ricardo is real!

more funny graphs from the poster's poster:

https://i.imgur.com/O5A8A9M.png

Cybertruckesque

lol

Elon Musk should

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 5, 2023

i think we all know how to vote here, folks

He should aim higher imo

its so funny this is the thing he wants to do, a man with all the resources to actually do politics is totally gassed up on the power of memes

It's because he's a moronic nepo baby

these nepos effin everything up

Boebert starts grandstanding, gets told "VOTE!", and then votes for "a consensus candidate"...Hern. Kevin Hern of Oklahoma.

another vote for Hern, just now.

wait, i thought Donalds was the consensus candidate

a couple hundred representatives are googling "who the fuck is kevin hern" right now

wrong thread Karl

gentlemen you can't talk about incompetent morons in here this is the Elon Musk thread

smdh #onethread ofc

#elonethread

lol oops sorry!

Gaetz should nominate Musk next time.

if it goes long enough, there is a non-zero chance that elon musk does get nominated.

we need outside of the box solutions

complete the triumvirate, nominate Kanye

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-560w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2022-12/221201-gop-kanye-tweet-mn-1415-5d8d24.jpg

Vox Populi, Vox Dei. pic.twitter.com/I14fKiIh0f

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 5, 2023

lmao

$200/month for an AI that thinks a daycare parking lot has the same speed limit as the adjoining street pic.twitter.com/9tB3MFcViG

— Dan Nguyen (@dancow) January 6, 2023

Per @josephmenn Elon Musk ordered Twitter to ban antifascist researcher Chad Loder https://t.co/tPBKAvWsbv As I reported, Loder's open-source investigations ID'd Capitol rioters but infuriated 2 far-right activists Musk admires, Andy Ngo and Chaya Raichik https://t.co/TagSTpsNkT https://t.co/7lDSJlq8c4 pic.twitter.com/tlGsiPCgKe

— Robert Mackey (@RobertMackey) January 5, 2023

elon is broing down with some of the absolute shittiest people, and also hes one of them

feel like any self-proclaimed "centrist" who is also obsessed with being the smartest guy in the room goes down that path

also holy shit at that Dan Nguyen tweet, how is this even legal

so I totaled your car
you was using it wrong

Is the Whole Mars catalog guy employed by Elon?