Misheard lyrics

At the drive-in/In the old man's barn Ford

Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes

I got a feeling now my heart is frozen
All the birdseeds and Michael Rosen

In XTC's "Easter Theatre," I'd always heard one line of the chorus as:

"If we all breathe in and roll away the stone"

...which makes a semipagan springtime song actually about Easter.

Faith No More - Death March

It's Dove Bars Death March, baby!

I just discovered today that the Climax Blues Band sang "Kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night"

I always heard "Kept on looking for the sun in the middle of the night"

Which I think I still prefer.

I wonder why
He's the greatest dancer

Oh, what, wow

I don't blame myself for not hearing that unusual exclamation correctly.

You and I and everyone, alive
We can run into the fire
I’m a trust fund baby
Yeah, I’m a trust fund baby

I went down to Miami,
I let a girl name a salmon.

I remember long ago thinking the “you know I’m such a fool for you” line in Let it Linger by the Cranberries as “I’m searching for food for you” which gave me a pretty skewed wilderness-survival impression of the song

loooool

so that's where they got their band name!

I know of a Cranberries cover band called the Craisins.

For years I thought the "it's a game, it's a game, well let's call it a shame" couplet in "Goin' Through The Motions" by Blue Oyster Cult was "it's a girl, it's a girl, well let's call it a-Shirl."

higher and higher and higher and higher and higher and higher
kissing the spider

For as long as I’ve been alive, I thought the lyric was “my regal robes of the forest / would be satin, not cotton, not tinse”.

I always thought that “tinse” was some actual fabric, or a reference to tinsel. The word Bert actually sings is “chintz”.

I had always heard it as chintz, but had no idea what that meant until looking it up just now. I knew that the adjective "chintzy" usually means cheap/lousy. Actually refers to woodblock-printed cotton originating in India. It's one of those things where I'm scrolling through GIS results like, "ohhhhh, so that's what that's called."

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Bob Marley - Jammin'

Jah seated in Mount Zion
And rules all creation
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(yeah, we're...)

from green earrings by steely dan

"the rings of randy's eyes"

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, June 8, 2014 8:11 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Came here to post this, glad I ctrl+F'd first. Though I hear "Randy's eye" singular lol

I always thought the line in The Pet Shop Boys "Being Boring"--"We dressed up and fought and thought 'make amends'"--was "We dressed up in thoughts and thoughts make amends". I was wrong, but I still think mine is better.
― The Illiterate (moriarty), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I also thought it was "we dressed up in thoughts and thoughts make amends" for the last however many decades I've been listening to this song for, and it was always one of my favourite PSB lyrics, but their official website says "dressed up and fought and thought 'make amends'", so I guess that must be what Neil is actually singing

I was part of a hip hop channel on mIRC (DALnet) once and the 'summary' for the room that loaded up when you entered was this quote from a member of the channel from like a year or two earlier, where they had thought the lyric to The Real Slim Shady was

I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are justin my teddy

and were still being clowned for it years later

Justin, my teddy
I love it

Neil Young sings to his car:

When you're old enough to repaint
But young enough to sell

Prong - Prove You Wrong

Heard: Dependence on no one, I just trust animals
Actual: Dependence on no one, I distrust and oppose

lol yours is better!

At a music festival last year my friend heard

We'd be lucky to survive, wrapped up in a dream
as
Women are here to survive not to penetrate

Brandy, you're a fine girl
what a good wife you would be
but my life, my lover, my lady
is deceased

doo doo doo
doo doot doo
doo doot doo