Mind detergent and soul rot, from the top to the bottom.
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 22:22 (one year ago) link
genuinely think some of these ppl should go to church they'd be better off
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 22:22 (one year ago) link
worth a shot
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2023 00:34 (one year ago) link
lol why
NEW: https://t.co/9ameptuFXR— Dana "Legacy Blue Checkmark" Hull 👩🏻💻 (@danahull) January 19, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link
haters will say its photoshop
- elon
― 龜, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:25 (one year ago) link
interesting
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 19 January 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link
knives comin out
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 January 2023 22:44 (one year ago) link
i'm pretty sure some undercredited production person directed the fuck out of the video while elon executive produced and called himself director
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fm8PZZgXgBAwIFs?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link
This is the world we live inAnd these are the stans we're given
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 20 January 2023 22:07 (one year ago) link
gosh, I hope Elon saves Catturd
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 20 January 2023 22:28 (one year ago) link
'take the algorithms off'
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 January 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link
this is probably why the desktop site has started defaulting to "for you" every time, gotta get that catturd engagement up
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 January 2023 22:35 (one year ago) link
Fortunately, catturd is not "for me." (Yet. I'm sure if he whines enough Elon will set it up so everyone is auto-following both himself and catturd.)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 20 January 2023 22:37 (one year ago) link
Fortunately Catturd 1 is okay
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 January 2023 22:45 (one year ago) link
Catturd Prime
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 January 2023 22:46 (one year ago) link
not everyone saw Catturd's tweets, but everyone that did started a ban
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 January 2023 22:48 (one year ago) link
Very nice
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 21 January 2023 01:16 (one year ago) link
I keep wanting to ironically buy catturd merch but I suspect that impulse will never result in anything
― mh, Saturday, 21 January 2023 01:38 (one year ago) link
Why would you do that? May as well wear an ironic swastika.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 21 January 2023 02:15 (one year ago) link
the fact that this account is run by a 65 year old really comes through in phrases like "take the algorithms off" lol https://t.co/0drpUya5BP— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) January 20, 2023
it's so funny to post "engagements are almost down to nothing" on a post with 25,000 likes— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) January 20, 2023
worth noting that catturd has gained over 600,000 followers since elon became ceo a few months ago (nearly double what they had before). he just loves whining— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) January 20, 2023
catturd2 knows that when elon replies to him he gets thousands more followers
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 January 2023 03:12 (one year ago) link
wait is that guy really 65 lmao
― frogbs, Saturday, 21 January 2023 03:42 (one year ago) link
he’s not young!
he owns a registered business that owns property (maybe just his own home) that is “catturd llc” or something like that
just an insanely pathetic guy. I’m a cat owner and I have to admit branding yourself with all cat stuff is insanely beta
― mh, Saturday, 21 January 2023 03:45 (one year ago) link
Chadturd2
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Saturday, 21 January 2023 04:00 (one year ago) link
Enjoying the idea of Elon browbeating the remaining employees at Twitter to boost Catturd’s engagement.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 21 January 2023 04:15 (one year ago) link
for sure
― mh, Saturday, 21 January 2023 11:28 (one year ago) link
*Trying to make the biggest weirdos on this website think I’m cool*Uh, the vaccine gave me bad diarrhea. pic.twitter.com/MxGcu5oeok— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) January 22, 2023
Insane levels of thirst
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 22 January 2023 01:21 (one year ago) link
reasonable point
you know this is a lie because we did not see nonstop tweets from him about it https://t.co/TMPBHLOxrI— Successfully paid for cube (@Boringstein) January 21, 2023
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 January 2023 02:10 (one year ago) link
it is true that wine in a glass can be quite nice
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnIuvq1akAExhQS?format=jpg&name=small
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 January 2023 13:38 (one year ago) link
oh no he’s been burgundy-pilled
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 January 2023 13:40 (one year ago) link
Love how alcohol is "a scam" rather than a substance with effects some enjoy and others struggle with
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2023 14:09 (one year ago) link
hi I drank this bottle of wine and halfway through the glass offered me a timeshare and the rest of the glass disappeared when i said no
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 January 2023 14:16 (one year ago) link
alcohol told me it wanted to sell my art as NFTs but that I would have to pay the gas fee
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2023 14:43 (one year ago) link
I prefer to drink wine by sucking on a soaked newspaper.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 January 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link
― Karl Malone, Monday, January 23, 2023 9:43 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
ha she is actually a crypto person
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 January 2023 14:58 (one year ago) link
maybe that woman found out that cheap alcohol gets you just as drunk as the expensive stuff and that’s the scam
― mh, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:29 (one year ago) link
I eat one meal and think "i will never be hungry again". Food is a scam.
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link
ok I looked into why she thinks alcohol is a scam and it's even dumber than I could have imagined
― mh, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link
do share!! I personally drank some alcohol over the weekend and I can confirm that it definitely gets you drunk!!!
― frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link
Lol why is this presented as a galaxy brain hot take
Alcohol ads use themes like happiness, prestige, sophistication, success, maturity, athletic ability, creativity, sexual satisfaction to target consumers.But the misuse of alcohol actually diminishes and ultimately destroys these qualities if you drink enough.— Nicole Behnam (@NicoleBehnam) January 20, 2023
― jaymc, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
she then later tweets that she has "fallen for this scam before"
I'm picturing her seeing a very sexy ad for tequila and then drinking like two whole bottles
― mh, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link
u fucking barbarians it’s about BEAUTY IN A GLASS. aesthetes know
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link
drinking a case of dos equis to become the world's most interesting woman
once u see red wine in a fine _ass_ that seems beautiful too.then the scam is clear. now u are stuck in a steely dan song. probably w don and glen. in hell. how u gonna unscam now?
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 January 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link
lol @ this 'mind blowing' tweet
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link
Pay attention— Nicole Behnam (@NicoleBehnam) January 20, 2023
👀👀👀— Nicole Behnam (@NicoleBehnam) January 23, 2023
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:34 (one year ago) link
i have to assume those eyes are on maricopa
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 January 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link
so funny this is all based on the Dilbert guy taking a Rasmussen poll and going "how shall we interpret this?" as though these "serious side effects" don't coincidentally only affect conservatives in America
― frogbs, Monday, 23 January 2023 16:36 (one year ago) link
these tweets completed a 9th grade health class assignment
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
this tweet drinks Coors Cutter.
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link